Aug 27, 2022 3:04 PM
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ThoughtsAndBeers
ATV girl almost died.
TheBigCheese93
AndySlash
#1 back, and to the left. back, and to the left. back, and to the left. back, and to the left. back, and to the left. back, and to the left.
Puppydonk
I love how drunk white women are so bad at everything but so CONFIDENT that they won't be.
BuBBaJoes
#1 ass so tight you can bounce a toddler off it
GrumpyOldMan55
The take away here is physics is a bitch.
TooRexyForMyShirt
Aforaseem
senseicombs
I just don't like to make fun of people unless its fun for them.
SirRuppOfFigs
#8 this is awesome
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner
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Snozzberrywine
#1 and Mark Sanchez's butt fumble are the same.
AdrianDunne
Getting knocked out and pinned under muddy water by your quad would be a really poor way to go.
cbmech7
#1 Hey you can’t do that, that’s ASSault.
MadamPuddifoot
#3 the little leg wriggle made me bust up laughing.
Goldenteckel
Same here. Still giggling at the time I'm typing this.
dreadfroggy
#1 my turn next
majorkira9
Sir, please keep your butt off little kids
DamnedIfYouDo
#8 I'll never laugh AT an exhausted parent, but I'll always laugh with them.
ObliqueRay
#1 it was a good death.
igobeder
A dump where almost every one got dumped, a dumping good dump.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
#8 oof, felt that one as a parent to infant twins.
BORGALOOGIE
hippocampus
girl in red looks like she expected a trustfall. With no one there to trust.
CaptMinion
The one in the reddish dress has some commitment.
giraffinator
Yea I definitely 100% would have bottled it.
TotallyNotVillain
Or a lot of liquid courage lol
Sheldonian
Same
Itguy420
context!!!
Search: ‘drunk handstand’ and boom (not so punny)
OpinionsAreLikeAssholes
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I'm thinking that the bike's front brakes locked up either on their own or by the rider working the brake lever....
jliviKittenJunkie
#2 as a former walmart employee, I've seen this a few times with tvs. It seems ppl lack critical 3d processing skills. Aka they dumb as fuck
IdiotSavantTinker
I've seen it 100 times with appliances, at least. No, a 30" range won't fit in a 2 door Civic.
Leonon
"Not with that attitude!"
I started asking customers if they have the capability of getting it home, to make them actually think about.
FarkasMacTavish
I haven't seen a fail compilation in YEARS.
DoubleDefenestration
lesbian sex is weird
SW00PUP0NTHEM
Your username indicates some experience in that matter (jk I know what “defenestrate” means but still)
FTUG
Seems like fun though
PoliticsGivesMeDKweeF
Ultraruben
SmokyDoggg
#1 The legend of the buttfumble lives on!
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
Lol I forgot about that. Sanchez and the Jets was some of the saddest football in history.
LordHosk
The commentators say the Linebacker shoves him into the quarterback but the offensive line doesnt move, the QB just ran right into him.
BradysButtBoy
No, seriously wilfork stood the lineman up and shoved him back right at the last second. Dude was an absolute beast
Qb is expecting his lineman to continue moving forward in one direction. Instead he get stopped in his track and backwards a half step
shagsright
#1
fastjeff
Headbutting babies is fun for a few times, but after a while, your back just gets tired bending over all day.
#10 Has no idea how close she was to getting Darwin'd
MerriMod
My cousin's GF died exactly that way. Went up a little incline, flipped over onto her, dead on the spot. Fucking terrifying how fast it was.
Tundra314
I’m so sorry for her family’s lost as well as your cousin :/
REAL close. No helmet, flipping a large ATV over on top of herself, if it didn't kill you, you'd wish it had.
For a lot of these in this post I'm surprised they haven't killed themselves
Merky600
Honestly,we knew someone who killed himself ATV riding. 2 kids. He coached a lot of girls softball. His funeral was hugely attended.
They aren't to be trifled with. I've had both ATVs and motorcycles, and I feel that ATVs are more dangerous.
I knew a guy whose skull was crushed by an atv falling on him. He didn't die, but he had mental issues and a misshapen head.
LogicDude
#1 Can I run into her like that next?
TELunus
As long as you get permission first.
whatsitwhosit
Buns of steel
Mansooratyale
"Lucky kid" my first thought
LuciusNeedful
I've heard off ass you can bounce a quarter off of; not familiar with the toddler method.
ToasterDent
I heard "badonkadonk" as the sound effect
PicassoCT
Nut an assident
JoelGeek
DVSBSTrD
Dat ass is a knockout!
tinybartender
Momma's got cake.
DrSharkbite
ColdestOne
Lol they just kept dancing
bolobass
He got caught in a mosh!
raze2012
So that's how snu snu works.
That's how I wanna go
sixseasonsandamov1e
I just wanna go
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
I think you may have settled for too little.
ThoughtsAndBeers
ATV girl almost died.
