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The bottom of the sink covered in what I think was Kraft Dinner at one point. Both sinks reeked of sulfur
a pan that had been "left to soak"
Yup. Those are fucking maggots crawling all over MY plates that I had left for them to use.
our microwave. the picture does not do it justice.
One of the drawers from our fridge
Fuck you.
UnquenchableLaughter
Give their names, contact info and photos to EVERY property rental company in the area! And to the university to post on any sublet sites!
VoteTurdSandwich
If you have their personal information... I think 4 chan could help...
LoveHavingRidiculouslyLongNames
I will help you clean! ^_^
CatsPitBullsAndBooksOhMy
oh... my god.
Ovalprocess
This is why security deposits are beyond a good thing
MyNameIsJeanValjean
Security deposits are illegal where OP lives
OldSchoolNewRules
aaaaaand I hate people again.
PossiblyJonSnow
Lawyer up
kebertxelaturdferguson
Better call Saul.
wuppie
you mean s all good man
okbluejays
I suddenly feel like the cleanest person on earth
LapDogThoroughbred
Sooo, does that mean they aren't getting their security deposit back?
varsil
The vomit-stained toilet really explains the rest of the pictures.
bombzilla
Not to be nasty, but I don't think that is vomit.
varsil
It's vomit--the splash on the underside of the seat/lid wouldn't occur with shit, and the liquid stains are dried vomit--I've seen it before
NeverMindtheManBehindtheCurtain
Could just be really nasty, runny diarrhea
whenthekatsaway
and what have we learned OP? yes that's right, NEVER RENT TO METH HEADS
erratica
It's because of assholes like those that good renters can't afford housing.
Mokoni
As someone who HAS sublet - THAT IS FUCKING GROSS AND DISRESPECTFUL, and gives subletters a bad name :C
Wazloes
Dude, please take them to court
seabasssaidthat
I'm having punk house flashbacks.
UnlikelyMotivation
Really glad I ate before I saw this.
osamulius
I was eating while reading this. BAD idea!
EveryUsernameITryIsTaken
"Savages, savages, barely even hoooman"
cupcakesandunicorns
Drive them from our shore! They're not like you and me!
NeverMindtheManBehindtheCurtain
I definitely sang this in my head as I read it :3
kimdog
This is why we can't have nice things.
vincentvongoat
If you sublet without collecting a damage deposit and doing a background check; you may have a bad time (cleaning up).
MyNameIsJeanValjean
Sadly you can't get a damage deposit where OP is from
bobsheadthreateningly
I was wondering if they did a background check too! People this bad usually have OTHER problems.
notirrelevant
Better call Saul!
vampyroteuthus
Better call Saul! http://www.bettercallsaul.com
Silenceisbliss
I think I just threw up a little...
CHURCHv1
I think the microwave is cleaner then mine. Might be time for a new one
JaqenHgharSexyJesus
I think I threw up a lot
tentsie
I think I threw up averagely
NeverMindtheManBehindtheCurtain
juuuuust right
tentsie
Not too much, not too little
springboobsquirepin
You have my cleansing products
ek47
And my Borax!
PetrificusTotalus
And MY flamethrower!
ek47
And my 2,000 lb. thermobaric cluster bomb
Amtherion
And my vuvuzela!
WhiterThanWonderBread
And my Mr. Clean Magic Eraser!
xXCiviXx
That's how you get ants...
Liser
My thoughts exactly
ChihiroJoy
Maybe there's a note somewhere leading to the secret stash of Mamba fruit chews!
GunsDontKillPplPplKillPplAndMonkeysDoTooIfTheyveGotAGun
I think even ants would say no thanks to this
cragath
...and roaches, mice, rats; at this point of fuckery ants are really "eh".
laura378
Mallory Archer would go ballistic.
techymonkey
Yes it is Other Barry, yes it is.
dancingForest
Maybe the ants will kill off the maggots.
FrictionShliction
dirtydirtynotaperverty
This gif is too funny AND 100% relevant.
karmalatte
this gif is so relevant, i feel like there should be some kind of award for this
NeverMindtheManBehindtheCurtain
This needs to be much, much higher
iamgroooot
That was so perfect
zrilling
That would be my reaction.
RyilSyer
I laughed far too long at this.
betamale
21cutdryguy
I didn't laugh at his/her gif but I laughed at yours. I hope you feel special.
Jampee
Wow that is foul, here send this to them http://www.poopsenders.com/order/
NeverMindtheManBehindtheCurtain
hahaha how perfect.
