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Nadodan
Truth is Brown hair just kind of sucks, and bluey just uses Dibs to help his buddy feel less bad about his ineptitude.
Festivus4TheRestOfUs
http://imgur.com/NeQV9T6
AreYouPharrellRightNow
Episode of How I Met Your Mother. This exact concept
justahumanonline
lmao
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
DIBS!
Cheomesh
I suspect he's called "dibs" on her before.
psychoticwaffles
It took me a while to realize that their eyes are not in fact pure black with some shine.
OnlySupernaturalWillDo
They are pure black. They're all demons.
HamboneHFY
...why would you invite that guy anywhere?
lookherebuddy
Dibs on top comment
Starwaster
Why does this remind me of The Claimers in The Walking Dead?
milante
My wife would have quietly excused herself, and then that guy would have forever disappeared. I love my wife.
Roger8086
That is badass. By any chance, does your wife have a sister who's available?
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KainWhisper
Except the brown haired kid got fucked over in the wedding too. I was confused, but yeah.
realbrickwall
Did he not call dibs when he was dating her? What's wrong with this guy?
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
dibs on the nudes
BullpupVintorez
Man fuck that guy
doomladen
The importance of proper punctuation...
BullpupVintorez
Or is it?
doomladen
"Man, fuck that guy" "Man fuck, that guy" and "'Man, fuck that'- guy" are a little different...
Syriasly
What does dibs mean
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Dibs on the upvotes!
Grimlockagogo
Ya cheeky bastad
RidingOnFlyingFishLivingLaVidaLoca
Thems the rules...
BurnTheLemons
Upvoted comment, downvoted the post... them's the rules!
samofcoding
Dibs on the down votes
SirSage
Hello darkness my old friend.
NickyNoodlez
It would make me immensely happy if your comment gets more upvotes than the post
Velexis
I shall do my best. Mostly because I enjoy seeing comments with more points than the post too
Batman1021
Clever girl
nite1234199
Sorry OP, thems the rules. +1
JakeAndTheRainbow
I was going to upvote, but the points were sitting at 667 and I couldn't help myself.
lelax
I down voted the post and up voted the comment
herefortheanswers
clever bastard
SirMora
Well I was going to down vote it
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samofcoding called dibs on those, see below
troelsm
That last one is what duelling pistols are for.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
And what your Best Man is for. Need to get away from this 'best friend' bullshit and return to picking your second for his skills in battle.
Thephedora
why not teach your buddy some skills?
TheGhostofElizabethShue
I guess you could do that if you want to end up skewered on the sword of some spurned would-be suitor.
thebaldchef
Dibbs on both pistols.
mecalise
You, I like you.
IDontWantFOPgoddamnit
Thems the rules
myusernamewillalwaysberelevant
Dibs on the bullets
Beepity
Dibs on your honor.
BookSmart
Dibs on YOUR honor!
skepticalsock
Dibs on your life!
twinly92
Dem's the rules
TheTexasLefty
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9! It's the Ten Duel Commandments! The Ten Duel Commandments!
TheTexasLefty
Number 1! The challenge, demands satisfaction. If they apologize, no need for further action.
TheTexasLefty
Number 2! If they don't, grab a friend. That's your second, your lieutenant, when there's reckoning to be reckoned.
TheTexasLefty
Number 3! Have your seconds meet face to face. Negotiate a peace, or negotiate a time and place.
TheTexasLefty
This is common place, 'specially 'tween recuits. Most disputes die and no one shoots!
Sweezy5651
Dibs on this post.
retr0parkour
Dibs on this comment
Sweezy5651
Dips on your Phone =D
dudeiskate
Dibs on you ;)
MaybeIDontWantAUsername
Dibs on your dibs
sebastionloeb
Dibs on your girlfriend