Soap Operas: Porn quality acting without the porn

Sep 7, 2017 5:21 AM

voltron33

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I thought a soap opera was singing in the shower when I was a kid

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The ol' shin-kickin duel.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You think that's bad you should try watching Eastenders

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Oi! What the hell is Dynasty doing in this company?! That was good.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Still a soap opera

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

all of these can translated to porn by adding, " and then she fell on the dick"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did #4 just rip her earrings out?!

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

It's obviously a fake. What straight guy worries about a lamp when 2 women are fighting?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not about to let that bitch have the satisfaction of doing it herself

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

They where made to sell produces (soap originally) not tell stories

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 black dude just sits there thinking “bitch landed on the pie I just wanted to get a piece of”

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

okay but when that bitch took out her earrings tho

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 glad to see rachael ray beat a bitch with a vase

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eh porns better

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

one of them looks like liza minelli from santa barbara.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Joan Collins. They do lokk similar.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

they do! thanks for the name.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

:)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did she just rip her own earrings out?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's some high quality "bad" acting

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Emotional Porn.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soap Operas, where porn cinematographers get their start.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was at the dentist when I saw that last one on the lobby TV. I was staring in horrified disgust and didn't hear them call me in.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somehow the scene only gets worse as it goes on. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love girl fights ... just the slightest possibility of both of them falling out .... wow!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

poor quality still taking time to load the gif

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like sands through the hour glass....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are you talking about? The guy that saved the lamp was amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 is that the girl from Brooklyn 99?

9 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 2

That's Ethan saving the "priceless heirloom" from his wife-ish, Theresa, and sister, Fancy, from destroying it - long story there! Haha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shut up you fool! She's undercover!

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Yes, that's Melissa Fumero

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

First thought i had lol

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9-9!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good eye. She was in One Life To Live from 98-11 as per IMDB

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

I'm Amy Santiago and I'm done talking.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes that is possibly Amy Santiago

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

One life to live - title of Amy Santiago's sex tape

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Title of Amy's sextape!

9 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 2

This deserves more upvotes

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Hittin' the wind

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"Roderick! Liebst du mich? -Nein Hendrik... Ich liebe dich nicht..." -Sturm der Liebe I think. Never watched that show

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The reason it's so bad is it's usually airing alot, like 2 a week I think new episodes come out. And so when they are shooting they don't

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Memorize lines, instead they have someone feed lines through an earpiece and they learn to talk almost at the same time as the person feed

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ing them there lines, it's actually really impressive even if they can't act.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could you also provide the name of the movies... You know for research purposes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These are just daytime (except for Dynasty) soaps.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The first few are One Life to Live

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's that guy doing with the lamp?

9 years ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 1

Trying to find accord

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His best.

9 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 0

I love lamp

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

If the lights went out then how would he see the fight?

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Saving it. He paid $10 for it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

HE SAVED IT !!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe he tried to lighten up the situation

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He wants to make sure he (and the audience) can still the women when their fight turns into angry sex.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Saving it for the inevitable divorce settlement

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He will not put it in his butt. Because it is not porn.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Did you not see him save it? A pair of C-list actresses were about to fall on it.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

That's very nice of him, but they're D-List at best.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0