The Forbidden Muppet

Jul 29, 2026 12:02 AM

This toilet looked way too excited about it

You know, I think this is the exactly right muppet. Fuk! Toilet… toilet. Yes.

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#Team$65PandemicBidet

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Mmm, bidet.

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All I can think of is look who's talking now (I think) where the toilet wants to bite the kids nether regions off

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I mean, if you wanna shove your hand up there, ain't nobody gonna stop you.

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Teach it a lesson and shit in its mouth!

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They have a real potty mouth

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#dadjokeoftheday

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What’s that joystick on the left?

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A bidet

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is that like a giant tater tot or something??

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That's the current high score.

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"Wakka wakka gimmie your kaka."

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This comment 🤌

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The masses don't appreciate prose as fine as that, apparently.

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More is the pity. Alas but yonder window breaks; Fozzy has been drinking again. We can keep going...

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