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havent had a cigarette in over a month and i have been sober for more than 2 months now, i am full of rage but i feel better than i have felt in years, coffee and gym help tho.
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havent had a cigarette in over a month and i have been sober for more than 2 months now, i am full of rage but i feel better than i have felt in years, coffee and gym help tho.
irishPEDOelf
Quit smoking 3 months ago and i feel amazing, i do heroin now.
NullSecc
I too am smoke free and full of rage.
qixx23
Today is day 5.....its difficult.
iamnotabunnywhydoyouask
Nice job OP! Keep it up!
TheBitSlinger
Coffee helps everything.
mardukkur
Quit a 2 pack a day habit cold turkey years ago. Don't know if this would work for everyone, but a little marijuana made it easy.
KingBeardy
Well done dude
DavidCG
Congrats, it took me a lot to quit, I haven't had one for the last 5 years, keep going man and don't look back
TheSplitterGuy
Four years off the butts. Switched to vaping. Still get my fix without all the nasty stuff. Plus, Honeydew/Kiwi juice, man!
ActuallyBanned
Well MrCuntCuntly, congrats on quitting
doggo
Pffft! 11 years... But good for you. I've been smoking on & off for over 40 years. Currently 10 days quit.
hadadrumstickandmybrainisstillstuck
“I Feel a lot better but I am filled with rage” the best explanation of what it’s like a month after quitting.
THEREALFOLKBLUES
Don't give up
v
Ewanator
Wait, are you telling OP to smoke or not smoke?
THEREALFOLKBLUES
Not to smoke
v
LongDongShiverGiver
When you make it look that cool who would ever stop?
THEREALFOLKBLUES
CatPackMaster
I just started my journey to quitting as well. Any suggestions?
AlcaeusTheodorus
Walk forwards not backwards
pipicacaboudin
Yeah, don't smoke
CatPackMaster
Gofukcyourself
pipicacaboudin
I'm just trying to help
DeadlyEnzyme
Guns don’t kill people. Cigarettes kill people.
ComeBurnMe
#Bancigarettebeforewebangun
TheAvatard
Existence kills people
soljaboss
Life kills
edwardelricsnipples
By the time cigarettes kill me, I'll have smoked tens of thousands of them. That's a hell of a KDR
UWantSumFuk
With guns
HughLaurie
Bullet wounds kill people ;)
Bigdragon12
TheUsernameFormerlyKnownAs
Especially cigarettes with guns.
CatsIsTheAnswer
Classic smoking gun.
UserguyMcMister
Nice
ExTechOp
Not everyone, only about half of its users: http://www.who.int/mediacentre/factsheets/fs339/en/
AlIYourBaseAreBelongToUs
Guns smoke too you know
fartharder
No, people with cigarettes kill you. Don't let the lamestream news tell you otherwise. Cigarettes are what this country was founded on.
Euronyme
Thank you! If you get hurt by other people smoking, by cigarettes yourself and make sure they die even faster!
Euronyme
I think cigarettes should be sold in schools and carried by teachers in case of fights or polar bears. Smoke 'em.
fartharder
...if you got 'em.
ProxyPlayerHD
gun manufacturers kill people
SickOfThisCessPool
Caffeine is a royal fucker, too. If you take a lot of the stuff, missing even one day will wreck you.
ClothoBuer
The blessings of a high caffeine tolerance means I suffer no withdrawal symptoms if I go for days/weeks/months without.
Textuality
Same here. A friend told me I'd get huge headaches and stuff if I stopped drinking caffiene, so I tried it for a month. Nothing.
Cthulhukitten
It's a good replacement really. It's easy to get ahold of most of the days. The day you can't gt any, It'd be under extreme circumstances
LostSparten071
Wont kill you nearly as quickly or at all even.
Mikeiller
Oh, god yes. I recently had to kick a caffeine addiction and I was horrible for about a week.
Belatorius
Found cigs was easier to quit than caffeine..
FrisianDude
meh
Shohanna
Took me a year to quit caffeine, 7 cans a day was just too freaking much. Now it's 2 cups of coffee in the morning. I can live with that.
Maggiesperson
Depends on your own metabolism and physical make up. The amount of coffee (or lack of it ) has no effect on me 1/2
Maggiesperson
However, two good shots of maker's and I'm done for.
Bliffity
I try to only drink one cup a week. Then again, I'm in high school and can't find enough time in the day so it's an addiction I can easily <
Bliffity
> see myself develop.
Randemmandem
Fun fact tho: caffiene won't kill you. Anything up to four cups a day might actually have benefits, including boosting fat burn at the gym
Smitsu
I know you mean coffee, but 946 ml of pure caffeine will kill you on the first day of that diet.
SickOfThisCessPool
Anyone with a caffeine addiction isn't drinking four "cups"
IamNotInfected
How big is a cup? Cause 4 espressos a day is good for you but it's like the tiniest one.
ForSomeAbstractReason
1 espresso is 100ml of caffeine, 1 coffee cup is 50 ml, 1 mtn dew can is 42ml, 1 coke can is 40ishml. Hope this helps!
bongles
When they say these stats they mean basic coffee and either an actual measured cup or just an average size coffee mug.
bongles
I've never been sure which
IamNotInfected
I would think 4 espressos add up to a cup (the measurement, not the mug). Not sure though.
bongles
Right but because it's espresso and not plain coffee it would have a different caffeine amount
ThePerfectGif
In Soviet Russia, gun smokes YOU!
Tovarish1013
In Capitalist America, bank rob YOU!
ThePerfectGif
I will never stop loving this joke.
