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meow irl
Jul 31, 2015 8:27 PM
jaysong
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Kentucky9921
I approve of the fireball at work
bouron
I once took a subway to chipotle. Then I took a bullet to the knee.
ThatAnnoyingGuy
instant noodles? I thought this was skyrim not fallout
Trogdoooooooor
Cat petting only at 17??!?
DocB630
Khajiit has wares, if you have treats.
C137MrMeeseeksLookAtMe
Was just thinking when I saw the cat that he missed a good opportunity to make a Khajiit reference
PianoMan2112
Let me guess, someone stole your cronut?
UnstoppableProductions
for the first few i thought this was a mod. +1.. you got me damnit.
beansofthunder
I need a to-do list app that formats all my tasks like the Skyrim quest log. I would get everything done
DoctorDelta
You should get to the cloud district more often...
toadcorner
Why would he? Theres no Pussssseeeeeeeeeeyyy
Ophiukus
@nazeem guys, guys, he's here....
Nazeem
That's right.
WordsonWords
I respect this reference greatly
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
If anyone want's sauce on that, it's called "Skyrim Gamer Poop" and after they get going they're effing hilarious.
KelThuzadDidNothingWrong
Oh, what am I saying? Of course you won't.
Nazeem
No, shouldn't. Kindly leave those proletarian Nords out of MY District.
genericusername3hundredn5
I don't want to be pedantic but let me be pedantic: assuming you've been to work before, you wouldn't have just discovered Manhattan.
Shamris
Wow you can buy weapons in Starbucks! :) "A medium latte and a Daedric Battleaxe of Devouring, please!"
Lineracks6
Screw work just focus on increasing cat petting +1
thebagofsalt
I want to run around with a banana now.
Highfarm
I would have my cat petting skill increased to a 100 before work
jenniferorangutanclarkson
"guac is extra, is tha-" I KNOW I KNOW I FUCKING KNOW ITS FUCKING FINE STOP FUCKING ASKING
supremacysun
You know if they did some customer would be BWAAAHH WHY EXTRA COST YOU'RE TRYING TO CHEAT ME BWAAHH
Shadowborne
I want this post to be downvoted to oblivion, simply so the guy has to make another post about that game too.
volatiley
Non sequitur level NOT HIGH enough
ModusPonens
EAT 100 TACOS
tracereading
Who the hell feeds their cat pumpkin?
AlisaMisa
My cat loved pumpkin! It also provides moisture and fiber for kitties.
DinoKebab
FP edit HUR DUR
jaysong
;)
saturnjosh
I have that exact toothbrush
oseday
Instant Noodles: Weight 0, Value 0
frostedflakesaregrrrrrreat
Kristin, Queen of Tacos, is my good friend's sister. I have eaten meals with her. This is the closest to fame that I will ever get.
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frostedflakesaregrrrrrreat
Sure! - frostedflakesaregrrrrrreat
ATrueSaiyanAlwaysSprinklesWhenHeTinkles
Have you met Adam?
frostedflakesaregrrrrrreat
No, but I dream to. I did go to an Alton Brown live show.
ImmortalAzrael
Was it tacos?
frostedflakesaregrrrrrreat
Nope - surprisingly not. BBQ, baby shower food and birthday cakes (that she made!)
frostedflakesaregrrrrrreat
On multiple occasions!
50cnoodles
"get your own damn taco!" You only had one job, OP.
AreYouRelevant
Who goes to Chipotle for a taco?
MMAgCh
Maybe he did at least poison it.
RandomCommenter
I'm disturbed by the lack of flying horses.
KokkensDatter
I get this bug where I'm unable to leave my bed every time I try to do the work-quest. Does anyone know a fix for this?
sleete
yea.. children
Sacurason
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
goingcrazy
Be grateful there aren't enemies near by so you can keep resting.
VonKarnstein
I haven't even found the NPC that gives you work related quest.
myshoescramp
It's frustrating. It says I have to find work but I never get told where the right NPC is, I've been talking to every one for months.
gourami
I've been having the same issue so I checked my active effects and found Crippling Depression.
PinPointSnarkuracy
Have you tried the Wort of St. John?
Reallykay
thiscannotpossiblygowrong
Y'all mother fuckers need Talos...his shrines cure disease!
axhed
leave skooma on the bedstand before retiring for the night.
Chizithulu
There is an unofficial fix, but you have to download fifteen mods and there is a chance you will get either a virus or glitch sex change
cTrix
about that sex change glitch...
N0FatCh1x
Wouldn't coffee be a stamina boost though?
Pharya
It would be mana.
javierjabanero1
somebody give this man a sweetroll
Shadowborne
I would, but somebody stole it.
ManlyGirlscout
let me guess
Pharya
Alcohol is stamina.
NikaNii
This is cool and all but Sky's rim still belongs to the Nords.
thechubbyspartan
Sooooo close.
HommeDeBois
Uhh, I need a saucy reference... it's for a ... friend person
NikaNii
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/5517242/What+a+twist/
TrevorSaintMcGoodBody
That refrence tho!
AceOfSpades8553
Have you seen those black guys from Harlem? They have curved penises. Curved. Penises.
