Kingdom Hearts Mini Dump

Jun 12, 2017 1:42 AM

Just... Just fucking do something right Dolan

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[Media] Philosophy was simpler back then.

Make it happen Square

Where shit got real

Hope you enjoyed. Just some memes of my favorite video game franchise.

FP edit: holy shit my first post got FP. As is custom: send nudes

Ahahaahaha, plot? It's all fan-service. It's not complicated as much as it's fucking stupid

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

#14 "What is Cloud doing?" Sephiroth fight from KH 2...Just finished replaying 2, great game.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When you walk away...you won't hear me say....PLEEEEEEEEEEASE OH BABY, DON'T GO!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah, Dolan. Do something right.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I remember first time playing KH1 I picked magic and gave up defence. Got destroyed multiple times by Riku/Ansem in Hollow Bastion

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That last pic has so much nostalgia for me

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never thought about the raft thing until that

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's not their boats, it belongs to the Final Fantasy characters on the island. Those boats were meant to take people to and from >>

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The main land. You don't learn that there is a main land until a later game.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sephiroth on KH2.... The controller smash was real

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But... he's so easy in 2! Suppose it depends on level though. I usually just beat his ass when I hit 100 in KH1 and 99 in KH2.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 with feet that big, she's in for one hell of an adventure

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That Keyblade is useful for many things, shes going to find out one of them

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

And I see this the day after I finally beat Xemnas on KH1. Neat.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I too lost that boss fight SO MANY TIMES!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God that battle against Riku on hollow bastion was rough. I remember thinking it was the final boss when I learned it wasn't I almost cried.

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

I never could get past it, to this day

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The motherfucking Roxas fight near the end of the final mix for 2 was a bloody nightmare, took me ages

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My hands were in pain after that fight on proud mode.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maleficent as a Dragon was a bitch. Riku in Hollow Bastiom not so much.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Trick. You can stand off to the side on a vine that's growing up the wall. Almost nothing will touch you. Let Donald and Goofy do their 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the same way I cheesed it back in 03! Damn I'm old

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thing and lower the health almost all the way down. Zoom in, take the final blow, BOOM dragon defeated.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For some reason peoole seem to forget that you can Glide around the arena while he does his bullshit dash. Makes Riku cake as hell.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah 8 year old me didn't quite grasp that yet lol.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know it's tough when the boss literally mocks your healing abilities.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I somehow didn't have a problem with him. But Ursula? I watched that tiny cutscene a hundred times.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Worst. Boss. Ever. I haaaaate that bitch.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The gat damn controls as mermaid Sora were the freaking worst!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Going around the house to do actual chores waiting for the cutscene to end just for a new attempt, it was horrible.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Look up "Kingdom Hearts parking lot" on YouTube.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Know what boss took me over 200 attempts to beat? I stopped counting at 200 from stress. The bloody water guitar guy from Kh2. Why? 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was young and didnt know I could change my keyblade and add armor. Equipment was a new think to me. I just didnt know.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want more memes of this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, man. I cried like a big baby at the end of that 1st one.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I absolute adore these games, but nailed on the cutscene thing. Never felt so much rage in my life.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's because I really don't like this series, But why is it so popular?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I started these again. I've been stuck on the last boss for over a week. Fuck Fantasia.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Try out the Platinum match while you're at it in Olympus, you'll really enjoy it

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sephirothbreally isn't that bad if you just combo his ass over and over and are quick with your elixirs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes but I always feel the need to save the precious elixirs because "I'll need them when the hard boss comes" and I never use them

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hard boss" lol. Sephiroth -is- the hard boss in KH1.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sora does not speak in that font.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didnt know I needed this until now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I unironically love these games. The plot is such a trainwreck and Sora gets grating in later games but dammit I still have fun playing them

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

One of my fondest gaming memories is the original kingdom hearts on ps1.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goddamnit ps2 I am a derp

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Derp and yes I do smell toast

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

New footage looks really good

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

All I saw was "Press triangle to win" the game.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I think it's just to showcase the dynamic effects from the magic use, because they rest is chained the same ...i hope

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

'theyve been working on KH3 for like 10 years. It better fucking look good!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

To be fair, they sidelined it for Final Fantasy 15. So.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hear another games third installment is looking good too. What was it? Half Knife 3? something like that.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Schmortal 3?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah I think it was Meme Fortress 3

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Left4Pepe 3 i thought.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

:)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I always found these games so weird... all this anime, and then suddenly Disney. Disney everywhere.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Originally it was Disney and then suddenly anime. Only in the sequels that it became a FF game with arbitrary Disney characters.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's still pretty weird to me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only 3 times?

