Donny will tell Albo he won't get the fictional subs if he doesn't do as he's told. Gina will be called by Trymp to pressure Pauline to carry on and help Trump.
While I appreciate the sentiment, Canada is not capable of assisting the US even if they wanted to, which honestly isn't a bad thing. Needless expenditures into the Military Industrial Complex and what not, but this is not so much of the flex he thinks it is.
I like Carney, but hearing him publicly support the Epstein Distraction Initiative pisses me off a great deal, especially since one of the very first events that occurred was bombing a girl's school....twice. That is the exact fucking opposite of preventing terror and nuclear plans, when you force a country into that final level of hatred where they will do anything to survive and gain revenge.
Most of Carney's comments have been diplomatic, but solid since then, but still. A bit of a letdown.
You're 100% right, sometimes I do forget that in an era of polarizing soundbite news and politics, some people still have skill in actual diplomacy and tact. I can respect that and temper my initial disappointment.
More like - I need a distraction from the accusations that I assaulted a 13 year old girl who bit my dick when I forced her to give me a blow job; trump, that would be you.
Yes, most federal politicians have to be fluent enought to converse in both languages. THey usually go back and forth for different sections of big speeches, or sometime swill do it twice, once in each language.
As a Canadian who only took French in high school I have to marvel at how difficult switching back and forth probably is during a speech, in front of everyone, and cameras. I know Carney struggled a bit at the start with French, but I feel it's gotten a lot better recently.
Not every government official, that's why the house has translators. However, the PM is expected to speak both official languages at some level of competency.
Easier said than done when majority of trade is done with the USA and we are physically attached to it. Still have to be tactful in the way we say F-U.
FortifiedWhine
I just hope Australia's gutless government will say no this time, unlike eager-to-suck-up Little Johnny.
ProudAussie
Donny will tell Albo he won't get the fictional subs if he doesn't do as he's told. Gina will be called by Trymp to pressure Pauline to carry on and help Trump.
VinnyVeritas
Thank you, Canada, for your support of Democracy and decency.
DoctorDerk
While I appreciate the sentiment, Canada is not capable of assisting the US even if they wanted to, which honestly isn't a bad thing. Needless expenditures into the Military Industrial Complex and what not, but this is not so much of the flex he thinks it is.
MentalFest
Still gotta push the nuclear weapons bullshit tho I guess
TheGriffin
And yet he supports the US operations against Iran
Oh yeah but "with regret". As if that means any kind of saving grace
19marcurious57
DJT threatening EU/NATO allies (again). Wants to suck them in into his idiot illegal war. Is he dead yet?
TomWest61
USA: Terror from the WH to the own citizens, ki**ing children in Iran.
Fiss
I like Carney, but hearing him publicly support the Epstein Distraction Initiative pisses me off a great deal, especially since one of the very first events that occurred was bombing a girl's school....twice. That is the exact fucking opposite of preventing terror and nuclear plans, when you force a country into that final level of hatred where they will do anything to survive and gain revenge.
Most of Carney's comments have been diplomatic, but solid since then, but still. A bit of a letdown.
Blackfinity
As a Canadian, I agree. But, while Carney's initial comments (https://www.pm.gc.ca/en/news/statements/2026/02/28/statement-prime-minister-carney-and-minister-anand-situation-middle-east) were disappointing, I realize he's also balancing the need to stay in the good graces of Pol Potbelly with regard to what is left of our trade agreement with the US (e.g. CUSMA.)
Fiss
You're 100% right, sometimes I do forget that in an era of polarizing soundbite news and politics, some people still have skill in actual diplomacy and tact. I can respect that and temper my initial disappointment.
HalifaxEast
I think it may have more to do with supporting the Large diaspora of Iranians we have in our country rather than trying to appease Trump.
EmployedEnglishMajor
Good.
- An American
thisiscatman
Thank you.
- A Canadian
Rascael
100% tariffs incoming... and some screed about Canada becoming the 51'st state...
LuveBunny
yawn, the US can eat a dick. Welcome to the axis of evil USA along with Israel and Russia. The world can't stand any of those three.
KamikazeGerbil101
DummieThicc
World class air dicker
HawkmanXLII
You don't like Carney eh?
DummieThicc
No he's fine! He's just air dicking while he talks and it's distracting
HawkmanXLII
Ah. I'm unfamiliar with that term.
DummieThicc
https://youtube.com/shorts/iSNHYUYmqbg?si=a1tG-_kUo7-o_q6S
HawkmanXLII
TIL
MapleSyrupMafia
He'd prefer PP because he'd bend over for the wills of Pedolf Shitler! "Sir yes sir, we're sending our guys to die for you and Israel!!!"
509tigerfish
PP can cram his body into DJTs orange hole - I will never forget this
DummieThicc
No, Marx Carney is based I was just distracted and amused by his hand movements, that's all. :)
KAPTKipper
We stayed out of Iraq, and it was correct. So is this.
rubypilgrim
Sorry buddy we can't afford to help because tariffs - but you go have fun and tell us how it worked out. Love yoooooooooouuuu!
hotaru251
trump: "but iran was goign to attack the USA!"
well should of waited if you wanted help as nato doesnt work when you are the one starting shit.
LuveBunny
More like - I need a distraction from the accusations that I assaulted a 13 year old girl who bit my dick when I forced her to give me a blow job; trump, that would be you.
LuveBunny
you broke it trump, you fix it. Remember, you said you didn't need anything from Canada or the rest of the world so, get lost hoser.
bigk001
like Epstein actually said in 2018, "Trump will start a war & take everyone down with him"
drunkbs
I have a question.. Maybe I'm stupid... but why is there an english translator for a canadian official? Are they speaking french or something?
BolenArrow
Obviously speaking coward tongue to say he won't go to war.
BolenArrow
(I'm entirely trolling you guys XD)
redtruck
KAPTKipper
Parliament has a question period, MPs get to ask the Ministers about stuff.
If the question is in French, so will the response.
zFUBARz
Yes, most federal politicians have to be fluent enought to converse in both languages. THey usually go back and forth for different sections of big speeches, or sometime swill do it twice, once in each language.
zFUBARz
In case it wasn't clear, it's because we legally have two national languages.
firefighter26
As a Canadian who only took French in high school I have to marvel at how difficult switching back and forth probably is during a speech, in front of everyone, and cameras. I know Carney struggled a bit at the start with French, but I feel it's gotten a lot better recently.
fnordy
And French has long been considered the language of diplomacy, though English is pretty popular as well.
freezingpilot
A Lingua Franca, if you will. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lingua_franca
HawkmanXLII
That would be my guess.
foreverinchains
Yes, he was speaking French.
Our government officials need to speak both English and French during official proceedings, because they are both official languages.
freezingpilot
Not every government official, that's why the house has translators. However, the PM is expected to speak both official languages at some level of competency.
drunkbs
WTF, why don't they speak american?! /s
ThisNameUnavailable
lildude52ca
with any luck... America will no longer hold any standards for anything. any more.... ever.
DocFunkenstein
Any country that was "tariffed" should tell Trump to go fuck himself.
dripstone
Easier said than done when majority of trade is done with the USA and we are physically attached to it. Still have to be tactful in the way we say F-U.
ChadMaxxington
Why ? Only us taxpayers are impacted
rainbowsandunicorns575
Any country, tariffs or no tariffs, should tell him to fuck off.
509tigerfish
seldombeaton
*all countries!
Hrafna55
Bingo
ragazzino
Even the penguins?
drunkbs
especially the penguins.
happywalker
hotaru251
make trump (specifically him not the nation) pay for their aid.