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Jul 26, 2017 1:13 PM
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barbeque89
*technology, entertainment, and design
beedoubleuthree
Like any good final boss TED has three forms.
MagicalPenisFish
What do we want? Ted! When do want it? Whenever the next talk is!
TedTheMan
I would talk to you whenever you like.
TabukeChan
All hail mighty Ted
HalloweenAintTillManana
The room goes dark, a single spotlight shine onto a cage being lowered from the ceiling. Ted Danson himself dropping from the heavens!
Lamplord
Ted will show up when Kelso finally lets him.
EgregiousCodswallop
Ted's dead, baby. Ted's dead.
QuiteADapperAsshole
They tell me Ted talks but DOES HE?!
EgregiousCodswallop
I fucked Ted
ErinFromTheOffice
thesecondbreakfastclub
Haaaave you met Ted?
Frankinbeijing
I did not know what TED stood for. +1
NoWayAnyoneHasRegisteredThisUsername
This Ted? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoFXj2FOioM
TheAsterite
Says the illuminati ok
MostIndeedlySo
Sealedbeastnue: I see through the lies of the TEDies! From my point of view TEDx is evil.
zoolander07
I think this will answer your question. https://youtu.be/uoFXj2FOioM
notjoequeen
Not even Ted wants to hear any more TED talks.
ILookLikeAPencil
I thought it stood for "Technology, Engineering, Design"?
earthquakelover
We all have this til smart ass friend ruining the kokes with correct facts everyone else also actually knows.
fpach520
TED....the Man, the Myth, the Legend
cbjfan
SCOTT STERLING
TedTheMan
You know it.
notitnoti
GrabEmByTheEmbassy
I would watch that one.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
But he talks...
AfroSamuraiRM
Applepotamus
maybe
GalacticToast17
mikeatike
TEDx is fake TED talks. You know the real Ted won't be there.
AfroSamuraiRM
TED X IS READY FOR DEPLOYMENT.
carrotsoup
@TedTheMan
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Is he the Ted?!
carrotsoup
THE Ted yes
TedTheMan
Wouldn't that be great?
TedTheMan
Thanks :)
TedTheMan
@AngryOtters
AngryOtters
The more you gnow.
DoctorSnakebeast
Ted will show himself when humanity proves itself worthy. In the meantime, he sends his Talks to guide us on the proper path.
Krytron
I wonder when that'll be. =/
bobstallone
It could be a while since we can level pass 100 pretty easily now.
MediocreExtremist
so Gods name is TED ?
Zyrin
With some of the people he sends, I wonder if Ted is actually smart. I mean he did give us Ashley Judd.
theIceman2k
Finally the Emperor of Mankinds real name is known.
superanth
This needs to be a novel.
TedTheMan
Not today.
NeverForgiveAlwaysForget
The best Talk I've ever heard is 2070 Paradigm Shift. It's about what things will be like with the advances in tech, incredibly insightful.
jackpkmn
In the meantime waiting for Ted can Tedx stop dribbling shit everywhere?
Anatoos
You seem to forget there were some pretty cringeworthy ted talks..
Aguynamedcarl
I think I remember seeing a TED talk saying that having racial diversity was more important than having skilled workers.
Anatoos
I've seen one about how being morbidly obese is healthy...
IAmLonelyPotato
Maybe they were tests of our faith
Lalael
I'm not a religious person but I can totally get behind this.
generalofficer
Tedontology.
Lalael
Teddhism
MyUsernameDoesntCheckout
You could make a religion out of this. https://youtu.be/Pi6QdWma-mA
DoctorSnakebeast
No, don't.
youhavemail
I can make a religion out of this
ThisCouldBeYourAdvertisement
When you think about it, if you WERE a religious person, you most likely would not be getting behind this anyways.
Lalael
Fair enough.
openingsalvo
Ya! Cuz all religious people are backwards hillbillies that shun science and tech.
Xenolith166
Can confirm, I religioned once and could only access the internet through homing pigeons for a month straight
ThisCouldBeYourAdvertisement
No, because most religious people most likely wouldn't convert from what they've practiced for their entire lives to something made up in an
ThisCouldBeYourAdvertisement
...Imgur comment. I wasn't talking about either science nor tech (not really sure if that's grammatically correct but it'll do hahhah).