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I died easily 50+ times on some bosses in Dks1, and probably 100 times to the final boss in the dlc. My first build wasn't that good :^)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i know, right? i don't consider it hard unless i die a minimum of 40 times to that boss.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was Gascoigne in Bloodborne for me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel so bad about him. He got so hyped up for me and then I just heavy attacked him with the hammer into the dirt 8 times and he died.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never played the KH games, they didn't appeal to me as an angry UT/Quake player. Now I'm just too old for them.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Never too old for anything with involving Disney, friend.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dance, water dance!

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Shut the fuck up, Citar Zero.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck that guy

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Suck my dick you fucking dick that fight took me 73 fucking tries on hard mode I will murder you

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Fuck dude i feel you so hard

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Optional boss but lost count of my losses before I scored that win on KH1.... Sephiroth.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sephiroth was always so easy for me. Fucking Ice Giant was pita. I'm shit at using Guard on KH1. I blame the camera.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

KH2 Sephiroth was easier IMO, but the unskippable cutscene... (Attempt #37) "What's cloud doing?" YOUR MOM FUCK YOU SEPHIROTH

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never played any. Are these the type of games one absolutely must start from the begining?

9 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 1

Not really, the gameplay stands on its own, but to understand the plot AT ALL< yeah, you might wanna play a couple.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The names confuse the hell out of me. 2.8 Remix HD edition Plus Mega Bonus. Come on now. That being said, KH 1 and 2 were fun.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

I started on the 3DS game like, it's Disney it'll be cool, god damn it was the most confusing thing I witnessed at the time. So much plot!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I say just look up a synopsis online and only play Kingdom Hearts 2 and Birth By Sleep. The rest are kinda middling.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, start from the first one. You'll still have no idea just what the fuck is going on, but you'll love it anyway.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

nope. i started with 2 and im still extremely engaged ^3^ i did play the hell outta one tho

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Prepare tissues!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly by now I am going to hold off playing until they aledgedly finish...so in 20 years

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The second one I think had a fucking 45min INTRO CUT SCENE.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Persona 4 has about 2 hours before you can control your character :L

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I mean, at least it was a PLAYABLE intro scene. Calling it a cutscene isn't quite accurate.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

true

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, but you can just get the compilations instead of buying them one by one. 1.5 and 2.5 each include 3 games (2 playables and 1 storyonly)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. Unless you don't mind missing things like character motivation, lore, and game mechanic development.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

*If

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Nahhhhhh, kingdom hearts 1 and 2 are super fun, but if you just watch a Video/read a story summary online you're good for number 3's release

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

You can play 1 and 2 and 3 should be out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Played 1 and 2. Would love to read up to catch up before 3. Any recommendations on links?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I pasted a link to my original comment, if you have time there is a 3 hour thing on YouTube that is the best but... 3 hours

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just YouTubed it to be honest. There are lots of videos explaining it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most definitely yes. They made it really easy by having all the hd remixes on one disc for the PS4

9 years ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 3

Now I just need a Ps4, should get one soon. So many great games to get on it now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They what now? I might have to look into that.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

...Aaaaand it's still $65. Eh. Maybe when it drops a few rungs.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I got mine at GameStop for $40. O.o

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What are you on about? I just found it on Amazon for $40.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Multiple games ported and upgraded isn't worth it? More content than most games at that price.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

For something I have a vague, passing interest in? Not really.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Imma be honest, at least imo: the story is awful. Its shitty teen angst and "friendship beats all evil" stuff. Gameplay though? Amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol it's a disney game. Did you expect something other than "friendship conquers all"? 1 and 2 were still good, the others not so much

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didnt, doesnt make the story better by expecting it though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0