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xXMidNiteXx
'Smelly Cock Pilot‘
MrCherethCutestory
Dumps are garbage. That's why they are called dumps.
BrutusEt2
Elon Musk is the real-life Cave Johnson
Zeke8762
Oh man I forgot about Bennett. Dude is a straight thug.
kittyanya
My hands stay warm for some reason and I shook this guy’s hand and he grabbed my hand back when I let go, going “Ooh, so warm.”
5NoteHalf
I run a much higher-than-average temp. People like shaking hands, but if you're in a small area for very long with me, it gets warm fast.
IncromulentManchild
that T-Pain one is bullshit, he just ripped off Oscar Gamble and got it wrong. "They Don't Think It Be Like It Is, But It Do”
boatymcboatfaceplant
Thank you! Technically it's not wrong since it's now a T-Pain quote but that bugged me no small amount!
kansasreign
+1 for third tag
beeandra
+1 for fourth tag
RussianMafia1337
TIL Psych Lifehack #14 - warm my hands in my groin prior to any handshake
Silkyninja1
There's something wrong with you
glassknuckles
IsmokedAweedOnce
KCBeard
I've definitely said that thing as the car behind me runs a now definitely red light, because of that meme
Dragoro2022
You can literally run down the first insult column and then choose one from the other two as normal and it would still be perfect
Saxxon92
Come on catherine, what did you think would happen?
Ras668
Pie eating crotch waffle
RayloKen
#1 shes Vietnamese.
metalfoto
She will not love him long time.
CISMaleScumLord
They might have been visiting
ondrishko
You’re a ‘dicknose taint goblin’
PastryRaven
Slutty slut pirate
PoopNukem
You slimy shart hound.
skippi99r
Communist Slut Nazi
BaconLord49
Shuddup ya pompous crotchknob
InhumanDookieCannon
Quiet down, you 'slimy boner box'
5NoteHalf
Pompous crotch socket.
Jumanjiwasaninsidejob
Pompous Shart Dragon
FortyyrOldGamer
Lazy rectum socket. Fuck. That is gold.
ondrishko
So many combinations. Each one as funny as the last
theboringusername
Shut up, you arrogant crotch jockey.