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May 2, 2025 1:56 PM

Kyzyl

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Save up, become an expert with a non English language, and get out ahead of time. We’ve been on this course for decades.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Rent a console at Blockbuster and order a pizza

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Go get back my black lotus (magic card, now around $9,400) that I traded for a glasses of urza (now $1.25).

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Suck it up until I reach 2003 and retire from the US Navy and retain my Tricare Prime health care which was the only reason I've been able to retire in 2023 instead of working until I die?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

buy stock in Yahoo! at $13 a share

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

What's wrong with that water hose? Is this an ai image?

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cameras didn't exist back then, so we have to use AI to recreate scenes from that far away time. /s

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, licence plate is all screwy too.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You are all gentle souls. I would perform a Luigi and save us all from our current crisis.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I built a house in '91 with 66% down payment, and 9% interest. Because I was a woman, I had a hell of a time getting approved for that loan despite a job I'd held for 20+ years and a perfect credit score. I refinanced three years later and paid the house off in 8 years. BTW, in '95, I had a computer, cell phone (Nokia!), and dial-up Internet (AOL).

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Invest in Apple and Intel stock with said loose change!

1 year ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

My Dad’s hobby was collecting share certificates. He would buy one share of famous companies, get the certificate framed, and hang them up in his home office. He bought one share of Apple in about 1992 and today it’s a significant chunk of his retirement fund.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Invest in Apple and Intel, get BIG payouts, use funds to gain controlling stock in major Game's companies, Blizzard, Squaresoft, etc. Prevent enshittification.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Grab a couple of bitcoins.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have to wait until 2009 to start up your bitcoin farming. In 1995 some good stocks are Berkshire-Hathaway, any oil stock (Exxon, Mobil, Conoco, etc), several of the already mentioned tech stocks; consider also Monster Beverage Corp, Fair Isaac Corp, and NVIDIA.
https://money.usnews.com/investing/articles/best-performing-stocks-past-30-years

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can wait :D But you're correct, I had timing wrong

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don’t forget about AOL stock… was the best one to own for a few years there

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The first stock I looked up when I read a teenager was Apple. And we had an apple computer. I thought to myself " I would invest money into this company.... They have a *MOUSE*". it was 5$/ share at the time

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends on if I'm me now, or the same as I was back then. If me now, then get a quick job and put money in the stock market for little me. If I'm a child, but with the knowledge I have now, first I would see if my grandma would take me in, and if not, try my hardest to get taken away by CPS. It sucks but I definitely deserved to be taken from my mom lol

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I also want to know if it's me now or me as I was then. Because I wasn't even born then. My parents weren't even together at that time

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'd get ready to buy Yahoo's IPO in 1996

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tell my dad to stop being stupid with money and invest in Apple, amazon, Microsoft etc.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Microsoft did great in the late 90s. Apple spent 95 to 98 shitting the bed, and THEN gets good.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quit college, go get my ASE Certifications instead. Tattoo "Do not move to New Orleans" on my forearm so I don't fucking forget.

1 year ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

New Orleans is, by far, one of the most overrated places i have ever been to in my life.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

do not develop his app

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

"Who hurt you?"
The entirety of New Orleans, I guess.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Katrina wiped out an entire city full of poor people who couldn't afford to evacuate, and then Bush deployed the US Military to oppress and murder those same poor people while offering them basically nothing in return.

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Technically it was the local police departments like NOPD, Jefferson, & Gretna that were doing the murdering. The National Guard was just turning a blind eye to everything going on, including the folks at the Convention Center dying because they didn't have any resources whatsoever. W made it rain money like he was at a Bourbon Street Strip club but most of it was gobbled up by the corrupt local governments and Texas contractors.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No, the National Guard also participated, at least according to members of the National Guard who've made public claims after the fact of firing upon US citizens they described as "looters"

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The apartment I lived in. My landlords stayed until the National Guard told them they would drag them out & shoot their dogs about a month in so they left (because they would have shot back). We were back after Halloween. Most of my NOPD customers said they were trading food & booze to the Guard for ammo because the Guard were specifically ordered "No shooting" very early on. Though I can believe a few got trigger happy.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

wake up, cry, and shit myself because I'm 2

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jerk off to get some post-nut clarity. Then make a list and find an investment professional.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go to Atlantic City and tell someone how to properly run a casino so they stay in the business and don't end up on reality TV

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Better idea: Convince a mob family he owes them a shitload of money and let the problem solve itself.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

95? I can outwork every human alive. I've developed an inhuman grip on my boot straps, pulling with a force that could pry the earth from the sun's gravitic grasp as is required to survive in 25. I'll make my own AI powered skynet variant to stop all this nonsense from happening with my knowledge of drones, programming and 3d printers. I'll even have time to frost my tips and see limp Bizkit play break stuff for the first time and make billions betting against Y2K being the apocalypse.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get dressed because I am assuming I was in bed sleeping, and back then, it was commando style

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't go to school get a job invest in Apple win big invest it all into Bitcoin / Nvidia and roll in a endless piles of cash.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

buy gold, apple stocks and don't go to the USA

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was already too late by then.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

But you could readily make yourself enough money to be part of the problem :D

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Full Terminator mode. The Zuck was only 11. The original Twitter twats were still in high school or college.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Bonus: you get to "Edge of Tomorrow"/"Groundhog Day" your mission - over multiple years - you can keep going back and adding to your list until you 'get it right'.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The price of something is only relevant in comparison to wages. First house I bought cost $16,000 and I could barely afford it.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably go place a few bets. There's this Stanford kid who seems pretty good a Golf, I bet he'll win a major or two.

