SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!!

Aug 10, 2017 1:45 AM

zenkyu

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Previously... https://imgur.com/gallery/x0qKe

BONUS: A promise has been made! https://imgur.com/gallery/nVQFs

EDIT: Looks like it might take some time to reach the goal, but I'm confident we'll get there eventually!

No one who upvotes these posts can bitch about people point whoring ever again.

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Once upon a time there was a Pickle..

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 11

*four pickles

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm really sad it DIDN'T start at one.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Same.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 1

Can you.... can you do that with happy parrots?

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Ok, if this doesn't end here I will have to admit that we may be idiots, but we are a bunch dedicated idiots

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 9

*passedthepointweshouldstoplet'skeepgoingseewhathappens.gif* The Imgurian Way!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that is nothing to be proud of

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Never underestimate mob mentality.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amen, bro!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

that's a weird looking bong

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can't wait for these kids to return to school.

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 6

It says "HE IS COMING" in binary

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 3

You posted it before me, but I just want to say, it's a glorious era when there is an actual binary-to-ASCII translator website out there.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thank you

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 5

This needs more attention

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Goddamnit imgur.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

My God, what have we done.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Proven how retarded most imgurians are.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

We unleashed a lion!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If this gets the upvotes, I will not change my day to day activities in any noticeable manner.

9 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 7

Well I'm on board, good luck to you!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's too dangerous, please don't actually do it if he meets your criteria.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

A promise is a promise.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like how he is afraid to comment now

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Pickle Fun Fact: The phrase “in a pickle” was first introduced by Shakespeare in his play, The Tempest.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

Which begs the question, which came first, the pickle or the tempest? Shakespeare was famous for coining new words

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

shakespear's pickle came first

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

shakespear's pickle came first

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

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9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

v

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the first reasonable thing I've read in that matter! With a gf he could do... normal stuff

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

*MLG parody video badly distorted sad violin sound drop*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean though, how long could this possibly take to make? Three minutes?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Found one. v

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This gif is perfect... too perfect v

9 years ago | Likes 156 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I swear it is the best comment

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Damn thats a perfect gif

9 years ago | Likes 216 Dislikes 0

I dunno if he can make it with these numbers.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Deserves more upvotes!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Please stop upvoting this, I am starting to get very afraid

9 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 9

promise me you will post a video of you doing it plz

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You've made your bed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

♪ Shut your fucking face, Pickle-Fucker! ♫

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I upvoted simply simply for your displeasure.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

hahaha... based on your other comment it looks like you're excited not afraid heh

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

well, we're waiting

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Imgur community: v

9 years ago | Likes 1277 Dislikes 31

Source?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

You're missing 32,767 cucumbers but yeah.

9 years ago | Likes 180 Dislikes 1

She's turning them to pickles one at a time

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

It's a hard job but someone has to do it.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the Family Guy where they put the cucumber on the couch in the imaginary lady and it pickles.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because according to your mom it was a cucumber when it went in and a pickle when it came out

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow shes good at it

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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I'll be taking that v

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wut was it

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Squidward was licking Patrick's um... Well I guess there's no easy way to say it, he was licking his bunghole

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.

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You can see it come out of her throat.

9 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 2

It's an upthroat

9 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 1

I believe you just won Pulitzer Prize for Punning.

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9 years ago (deleted Aug 23, 2017 4:10 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

r/distension

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

*sigh* .

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure how I feel about this

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whaaaaaaa

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im slightly disgusted with myself but I'm still gonna dot

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dot...for research purposes

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.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was hoping someone change it to pickle Rick

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Or at least put a smile and little wavy arms

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holly!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

My friend wants to know more about her

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Said "friend" moments later:

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Tell your friend this is Holly Michaels

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heh he'll like that

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Reply.

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.

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.

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This IS the National Air & Space Museum isn't it?

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.

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who am I fucking kidding? Dot.

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.

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..