Jampee
So glad to fav the page that taught me this was possible! http://imgur.com/user/Jampee/favorites/H7ZmozN
Alexthymia
This. This is why I never want roommates. This is why I never want people in my space. This is why I will pay a higher rent than my friends
jibberjabber
Yes....living alone can be well, lonely...but fuck this noise!
FreshCaviar
Yeah, ditto. This album could alternatively be known as "Why I no longer hang out with those 3 dudes I went to high school with."
CherryPicker
forever this ^^
Alexthymia
-> who think living together to save on rent is a great idea.
MyNameIsJeanValjean
You just need non disgusting friends and it is a great idea
wetdirt
Yep. I endured enough of this shit in college living in one of the 6-person to a unit dorms. I graduated and said NEVER AGAIN.
HeeelllloooooooMurse
Idk where you are from OP, but I'm pretty sure you can sue for this
ficlaire
Definitely Canada due to "Kraft Dinner"
chalicehalffull
"Kraft Dinner" I'd guess somewhere in Canada maybe
pancakesandwhiskey
LCBO bag indicates somewhere in Ontario.
HeeelllloooooooMurse
I'm from America, ergo unfamiliar with Canadian law, can he sue for this?
MyNameIsJeanValjean
Yep, they could take them to small claims court for the damages and cleaning fees, but it would be timely and $45-70 just to file the (1)
MyNameIsJeanValjean
claim. It's hard to tell from the pictures, but it doesn't look like much damage has really been done and they just need new dishes and (2)
MyNameIsJeanValjean
to scrub everything down. Probably wouldn't be worth the time, effort and money tbh. (3)
HeeelllloooooooMurse
makes senses, thanks Jean Valjean
observationalist
Looks like lawsuit time.
paddymcnasty
Looks like phone book beating time to me.
strangethingsafoot
Do not sublet your house/condo/ whatever to anyone, unless you know them and they are legit people. Plus, a contract.
cyrillic
Looks like he's ready to cook
notoneiota
I am not a litigious person, and ordinarily hate lawsuits, but ruining the place a person calls home is a monumental dick move.
The2020ElectionWasStolen
he'd have to find them first
jessicatt
surely they paid a deposit? which now can be yours?
quantacostacerveza
Looks like hammer time.
HighOnModelPaint
You spelled "murder" wrong.
jmeyers1983
Lawsuit probably won't be effective because people who treat property like this usually don't have any assets.
colourblindchameleon
Just keep their deposit!
NPHlookalike
Skip a step, burn them.
atropedy
I'm curious... Does anyone know if he'd have a case?
PulloverNoItsACardiganKillerBootsMan
Seems like property damage? I think... Also, all owners should have people sign contracts. I know I signed one when I had to sublet.
observationalist
At the very least, he can charge them the entire cleanup bill plus whatever damages he feels appropriate.
ek47
In Texas they would. Very landlord friendly. We don't put up with that horse shit here. Scummy fucking tenants can go to another state.
FrictionShliction
OP lives in Ontario, Canada, where they're apparently very tenant friendly.
thrawaccount
I'm five years late to the party, but from Ontario as well. Here, the tenants have a stupid amount of rights, landlords have close to zero
YoullBePerfectWhenYoureDead
Reddit: We did have them sign something, essentially the same lease that our landlord made us sign except with the names and dates changed.
UmamiMama
Hopefully they had a security deposit and a good sublease
nameisunavailable
Pretty sure if the contract said that they needed to clean it then they will owe him all the cleaning fees. Im not a law expert though.
nodj
it's often quite cheap. Even 100$ won't help here :(
spacecowboyein
if i'm remembering property right then either they or the landlord can sue for a breach on the lease. but it's not clear the subs breached
uniformedmonkey
A lot of landlords love to nitpick "wear and tear" deductions from the deposit, so I can only imagine what a good lawyer would do with this.
warriorprincess
If they signed a lease there was prob. a provision in it that obligated the lessee to keep the place clean.
warriorprincess
Also some of this looks like permanent damage--there may be black mold, etc. And just the cleaning costs alone will prob. be enormous.
justlivinthedream
Yes (with 24 years and my own firm to back up my answer). Whether he can collect is a separate issue.
Whyareyoureadingmyusername
That's the point, as well as is it really worth the trouble in the long-run.
phiya
This is exactly what I was thinking. There is a case, but something tells me these scumbags have no assets to take.
coffeeisforwimps
He can have his fun in small claims court and making trips to the courthouse to collect $500. It's definitely not worth it.
