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Oct 14, 2016 10:52 AM
poTAYtoesBOILemMASHemSTICKeminaSTEW
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PuertoRicanGinger
Taking a black trash bag and opening it up in the back of the hangar to collect stale air and let it out outside and repeat...
Hulagirl01
Me thinks he doth protest too much.
tacticalpooklearsubmarine
I see this reposted at least once a week.
KILLzombi3z
I've swept sand in a desert and raked leaves in a forest.
turbodog
This is called "you fucked up by the numbers".
itsmesteve
Where's his PT belt? This is very dangerous
n8stuffNthings
Worth it.
IGotNothin
If you haven't served, don't judge.
401klurker
Don't know why your getting downvoted, military people have a different mind frame. Like meeting a Ret brother at a bar, just hit it n talk.
zma123456
Picture so old the guy is probably the major something whatever army ranks are by now.
KillerTofu615
That's a Marine. And if he's probably out by now.
kapp70
I once had to mow grass with a pair of dull scissors, I shit you not.
orDNary
"Missed a spot"
everyonegetsfingered
http://imgur.com/wko0uFs
Mackdi
Or you sack up and tell him no.
NicoleHolcomb
Is this Ft. Benning??
KillerTofu615
Camp Lejune would be my guess. It is a Marine.
usernamerelevantsoon
This evening he'll be sorting all the red rocks from the white rocks in the quad with a red flashlight...
Eventheusernamewhyarealltheusernamestakenistaken
That's how I felt having duty on the ship. We'd have to sweep water off of it even while it was raining for 30 minutes before turnover.
ArtificialRandomness
In basic, I had to turn over the rocks in the assembly area b/c they were getting sunburnt
Mackdi
lol sounds like a "keeping you busy private" tactic.
apathyisakiller
get pneumonia. sue him. free ticket out of the army. congratulations!!
Mackdi
oh no its not that easy if you actually want out. They will trap you in over some bogus shit.
Mackdi
FYI they kick out all the good ones. lol thats why the military is full of dumb people and thus the reputation.
muscletank
SOMEONE GOT THE GROUND OUTSIDE WET! GUESS WHO IS GOING TO CLEAN IT UP DUMBO!
warriorbard
Anyone else remember the skittles story?
sp0tz
I really like it when photos like these surface. I can just hear the order now.
SailorLuna13
Yeah but it's annoying when this picture has been on the front page more than 6 times this last week. =/
DriveDiveDevour
Dude hasn't learned his lesson yet.
TeamKillingFuckTard
I made my new dumb dumb sweep the sunshine off the zero range after he put his acog on backwards
TheGreatWhiteWolf
I was told to do this in Japan during monsoon season. Flat out refused. I had actual work to do. I'm not some assholes plaything.
tinytyrant
your taxes at work. thanks sarge.
Stronghans
Sgt? That seems like a very gunny thing to do.
MarshallDaemon
A Gunny is a sergeant. I do realize they are called Gunnies, but... you know.
bendoverrover
I don't see the issue. Just getting him ready for the stupidity of the workplace.
SillySnowFox
Na he's doing good. If he'd really screwed up he'd be using a sponge
MechAnon
Doing well* /imgur
SillySnowFox
You never do well in the millitary
barbarians9
You're not doing good.
MechAnon
Not feeling good.
DrAnusMcFinger
He hasn't put a sign out? Someone will slip and sue!!
Idrinkforevil
I think the mop bucket says wet floor
KillingTlme
Yep. For that exact reason.
poTAYtoesBOILemMASHemSTICKeminaSTEW
ghos5t7
That's how you get safety briefings
wooliebooger
"And to piggy back of what he just said, this is how you get safety briefings"
ghos5t7
Fucking piggybacking
ialwaysupvotestevebuscemi
Haha, sue the government. Funny joke.
tusig1243
I made one of our pledges do that once
MrBananaBeak
When the Army does it, it's corporal punishment. When you do it, it's hazing.
tusig1243
By technical definition, making them memorize pledge material is hazing. So while we didn't torture them, they def got hazed
MrBananaBeak
I don't think that makes it better mate.
tusig1243
K well when you compare mine to other schools, where they literally beat the shit out of you. Getting yelled at periodically isn't so bad.
MrBananaBeak
That makes theirs worse, not yours better.
Sfinski
Can't people stand up for themselves? Never would have done anything this stupid in the army no matter how much higher officer told me to.
ALittleKinkInYourThink
It's the military. "Standing up for yourself" is a civilian luxury that the enlisted do not possess.
Sfinski
I did, stood up to the bullies. Maybe I just got them rare balls.
MrBananaBeak
We call that "disobeying a direct order." If he's doing this, he's doing it for a reason.
Sfinski
I call it using once own sense. Mindless sheep are useless.
MrBananaBeak
Yeah that's simply not how that works.
Sfinski
That's simply how it worked for me. Stood up to myself, got promoted.