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dot

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn I'm ashamed to say that this gif is perfect here...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one likes it. We all hate it. So, naturally it's superbly popular.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The actresses name is Sarah Shahi. If you need more fap material, she was on The L Word. She has no nudes though, sorry.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I will never understand this type of mob mentality.

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 10

Read "So you've been publicly shamed" by Jon Ronson. It's a great read and explains it really well.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Oh you understand it fine. You just don't identify with it. Party popper.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 13

This is literally the most benign kind of mob mentality, fun and completely harmless-

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its called fun

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 20

I'm going to level with you. As acts of mob mentality go, there are definitely worse examples.

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I'd upvote this to the front page any day

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

you need to update the meme for the new number!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It's a good Imgur, Brott.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

You got your upvotes, now get to work

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Delivered

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Admittedly this is farther then I thought it'd go.

9 years ago | Likes 432 Dislikes 1

Thought it would have been done by the previous post.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welp, i think this is it. It was nice for a little while. Well done everybody, have a cookie

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And... It died. RIP pickle Rick post.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was hoping for 2^16, 65,536, the two-byte maximum. Sadly, it was not to be. It was still a good run, though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's what she said

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think this if it. He barely made it on the last one

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah, unless people start making multiple accounts

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was really expecting 4096 to be the last, based solely on usual FP-topping counts. That said, more power to him - as long as the people

9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 2

keep giving the upvotes, why not? Indeed, this far in, we would be madder if he failed to deliver. If they really wanted to stop him, they

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

would have downvoted to keep the final score below the threshold.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

But the fine print says upvotes, not score.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

The only way to win is to not play.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

people got so sick of this it didn't even get the same amount of votes the last one did.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*than

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Oh fluffles, I've been bamboozled

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Urser name checks out

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine if the collective power of the internet put the effort towards something useful...

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

Boaty McBoatface

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What is more useful than Pickle Rick and Morty!!!???

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Fusion power, controlled matter-energy conversion, hyperspace engines...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

All the things Rick can do!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Great point! We just need to make discoveries and new technology as if it were a game. The better the tech the more points you get. 1/?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It gets put of hand when someone makes a pickle shaped paperclip and makes millions of points. At which they can spend on whatever they 2/?

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chose. But they decide to spend their points on making other paperclips seems horrible. So they keep making the same paperclip until the 3/?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is so stupid, but i also really want to see how far we can push it. Should i upvote or not? Guess i'm in a bit of a pickle

9 years ago | Likes 496 Dislikes 65

upvote it, jesus , why wouldn't you?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

people got kinda mad, but I couldn't stop myself from saying: "looks like Ms. Herring's in a bit of a... pickle" (2)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is silly but i love it, let us never stop

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

I didn't contribute to any preceding pickles, but It would be kinda cool to see the record broken...

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Only the tip and for just a second.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just do it anyway

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

"Push it"? Is that a reference to the promise he made.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I live in a place that has almost no murder, but we have a high-profile shooting of four people by a woman with the last name "Herring" (1)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Which pickle? there's currently 32,768 of them. Might wanna reply soon or it'll double and get harder to find you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dont be a dill and upvote

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 9

Does that mean, "Don't be a dill. Upvote it!", or "You're a dill if you upvote it"?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Can it be both?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

dont be, a dill and upvote

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well if it gets to its goal this time it will break the all-time upvote record.

9 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 6

I want this to be in imgur history forever. I don't care if it dies after this. I just want this one to make it...

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 2

90k is the record :)

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Oohhhhh damn which post?!

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:31 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Maybe there has been 30k down votes to the 90k up votes thus it's at a 60k balance .-.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah. There's. Fireworks one at 90k+

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Went back and downvoted

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I downvoted it 9 months ago.

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I think that's it

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Nah it's the largest firework shell one

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ok if this makes it I will record a video of me drinking a gallon of pickle juice

9 years ago | Likes 3382 Dislikes 85

This deal is getting BETTER all the time

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

RIP. Hope you like shitting yourself to death, seriously. That much salt might actually kill you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I now have a new reason for why I want this to succeed.