IllooSIV
Had my car stolen when I was younger. The thief was sentenced to pay damages. Never saw a penny.
Luvvie
Go back to your lawyer to get a lein.
IllooSIV
I probably could, but it's been so long now it probably wouldn't be worth it. Like 15 years ago.
liveelaaughloove
hard to say; probably, yes, but because they're not the lessors (even though they sublet and signed an agreement) they may not be able to.
kong210
Many landlords don't allow sub-letters I thought?
YoullBePerfectWhenYoureDead
Not exactly sure how that pans out legally because we were also technically leasing the same property at the same time.
MrBaggins
Paralegal here. he does, at least in Québec...
Muffinburgler
As long as he had a contract, hell yeah he has a case, and he'll win.
justlivinthedream
Even without a written contract.
RegretNothing
If the damages are beyond normal wear and tear, they have the right to sue you for damages exceeding your deposit. (pre-law student)
moterola4
Yeah, that's beyond normal wear and tear. Just by a little bit....
Macewindow54
nah this is normal man
droomph
a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitle tiny bit.
RegretNothing
If you cannot pay this, they can take you to small claims court and get a verdict against you for a bill on damages & repairs.
WebDevJewelerReptileLover
And then place a lien on you
beavus
Depends on the contract really. In most cases there is no contract so he would not have a proveable case. (Dutch law, idk about US law)
Blissfully
How can people live like this??
TeenageMutantNinjaSquirtle
I wouldn't call it life...
JonStewart
Some kind of drug addiction or sever depression.
smashpro1
Better ask my brother.
scarfox
This a thousand times.
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IOnceAteASandwichAndTurnedIntoACanadian
idk.. I'm not the cleanest person you'd meet, but come on. There's a limit people.
MrPredator
Yup, I don't live in some expensive villa, but damn there are limits. I scrub the toilet at least once every three weeks.
PulloverNoItsACardiganKillerBootsMan
Meth.
bloomingdalera
I'm really confused. I thought meth made you want to clean a lot?
bloomingdalera
Like because you have a lot of energy. :(
ballznanaz
It does for certain people.
grumplestiltzkin
I know that depression can play into stuff like this, but I seriously don't know how anyone could stand that.
MotherRuss1a
I'm depressed as fuck all the time and could never live like that. People can be so disgusting.
walkwithmestranger
I've been fairly depressed lately but i have friends that come over periodically to check on me and they'll more or less make me clean up
walkwithmestranger
and they help me do it as well
Flyndaran
Oh god. You reminded me of my family's cleaning of my uncle's apartment when he left for the hospital. Some food had turned to soil. 1/2
Flyndaran
Literally, as in it had degraded that long and fully. The one with the weakest sense of smell had bathroom duty. 2/3
Flyndaran
The mattress down to the frame soaked in feces and urine. He eventually died partly due to not taking basic care of his problems.
Spanked84
Being just that lazy and not caring about it. Please don't ask me how I know. I'm not proud of that time in my life.
DrWhoodles
Denial
TwoRoadsDivergedInAWoodAndIITookTheOneLessTraveledBy
My roommate can be this bad. It's fucking disgusting. I eventually get all passive aggressive and drop huge hints and he cleans up.
Thuperduper
It seriously seems like you have to try to be that disgusting. Or they're drug addicts or have some other mental disorder
talkshowonmute26
Drugs
AwkwardB1R
Serious fucking mental issues, my father being a prime example. The kind of place CPS want to liberate children from -_-
Fenrix
This seriously looks like what my roommate's place would be like if he was alone. Cannot WAIT to be free of that bastard.
HenryGR
I can do that in just one week.
IGetIrrationallyMadThatSeanBeansNameDoesntRhyme
It's easy when it's not your house and you don't give a shit! (really though, people who do this suck)
DasDovian
Seriously how the f do you not even wash the dishes
reverendfixxxer
Don't call them "people."
katieisawizard
I can live like this, but only in my own living space. I would NEVER leave a subtler or leased apartment looking like this.
NeverMindtheManBehindtheCurtain
agreed
katieisawizard
I always joke with my friends that they should sign me up for HOARDERS so I can be TV famous.
NeverMindtheManBehindtheCurtain
To be clear: when renting, I always leave the place immaculate when I'm done. It's just the in-between times that things get a little messy.
katieisawizard
That's what I mean too. And by a bit.. I do mean like bachelorette frog messy. haha
NeverMindtheManBehindtheCurtain
Haha dude, I love that show! Always makes me feel the TINIEST bit better about the shape my place is in.