TheBigCheese93
AndySlash
#1 back, and to the left. back, and to the left. back, and to the left. back, and to the left. back, and to the left. back, and to the left.
Puppydonk
I love how drunk white women are so bad at everything but so CONFIDENT that they won't be.
BuBBaJoes
#1 ass so tight you can bounce a toddler off it
GrumpyOldMan55
The take away here is physics is a bitch.
TooRexyForMyShirt
Aforaseem
senseicombs
I just don't like to make fun of people unless its fun for them.
SirRuppOfFigs
#8 this is awesome
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner
Snozzberrywine
#1 and Mark Sanchez's butt fumble are the same.
AdrianDunne
Getting knocked out and pinned under muddy water by your quad would be a really poor way to go.
cbmech7
#1 Hey you can’t do that, that’s ASSault.
MadamPuddifoot
#3 the little leg wriggle made me bust up laughing.
Goldenteckel
Same here. Still giggling at the time I'm typing this.
dreadfroggy
#1 my turn next
majorkira9
Sir, please keep your butt off little kids
DamnedIfYouDo
#8 I'll never laugh AT an exhausted parent, but I'll always laugh with them.
ObliqueRay
#1 it was a good death.
igobeder
A dump where almost every one got dumped, a dumping good dump.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
#8 oof, felt that one as a parent to infant twins.
BORGALOOGIE
hippocampus
girl in red looks like she expected a trustfall. With no one there to trust.
CaptMinion
The one in the reddish dress has some commitment.
giraffinator
Yea I definitely 100% would have bottled it.
TotallyNotVillain
Or a lot of liquid courage lol
Sheldonian
Same
Itguy420
context!!!
BORGALOOGIE
Search: ‘drunk handstand’ and boom (not so punny)
OpinionsAreLikeAssholes
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OpinionsAreLikeAssholes
I'm thinking that the bike's front brakes locked up either on their own or by the rider working the brake lever....
jliviKittenJunkie
#2 as a former walmart employee, I've seen this a few times with tvs. It seems ppl lack critical 3d processing skills. Aka they dumb as fuck
IdiotSavantTinker
I've seen it 100 times with appliances, at least. No, a 30" range won't fit in a 2 door Civic.
Leonon
"Not with that attitude!"
jliviKittenJunkie
I started asking customers if they have the capability of getting it home, to make them actually think about.
FarkasMacTavish
I haven't seen a fail compilation in YEARS.
DoubleDefenestration
lesbian sex is weird
SW00PUP0NTHEM
Your username indicates some experience in that matter (jk I know what “defenestrate” means but still)
FTUG
Seems like fun though
PoliticsGivesMeDKweeF
Ultraruben
SmokyDoggg
#1 The legend of the buttfumble lives on!
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
Lol I forgot about that. Sanchez and the Jets was some of the saddest football in history.
LordHosk
The commentators say the Linebacker shoves him into the quarterback but the offensive line doesnt move, the QB just ran right into him.
BradysButtBoy
No, seriously wilfork stood the lineman up and shoved him back right at the last second. Dude was an absolute beast
BradysButtBoy
Qb is expecting his lineman to continue moving forward in one direction. Instead he get stopped in his track and backwards a half step
shagsright
#1
fastjeff
Headbutting babies is fun for a few times, but after a while, your back just gets tired bending over all day.
SmokyDoggg
#10 Has no idea how close she was to getting Darwin'd
MerriMod
My cousin's GF died exactly that way. Went up a little incline, flipped over onto her, dead on the spot. Fucking terrifying how fast it was.
Tundra314
I’m so sorry for her family’s lost as well as your cousin :/
IdiotSavantTinker
REAL close. No helmet, flipping a large ATV over on top of herself, if it didn't kill you, you'd wish it had.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
For a lot of these in this post I'm surprised they haven't killed themselves
Merky600
Honestly,we knew someone who killed himself ATV riding. 2 kids. He coached a lot of girls softball. His funeral was hugely attended.
IdiotSavantTinker
They aren't to be trifled with. I've had both ATVs and motorcycles, and I feel that ATVs are more dangerous.
SmokyDoggg
I knew a guy whose skull was crushed by an atv falling on him. He didn't die, but he had mental issues and a misshapen head.
LogicDude
#1 Can I run into her like that next?
TELunus
As long as you get permission first.
whatsitwhosit
Buns of steel
Mansooratyale
"Lucky kid" my first thought
LuciusNeedful
I've heard off ass you can bounce a quarter off of; not familiar with the toddler method.
ToasterDent
I heard "badonkadonk" as the sound effect
PicassoCT
Nut an assident
JoelGeek
DVSBSTrD
Dat ass is a knockout!
tinybartender
Momma's got cake.
DrSharkbite
ColdestOne
Lol they just kept dancing
bolobass
He got caught in a mosh!
raze2012
So that's how snu snu works.
SmokyDoggg
That's how I wanna go
sixseasonsandamov1e
I just wanna go
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
I think you may have settled for too little.