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Joke's on you, pickle juice is delicious solo or mixed with vodka. A gallon may be pushing it, though...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Aug 10, 2017 11:40 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

we have already seen you're pornhub account

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Im a porn hub account?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

ah gosh darn nabbit i used the wrong one again didn't i...

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Well now I HAVE to upvote this stupid shit just to see this. I'm not happy with you right now.

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Username checks out

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That's a lot of sodium. There was a news story of a kid who chugged soy sauce and went into a coma from the sodium, he barely lived. (1/2)

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Holy shot we have to get there now

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is that a lethal dose?

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Probably.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should be glad this didn't pass, fairly sure that'd not be a fun time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please, as a fan of pickle juice, DO NOT do that! I once drank the remaining juice in a jar, and had a horrible stomach ache and diarrhea.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goes well with vodka

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very much hope you vomit after. Sodium content could literally kill you.

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Op delivers?

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If I makes it I will shove a pickle up my ass and take a picture of it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

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Please don't. You can die. Seriously. There are many reports of people drinking stuff because of challenges and then they die.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Alright imgurians. Let's join forces to make this happen

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please no.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.

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My average Friday.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm going to make a shit ton of accounts just to see you do this. Join me troops!!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Join you so some idiot can kill himself drinking salt water? No, thanks. That's like upvoting a dude who says he'll add another bullet to

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

his revolver for every 100 upvotes. Sure, it relieves the world of an idiot, but you're still semi-culpable for someone killing themselves.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Isn't the premise of freedom to do what you want? Let's prevent idiocracy from happening shall we? There are better things to complain about

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yea, bet that bitch who egged her boyfriend into killing him thought that too. Guess who's gonna be a prison bitch. Her. (edited for bad

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We'll be waiting.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wouldnt do that. Maybe over the course of several days, but all at once, thats going to at least dangerously dehydrate you from diarrhea

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're waiting...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pickle juice makes a great chaser for Tequila.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hereby save you from the act. You're now free. Free to live yours days without pain.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

No I am so confident this will never make it I refuse to be released from my burden.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Well, it's the sole reason I upvoted

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Time to deliver...

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Need another 40,000 or so pivoted still

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...uh... Is that a US gallon or...? Either way dude, look up how much sodium that is.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I call bull, Halsey.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm setting the over/under on how long it takes you to throw up at 11 seconds.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Im holding you to it btw

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

You mean you'll record a video of you trying to drink a gallon of pickle juice...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please, puke afterwards.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Homeboy real talk, drink water before, during and after ok? Legit don't want the salt to hurt you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude if you Ndelrey this, you lose and if you do it you end in the ICU and you lose

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's now a verb....

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Be prepared for something very similar to gastroenteritis

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Or death. Or something worse than death or gastroenteritis.

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dang and my wife thinks im weird because i always drink the left over pickle juice. 1 gal is nuts.

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That sounds seriously dangerous. Don't do that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.

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If OP goes over 60k it will be because of this comment and this comment will get at least 10k or more because we all want to see that happen

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well

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hE DIDN'T SAY HE'D DO IT ALL AT ONCE IT COULD BE A TIME LAPSE

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you puke it up you gotta drink it

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BullHalsey after doing it

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That's way too much sodium and vinegar. You'll get sick AF

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's quitter talk..

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Quitting is for quitters

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chug the whole gallon, then throw up. Should be good to go.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I drink jars of pickle juice during volleyball tournaments. So far, no adverse side effects... That I know of

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it's fine along those lines. A gallon is quite a few jar's worth, tho. D:>

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Y tho

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Dehydration fix for cramping

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some guy chugged soy sauce and was hospitalized. He did set a new record for highest sodium level without brain damage though.

