Mar 5, 2021 11:52 AM
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LosChimpos
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iSellTeenyTinyFrogGreenBabyCoffins
Then Duke boys are at it again
theLASTromanNJ
Pretty sure police are required to actually slow down before crossing intersections to avoid crashes with other cars... he kinda deserved it
LilMuffen
Police: Fucking speed bumps
Lurkch
QuackQuackPontiac
JasSingh685
I will never get tired of this gif!
n0n53n53
forResearchPurposesOnly
rupertgrintsdeliciousasshole
The gif strikes yet again!
Badsequence
It is so damn versatile for anything involving something "launching"
nicklefarts
"All available units we have reports of an unarmed black man doing nothing at all."
k5user
HIGHTOWER!
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
deepthought64
Physics doesn't seem to care that you have the blinking lights on.
GamerDad82
That’s called driving too fast for safety. Aka negligent driving. And yes if someone’s hurt because of it you can be criminally liable.
lockeyches
YOU can be. Probably not the cop.
No, I definitely meant the cop. There’s more rules/regs than people think for them. And some carry MUCH heavier penalties.
On paper, but not in practice.
Depends on the area I think. Some for sure are prob “dirty” in that way. Others are overkill PC.
RagnosMaul
This reminds me of playing super off-road baja.....ARRIBAAAAA
METROlD
Are we not going to talk about the UFO descending in the background?
MuffyTheHamburgerSlayer
We're not, because it's an airplane with landing lights on. You can see the red beacon on the underside.
bekindtoanimals
Omg LOLOL!
talldrink413
Jackass the police episode
Aymondray
zengaisfamous
That pot hike still won’t be fixed
Pot hole, fucking auto-fuckup
LespritDeLescalier22
They were after a black dude selling cigarettes.
SweetMystique
Them Duke boys at it again
chemicalBagel
When the government spends more on cops than they do on roads
Renzworth
Finally, the realization this was a DOT issue.
Teasaurus
*exits vehicle and unloads firearm into the blacktop*
thraxFX
Would never happen to a whitetop
Dated a redtop in highschool.
Chort26
LSUDJB84
Krispy-Kreme having a sale?
landofwindandghosts
The donut-loving cop trope will never not be funny
tls72
TACKLEBERRY!!!!
Jayfourke
Seems more like this could be Hightower learning.
HeirElfSquire
Oh F! 90's kids will get this. Thank you for the laungh.
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
He drove directly to the scene of the accident ...
beardyfaceguy
Good thing he got there in time.
ftzo
Such prescience!
willpostanything
Aim for the bushes..
tanebot
Do not aim for the bushes, there's a rock in there and he'll break your suspension. :P
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
There were no bushes there... not even an awning
HerpDerpopotamus
Cops still argue to this day why Danson and Highsmith jumped. Maybe it was just pride, having survived so many brushes with death.
RenegadeSci
Maybe their egoes pushed them off?
DonalDangerMaher
You mean a big, heavy and softly sprung SUV is not perfect for high speed pursuit driving??! I'm shocked....
SoletsImugr
thewiggins
aka, lowest bidder
Calaros
To be fair, stiffer springs wouldn't make it more suitable for landing jumps
Exactly. Dampers too. Lower cg and less mass would also make it easier to correct when it gets all out of shape.
ShotgunPauley
I’ve seen some of these intersections in LA. Why don’t they fix them? Is it to control speed or are the city planners incompetent?
RememberTheC4nt
Money
battlepants
Darren said it was fine!
DoomSquirter
there was a small train intersection in burbank that was super awesome to take jumps off of but there were zero lights/signals for train
HotDogPantsX
Drainage
When I moved from SoCal to Portland it was weird to not have all the drainage at street level. I forgot about all the "jumps" on side roads
Exocutis
Yes
SherMattLockSmith
Because you are not supposed to be going 50mph from a side street onto a main street. The roads are shaped that way to control water flow(1)
(2) In heavy rain conditions. LA is based on a lot of clay, when the rain starts it does not soak into the ground so needs to flow somewhere
(3) The roads are shaped like that to control the flow of water while still allowing the road to be driving on during these times.
735824
What is rain?
BigBeeOhBee
Yes. Water is life.
TCGView
Rookie cop? Because most vets know you NEVER just barrel through an intersection like that.
GondwanaCraton
The light was green. I was amused about the light changing to yellow/red as the cop crashed and flipped. Applying brakes was his mistake.
Doesn't matter. If you have your flashers on, you still slow a bit while going through an intersection. Someone could be turning into it.
iiGEMINIii
Nah, you get ones that have been there for years, know it, hit a car with kids in it, kill them, blame adrenaline/.
redstaterefugee
Knowing is one thing. Caring is another.