EdgerAlanJoe
**smokes gun you
Michealbay
islandedge
Appropriate
d00mFish
As opposed to Capitalist America where you smoke gun?
cauliflowersweetandsour
You got this. You are much stronger than you think & you're amazing! If not for you, then for your future family down the line. Or current.
PRaaaaaa
My Grandmother died of lung cancer at 72. But she smoked two packs of Pall Mall daily since she was 16 years old. Dam that's a long time.
Grimmjokes
I am one year off cigarettes and I can say it does get easier. Stay strong
LogicKitty
Good start. Keep it up!
niferisalurker
The Rage abates. Good on you guy.
BreenW
In New Zealand, if you smoke, death certificate will list that as a contributor to cause of death if primary cause is not an accident.
Ravenbreaker
I'm also crossing the one month mark for no smokes. asside from a couple cigars for special occasions (first home, dead friends bday)
IMakeBestialityGifs
Last August was a year for be hurray we got this OP
IMakeBestialityGifs
Me*
FwdSlashRoot
It took a stroke and loss of a lot of functions for some months to get my dad to quit. Don't wait.
hillbill858
9 days here! gym coffee and a tooth pick for me. Oh the patch kinda helps. No longer addicted to cigarettes, addicted to the patch!
GooseGuy99
OP, I'm trained in smoking cessation. You've got the will and the drive to succeed. Keep it up. It's not an easy process and you're doing it
KiroKirkus
I've been off of cigarettes for around 4 months now after smoking for 7 years. Its still tough but worth it, financially and physically.
Grant0
I started smoking again after 9 years quit. Dumb. Dumb dumb dumb. Don’t fall into the “it’s a special occasion, just one night...” trap.
ibrokemyselflmao
quit for 6, smoked for 3 months and quit for 2 more years, smoked for 6 months, quit for ...8 weeks today
annibe11e
I did that too. Again.
Shartifartfast
Trying to quit now after over a year back in. I had quit for 15 years. Went all week without and last night smoked several. Dumb. Dumb dumb
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
That's dumb, but not as dumb as my mom who has emphysema and CHF, has had pneumonia twice in six months and won't quit. Don't get there.
cantbeasadmuffin
I've never been addicted even though I've smoked a few times. So I don't get it
LaysDownAMonster
I’m nine years tobacco-free today! Great advice. The old urges sneak back at random times even now. Not even once!
shelbybates1219
You just can't beat yourself up if you pick it up again. Quit the habit again and keep on going. You'll make mistakes. Its really hard.
Neogreenyew
Been there multiple times in last 4 yrs. Back on a 6-ish week clean streak again.
WhatOhShit
Yeah I know it can never be just one or only when I drink. One and I’ll be back to a pack a day in a week.
Cthulhukitten
Quit snus cold turkey 3 years ago, anytime I would borrow one from a pal it was fine. It was buying a pack myself that got me back in.
Hammerhead777
Damn I'm only 3 days in and my mood is a mess...
Imamax
It's easier to forgive you for some special occasions, than to say that you totally fucked up after one party smoking and start fully again
BHPaperstacks
I did the same thing after 5 years without a smoke.
Dac002
This is true for each and every addiction
hejaddle33000
I still do the special occassion reason and haven't waiveredstill.(After actively smoking for 5 years I have only had 5 cigarettes this year
Shartifartfast
Be careful. I thought I had proven to myself that I was done with the addiction by doing that. I felt safe, so became a smoker again.
hejaddle33000
6 years of smoking *
mulligylan
Anytime I start again I pinpoint it to buying a pack when I'm hammered and not "wanting to waste the rest" the next day
scout29
the first time i bought a pack, i threw it out the same day, after smoking two in a row. i am glad I chose to value health over money
everythingisalieexceptthestuffthatisnt
Seems like you value health and money over succumbing to addiction. Good on ya :)
Bizarkly
Applies to weed, too...
AnimeisCancer
nah actually weed is a pretty good way to quit smoking cigarettes
klubai4
Been there done that. Had quit for 2+ months. "Just one pack". AAAHAHAHA fuck I'm stupid.
klubai4
Having said that, I've been on e-cigs for 2 years now and haven't had the slightest twinge of "tobacco would be nice now".
ArbitraryAlpaca
I had to upgrade to a vape kit to quit, still miss the real thing tho
rcrav
That's my gripe with e-cigs though - it's just another habit. No one I know that switched to e-cig or vape took the next step of quitting.
klubai4
Aye but the benefit is you can reduce nicotine dose easily in steps without completely changing the experience. Doing that now.
StonerCatJay
Yeah but the only bad thing in it is nicotine, it doesn't have the carcinogens or additives cigarettes have, so at least it's not as bad.
klubai4
Some of the flavorings are really bad - we don't know enough about inhaling them. I give the advice to stick with VG+PG+nicotine _only_.
rcrav
We don't even know that, though - we just assume it.
iloves99
Have you tried hypnotherapy? It can be very effective for smoking cessation.
Seishin4
No thanks. Don't wanna be anyone's mind slave.
Shohanna
That only works if you are easily suggestable. Otherwise it won't work. If you question authority at all, usually won't take or last long.
Choreopithecus
That’s not how it works. What if you are the authority. Some people can hypnotize themselves.
iloves99
Hypnotherapist here- everyone's suggestable. There are different methods used for different types of suggestability. Go to someone 1/
iloves99
2/. That knows how to test for emotional and physical suggestability. Much more successful.
Shohanna
Kewl I have tried it and it didn’t work on me, nor did they say there’s different ways?! Hmm suggestions?