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That green text story where the guy shat acid

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But he said it was worth it

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9 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:31 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Usual reaction is vomiting and diharrea. Your body will try to exspell it asap for your body knows it's dangerous to it.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Except for sodium poisoning

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just add Everclear to balance it out

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Theoretically I should be ok so long as I drink a bunch of water as well.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

As I said elsewhere in the chain - the puke will burn your oesophagus on the way up; will hurt for a good month + make eating a real chore.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Theoretically your stomach pH is about to be fucked. You will not be able to drink enough water on top of the juice without vomiting acid

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Jokes on you, I already vomit stomach acid all the time.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But that is just my opinion. By no means am I a vinegar expert.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Vinegar expert here, it'll be OK, you should do it, I've done the math

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

^^You heard the man!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, Don't give him excuses! Shit you dare on the internet HAS to be done!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welp. I'll see you in hell.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Love me some pickles.

9 years ago | Likes 654 Dislikes 2

Was gonna post that...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Oh man... I've read that before! Bring back memories of breathless laughter and sore smile muscles! XD

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Never fails to make me laugh

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9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This story and that other with the sweaty Forest Gump picture are my favorites.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Sweaty forest gump? Never read that one

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Probably this

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I haven't seen that one in forever.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Oh wow. I laughed through the whole thing. Love me a good story.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great green text

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I immediately thought of this green text.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wasn't just the text that was green...

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just read that out loud to my wife. good times.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never felt less food in my stomach, completely empty............... cue rumble

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

I lost it at that cue rumble. I guess my dad humor is fully matured.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

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9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 5

Rickbutt

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

@sarah how do you feel about all this nonsense?

9 years ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 12

Are you kidding? This is imgur!

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

THIS... IS... IMGUR! *pushes Russian screenshot into usersub newest negative points abyss*

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I've learned not to question the strangeness and just dill with it.

9 years ago | Likes 577 Dislikes 8

Now, when you make a glorious pun like that do you get a trophy or do you already have all the ones?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Made me chuckle.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pickle Rick!!

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

How does this compare to parrot day?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Heh. Dill

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

To be Queen of the Imgurians, one must BE as the Imgurians. In other words, we would not accept an overlord who was not... one of us.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

I've said it before, but lets say it again. I like how you reply to nonsense like this, but questions about favorite folders 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

and malicious ads? Those tags go unnoticed and unanswered. Any particular reason as to why?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She has spoken

9 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 2

v

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

Very strange movie

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Very cool tho. The ending made me feel filth

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What movie?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nightcrawler. It's on Netflix.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You could have at LEAST put them in the shape of a Pickle Rick

9 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 4

You do it then.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 12

That would require creativity

9 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

Which requires a brain.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Which requires a body.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Which requires homeostasis.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Which requires organisms.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This is some God tier point whoring.

9 years ago | Likes 3591 Dislikes 49

*Cough* *Cough*

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The irony isn't lost on me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats the Babylon tower of point whoring. We deserve all of god's wrath for this.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

underrated comment

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Reported every single one.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 15

That's cause you're a twat

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Right? They've blown through Glorious status and received at least 5 trophies from it in just a few days

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

When do the repeated posts about point whoring become point whoring themselves?

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 5

Immediately.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

A quarter past 5.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Already did.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Lines must be crossed, records broken. Limits of the community will be put to the test.

9 years ago | Likes 452 Dislikes 9

Everyday we stray further from God's Light.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Your comment implies one set of morals but your username suggests something very different.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Well I never did say if it was a good thing or a bad thing. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lines are but a distant memory! Onward!

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

no shit right

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

The ultimate nihilistic move would be to shut down the account after this experiment is over

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahahahahahah

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Art = "I could do that" + "Yeah, but you didn't"

9 years ago | Likes 189 Dislikes 12

"Art"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Saying what needs to be said

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

But this was just copied from Reddit. This is more like that asshole from exit through the gift shop.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I saw a program where the "artist" hung a whistle on a hook and it was called art. I could do that, but what idiot would think it was art?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Those who actually still believe the artist is an artist after seeing that.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can shit on a canvas, doesn't make it art

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 6

So, an expression of dissatisfaction with modern art culture? Likening abstract pieces that navel gazers contemplate to shit on paper.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I guarantee someone has done this and successfully sold it as art.