Scutmonkeys
?Just the good ole boys, never meaning no harm?
PooPculture
RIP Waylon
shawnemack
DEM DUKE BOYS ARE AT IT AGAIN!
maxzero
'bout this time, Daisy and them Duke boys were busy fondlin' uncle Jesse's nuts at ole Cooter's place
ddet1207
If there were about 100 more, I'd have guessed Blues Brothers.
drickanderson
beats all ya never saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born ...
InherentPyromania
Makin' their wayyyy the only way they know how
And that's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
Straightenin' the curves, flattenin' the hills. Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will
TheS4ndm4n
Rosco P Coltrane
CLEATUUUUUS yukyukyuk
Did anybody else think he was saying "Rosco Pico Train" as a kid?
cepacolusmaximus
Yuuup. I was 50 years old before I saw it printed.
aPinchofMensch
Cops drive about as well as they shoot.
Rogermooreseyebrow
And as quickly
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
I'm pretty sure cops get almost no training in driving.
Skizzlesnap
In the US they get almost no training. Hard stop.
CrypticalEnvelopement
"I didn't see him hit a black man"-The driver's partner
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
This is true. It's dark so he was trying to hit everything.
Are you suggesting he drove straight into a Black man ... ?
His report says it was a grocery cart. Good enough for me. No need to investigate.
ShiftingPattern
Came down pretty hard on the blacktop....
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Excessively in predominantly black neighborhoods.
Fuckimgurcunts
Ohohohooooo
HOCNOMINEESTFICTUS
When the post has literally nothing to do with race but you just can't help yourself
[deleted]
I'm pointing it out, actually.
vorniclex07
It goes both ways my dude, not all black people are criminals, just like not all cops are racist shitheads. Every group has trash in it.
Problem is that black criminals get consequences when caught. Cops get paid vacation half the time.
SpartanwithaSkirt
Just like the cops can't help shooting blacks
So hypothetically, if a guy stabs his girlfriend and won't let the EMS in for treatment, should the cops leave him alone because he's black?
Ain't what I'm talking about dipshit
LosChimpos
iSellTeenyTinyFrogGreenBabyCoffins
Then Duke boys are at it again
theLASTromanNJ
Pretty sure police are required to actually slow down before crossing intersections to avoid crashes with other cars... he kinda deserved it
LilMuffen
Police: Fucking speed bumps
Lurkch
QuackQuackPontiac
JasSingh685
I will never get tired of this gif!
n0n53n53
forResearchPurposesOnly
rupertgrintsdeliciousasshole
The gif strikes yet again!
Badsequence
It is so damn versatile for anything involving something "launching"
nicklefarts
"All available units we have reports of an unarmed black man doing nothing at all."
k5user
HIGHTOWER!
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
deepthought64
Physics doesn't seem to care that you have the blinking lights on.
GamerDad82
That’s called driving too fast for safety. Aka negligent driving. And yes if someone’s hurt because of it you can be criminally liable.
lockeyches
YOU can be. Probably not the cop.
GamerDad82
No, I definitely meant the cop. There’s more rules/regs than people think for them. And some carry MUCH heavier penalties.
lockeyches
On paper, but not in practice.
GamerDad82
Depends on the area I think. Some for sure are prob “dirty” in that way. Others are overkill PC.
RagnosMaul
This reminds me of playing super off-road baja.....ARRIBAAAAA
METROlD
Are we not going to talk about the UFO descending in the background?
MuffyTheHamburgerSlayer
We're not, because it's an airplane with landing lights on. You can see the red beacon on the underside.
bekindtoanimals
Omg LOLOL!
talldrink413
Jackass the police episode
Aymondray
zengaisfamous
That pot hike still won’t be fixed
zengaisfamous
Pot hole, fucking auto-fuckup
LespritDeLescalier22
They were after a black dude selling cigarettes.
SweetMystique
Them Duke boys at it again
chemicalBagel
When the government spends more on cops than they do on roads
Renzworth
Finally, the realization this was a DOT issue.
Teasaurus
*exits vehicle and unloads firearm into the blacktop*
thraxFX
Would never happen to a whitetop
Teasaurus
Dated a redtop in highschool.
Chort26
LSUDJB84
Krispy-Kreme having a sale?
landofwindandghosts
The donut-loving cop trope will never not be funny
tls72
TACKLEBERRY!!!!
Jayfourke
Seems more like this could be Hightower learning.
HeirElfSquire
Oh F! 90's kids will get this. Thank you for the laungh.