ProfChaos23
They look really cool, but their stats are weak, and the sell price is low. We're talking about curved swords, right? Right?
PresidentProTempore
That made me laugh out loud. +1
TGWeaver
Imgur is so up its own ass on memes and references that even recognizing references is done in memes. Original thought goes to Imgur to die.
TGWeaver
And the best part is that the reference is to something that was made on 4chan and just reposted here. It's incredibly fitting.
saltedpants
I think you're just looking too deep into into it. It's all just banter really.
liliputian7
We're becoming a graceless version of /b/
NipplesInAJar
heh +1
Lebensabschnittpartner
What about the ridiculous mods?
57x28mm
I personally like the Macho Man Randy Savage texture and audio replacer for all the dragons.
Sampson509
He got the fireball at work mod already
pictureofthatoneguywhenpeoplegetupsetatsarcasticcomments
They're all paid.
WaggyTails
You have discovered: ATLANTIS
Ganondarth
That's for people living in Florida.
AnsticeAvaDoesLikeGuava
Didn't you notice the life like graphics overhaul?
BYERE
This is Skyrim! You don't need to drop an Acid to see dragons in the kitchen (or anywhere particular, for that matter)
fhdhbcb
That's Russia
rubbarz
Those are called "life hacks"
ASAPSleep
I can do a naked one
HIGHzurrer
He obviously failed the Petting skill early on, and it cost the cat one of his front legs.
TheLoneCourier
Ultimate skyrim
karsatheemperor
Oh god, a suprize werewulf atteck! I shoulda expected this.
twinly92
Is that a mudcrab?! In a monocle? That's it! I'm out! Come on master chief, let's go.
TheLoneCourier
How his game didn't crash amazes me with the amount of crap that was going on
trickymcguffin
Yeah the sky is a giant dorito and I run at 0.4 frames per second but at least I can smack a hoe with a rainbow poptart. That's worth it.
rougeasian
Become homeless
mtndew17
Like crabs with top hats and monocles?
EpicAwesomeness5
These are them
VoxGratus
I really hoped for an "immersive sweetroll" in his cupboard...
Geo80
What are you talking about? This IS one.
lifeinthefields
Hacks.
Istickneedlesinpeople
What kind of chill job is this, where he can wear a baseball jacket, be late and not get in shit, and have alcohol on his desk??!
JThree
he runs booksofadam.com and contributes to Buzzfeed, so I'd say the level of job chillness is pretty damn chill
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"Contributes to buzzfeed" just lost half of my respect for him.
lonedutyer
Bethesda bugtester
ilikethatboomboompow
and what a sweet ass place he's living in.
MethodOneActor
Buzzfeed?
frostedflakesaregrrrrrreat
Buzzfeed
pixarpizza
theChive. Obviously. They are said to have beer taps built into the building itself.
canadianbunnyeh
he works for buzzfeed
ThomasMcMullin
Programmer
GasVein
Government: I.T. Dept.
johnvictor
And he's off work and home by 1:30!
pixarpizza
In all honesty, something tech-related. That's a mac... obviously something high-end on the tech side. I am an amateur and we use Windows.
OverpricedCrayon
Im a pro and I use Windows. Mac and PC have nothing to do with it.
bigguywhokills
Perhaps an iOS or Mac developer. That is the only reason a developer would use a Mac.
zjdream
Not in Startupia. Everyone in my office has a Macbook Pro, front end, back end, support, sales, customer success. It's such a waste of money
bigguywhokills
I would hate to support that environment.
IComeWithWifi
Police.
ManMashine
working at Imgur main-office I guess.
questionableanswers
And what kind of office job allows you to have Whiskey at the workplace? I need to know because I want to work there.
nofunnynamesleft
He got to work before his boss noticed he was late
JustAwokeFromAComa
And is still paid enough to own 5 pairs of sunglasses. 5 pairs! I'm sure those bananas weren't cheap either.
DarthReznor
It's a start up
Pico371
Obviously the thane of whiterun
OhDavidMyNacho
Vacation industry?
kpingvin
Must be Google!
ChytryLisak
President.
badabongozaurus
Programmer?
7562d1b7c8
Seems to have a microphone on their desk....
badabongozaurus
Programmers get to use all sorts of stuff.
Voydom
That's not a programmers desk. Looks like either project manager or support. Programmer wouldn't work on such tiny monitor.
mrProgtheSecond
Programmer.
ThomasMcMullin
Programmer!
Cal1te
But he has a macbook, graphics designer?
badabongozaurus
iOS developer?
testificatesn
macs are actually pretty popular with programmers
TresusIbor
Yo I'm just gonna say, MS, Windows, Visual Studio 4 life
MagicUpvote
Voydom
No ... they are popular with "programmers".
testificatesn
Eh, they're popular with both
OverpricedCrayon
I work one of those jobs. Its good but also still feels like a job after the first few months.
rkstormer
Game job? Game job.
lothar100
Programmer
FemaleINTJ
At my job, you can get there anywhere between 6:30 and 8:30. You just have to stay for 8 hours or until your work is done. Good flex IMO.
mordaedil
My job, probably.