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

that's why I don't get this postmodern bs. If everything is art, then the word has no definition

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

While I agree, art is subjective. Standards are super low though

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

There are people who actively argue it can't be defined. Art as a whole is ridiculous. And yet, necessary.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Questions like "What is a table?" are just as hard to answer as "What is art?" They're all social constructs.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'm not even mad, just +1 +1 +1

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

He's gained well over 100k in less than 4 days. Yeah

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

@Mohaki1 pointwhores like no other

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 5

Meh, they still make me smile!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

I go to his posts for no other reason than to laugh at the comments. People seriously despise that dude

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess once u get cancer people give u a pass.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit, he's beyond pointwhoring. He's flat out whoring now, got a website he tries to direct people to and everything.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 5

Wow, that's f'd

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He gets people to submit memes and posts them here, that's why they're all garbage.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

"memes"

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How else would he make ad revenue off meme'ing (believe me I am not justifying what he does.)

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"meme'ing"

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

He's made 140k points in 3 days...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone should just steal his thunder and double the pickles before it reaches the points needed.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

There would be chaos and swift downvote justice would ensue.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But nobody would fall for that

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Total its about 145k upvotes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

madness!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mad that I didn't do it first.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is the Imgur community really about to make the highest point getting post ever be a 2 minutes worth of work pickle rick multiplier post?

9 years ago | Likes 538 Dislikes 18

I fucking hate this community.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8

You can always join Tumblr.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

1/4 of imgur content comes from there so I feel like I'm already a member.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I can't stand Tumblr posts.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Occasionally there is a funny one liner but I usually skip over most of them.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

2 minutes effort... and here I spent an hour on decent OC to get less than 1000 upvotes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:31 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Went and upvoted just to help keep this from winning.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only needs 1 more pass, that will put us at 120k.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes one more pass after this. Which would've been 2 passes. But alas this one didn't pass.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea I dont see this one passing. Unless it stays on the front page all of tomorrow as well, which it wont.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And THAT'S a cool post. I hope the shit post doesn't top that.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

Nah I'm rooting for the pickles. Don't give a damn about rick and morty but this has already become an imgur legend. Might as well 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

go all the way. It'd be frankly fitting as the top post of Imgur. You may not like it but that's the kind of community we have atm. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Just to clarify I am not advocating point whoring in general. But over the top idiocy every now and then is definitely fitting of my tastes.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Yes. We are.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Nope because its not going to make it. OP made a mistake and upload it right when Americans went to bed so his post is got too old for 65k

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's Pickle Rick, what more do you want? 9/11 was an inside Job and Rick turned himself into a pickle?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

U must be new here

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lol look me up. Do I look new? I figured it slow down and die and it did. Hence the question.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

2016? You are new

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v yes... yes we are!

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 15

What movie is that again?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mall Plaurt:Flesh Cop

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Night Crawler

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thanks stranger!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We god damn better.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nah its slowed down

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm curious if he'll keep his promise

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate myself for it but I've been up voting it.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 9

I dunno man. I think that's at least ... 10 min worth of work? I'm just trying to think of how I'd do it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope so. This is amazing. Go internet!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

The cumulative work required is way more than 2 minutes... Might even be like 30 minutes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

You have not seen the scores of the highest posts of all time. This guy's good, but it'll take a few more iterations to hit the top.

9 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 4

Well. Like. 1.

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

Who is at the top?

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Edward Macaroni Fork

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 41

Wrong place to bring that up.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You are playing with fire here man.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Why?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You knew what would happen.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Holy shit Fartharder!! I feel like I met a celebrity!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:31 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Cool.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah shit man. I upvoted both of those posts.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Turns out I downvoted the trampoline one a while ago.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A lot of those "double tap" or "fave for [some pointless shit]" are up top

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So this should fit right in.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one that is gonna ask the question of how that post has 18,000 views and 90,000 points?

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Caps out and restarts. Probably

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0