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
He drove directly to the scene of the accident ...
beardyfaceguy
Good thing he got there in time.
ftzo
Such prescience!
willpostanything
Aim for the bushes..
tanebot
Do not aim for the bushes, there's a rock in there and he'll break your suspension. :P
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
There were no bushes there... not even an awning
HerpDerpopotamus
Cops still argue to this day why Danson and Highsmith jumped. Maybe it was just pride, having survived so many brushes with death.
RenegadeSci
Maybe their egoes pushed them off?
DonalDangerMaher
You mean a big, heavy and softly sprung SUV is not perfect for high speed pursuit driving??! I'm shocked....
SoletsImugr
thewiggins
aka, lowest bidder
Calaros
To be fair, stiffer springs wouldn't make it more suitable for landing jumps
DonalDangerMaher
Exactly. Dampers too. Lower cg and less mass would also make it easier to correct when it gets all out of shape.
ShotgunPauley
I’ve seen some of these intersections in LA. Why don’t they fix them? Is it to control speed or are the city planners incompetent?
RememberTheC4nt
Money
battlepants
Darren said it was fine!
DoomSquirter
there was a small train intersection in burbank that was super awesome to take jumps off of but there were zero lights/signals for train
HotDogPantsX
Drainage
n0n53n53
When I moved from SoCal to Portland it was weird to not have all the drainage at street level. I forgot about all the "jumps" on side roads
Exocutis
Yes
SherMattLockSmith
Because you are not supposed to be going 50mph from a side street onto a main street. The roads are shaped that way to control water flow(1)
SherMattLockSmith
(2) In heavy rain conditions. LA is based on a lot of clay, when the rain starts it does not soak into the ground so needs to flow somewhere
SherMattLockSmith
(3) The roads are shaped like that to control the flow of water while still allowing the road to be driving on during these times.
735824
What is rain?
BigBeeOhBee
735824
Yes. Water is life.
TCGView
Rookie cop? Because most vets know you NEVER just barrel through an intersection like that.
GondwanaCraton
The light was green. I was amused about the light changing to yellow/red as the cop crashed and flipped. Applying brakes was his mistake.
TCGView
Doesn't matter. If you have your flashers on, you still slow a bit while going through an intersection. Someone could be turning into it.
iiGEMINIii
Nah, you get ones that have been there for years, know it, hit a car with kids in it, kill them, blame adrenaline/.
redstaterefugee
Knowing is one thing. Caring is another.
Scutmonkeys
?Just the good ole boys, never meaning no harm?
PooPculture
RIP Waylon
shawnemack
DEM DUKE BOYS ARE AT IT AGAIN!
maxzero
'bout this time, Daisy and them Duke boys were busy fondlin' uncle Jesse's nuts at ole Cooter's place
ddet1207
If there were about 100 more, I'd have guessed Blues Brothers.
drickanderson
beats all ya never saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born ...
InherentPyromania
Makin' their wayyyy the only way they know how
InherentPyromania
And that's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
InherentPyromania
Straightenin' the curves, flattenin' the hills. Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will
TheS4ndm4n
Rosco P Coltrane
n0n53n53
CLEATUUUUUS yukyukyuk
drickanderson
Did anybody else think he was saying "Rosco Pico Train" as a kid?
cepacolusmaximus
Yuuup. I was 50 years old before I saw it printed.
aPinchofMensch
Cops drive about as well as they shoot.
Rogermooreseyebrow
And as quickly
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
I'm pretty sure cops get almost no training in driving.
Skizzlesnap
In the US they get almost no training. Hard stop.
CrypticalEnvelopement
"I didn't see him hit a black man"-The driver's partner
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
This is true. It's dark so he was trying to hit everything.
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
Are you suggesting he drove straight into a Black man ... ?
Skizzlesnap
His report says it was a grocery cart. Good enough for me. No need to investigate.
ShiftingPattern
Came down pretty hard on the blacktop....
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Excessively in predominantly black neighborhoods.
Fuckimgurcunts
Ohohohooooo
HOCNOMINEESTFICTUS
When the post has literally nothing to do with race but you just can't help yourself
[deleted]
[deleted]
HOCNOMINEESTFICTUS
I'm pointing it out, actually.
[deleted]
[deleted]
vorniclex07
It goes both ways my dude, not all black people are criminals, just like not all cops are racist shitheads. Every group has trash in it.
lockeyches
Problem is that black criminals get consequences when caught. Cops get paid vacation half the time.
SpartanwithaSkirt
Just like the cops can't help shooting blacks
HOCNOMINEESTFICTUS
So hypothetically, if a guy stabs his girlfriend and won't let the EMS in for treatment, should the cops leave him alone because he's black?
SpartanwithaSkirt
Ain't what I'm talking about dipshit