1 year ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

a BLACK guy playing GOLF? my Gawd!!.... yes, you would win a lot of those bets that you place :)

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I would be so mad if i went back because I don't follow sports so any betting would literally just be like regular guess betting.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Obviously take a sports almanac with you.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I imagine even the least interested in sports people could name the odd superstar and you can bet on teenagers winning major tournaments at some point in their lives. Or you could bet on elections or stocks is just betting on companies.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fire up my pentium and play some Command & Conquer

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Throw that bitch out before she cheated on me..

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

If you knew then what you know now. Ouch.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get a vasectomy and a prostate checkup.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Find my mum and hug her.

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

wholesome

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, she died when I was 18, and I am still processing it at 38, not sure how wholesome that is. XD

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it's sad, but you have good priorities I think

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's cute that people think houses were cheap in the 90s. Cheaper than now, sure, but laughable to think they were as cheap as this is implying.

The 80s is when the insanity begin.

1 year ago | Likes 205 Dislikes 20

Ugh. My parents bought a house in 1994 for 90k the same house is now selling for 700k.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I believe what we are dealing with here is a literary technique called "hyperbole"

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well my parents were able to buy a house and have two kids and a ski boat in their twenties with no college degree, now the housing in the same city has skyrocketed so hi that I have friends going in on houses together just to afford a house and they have college degrees. I have a veterinarian friend who can't even afford a house and has roommates sooooooo

1 year ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

v

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

How dare you come at this with facts /s

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Facts are data. That there is a far too fast animation.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks Reagan

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Our memories are clouded by our nostalgia. Sure, life was simpler, but we were children. The world was still far from perfect.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My parents bought a house in 1999. The house is now worth 4x more than what they paid for. That's in Canada.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

https://www.huduser.gov/periodicals/ushmc/winter2001/histdat08.htm
People could use this as a comparison just need the minimum wage stats and we're good

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could have bought a 3 bedroom house for $50000 in 1998. In St. Petersburg, Florida. A friend bought one while he was a part time pizza delivery driver. He put down $2000. He found out, he could have put down less.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have to pick the right house.

Which areas were crap in the 90s that have been gentrified since?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I worked in mortgage for a number of years and while the mortgages weren't shocking, the interest rates on them were. I saw mortgages that I could swear were worse deals than just buying a house with a credit card lol.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A friend of mine's dad bought, along with his wife, 1 house and 3 brand new 60-80 square meter appartments in the middle of Oslo, Norway, city center in the late 90s on their newfound computer engineer master degree and architect bachelor degree. Sure they were decently educated, but you can't even buy a single apartment as newly educated couple without massive financial help from family etc today. Each of those appartment was bought for about 25k $, and recently sold for between 600-780k $

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(And as a p.s. I'm still trying to think what *was* cheap in the 1990s. All household goods, clothes and suchlike were at least 3-4 times more expensive relative to wages than they are nowadays: e.g. a decentish pair of jeans in the UK can be bought nowadays for about half the price - *actual* money - than I was paying in the mid-late 1990s.)

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

For sure. In the 70's you could still get a house for a fraction of real wages, but the interest rates were bonkers. If you go back to the 50's or 60's, you could get beach front property in Los Angeles for the price of a corvette. All those families are rich now.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dad bought a house in the 70s, which admittedly had very high interest rates, and his payment was 435 a month. Not cheap in the 70s

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Econowoe works against the incumbent, so I fully support spreading it now. Economics lessons suspended until they're in service of a government that is worth defending.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My parents bought their house in 95 for 20k.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My grandparents bought their 3 bedroom in a good location in 1974. It cost $7500. The neighbor's house- very similar, sold in 1986 for 70000

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My parents house was 80k back in 1979, and now it's being sold for 3,5 million. Yes interest was higher but you could just fucking save money for a few years and then be free from it. Or live on a rock for a few years to your pay caught up with it. It was so much easier back then

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You do know that 1979 wasn't in the 90s, right?

Jesus Christ...

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

my own place is about 8 times more worth than back in 95 and it's in a slow region. Same shit. Considering i wrote the year of theirs then maybe you can guess if i know or not. Or maybe i just thought you were too dense to realize without. Not that it helped, did it?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah, ditto for the UK. There was *no* minimum wage there in 1995.
When that was introduced in 1999 that was £3/hr if you were 18-21 and £3.60/hr if you were over 22 - £5,675 & £6,810 per year respectively.
The average house cost was around £75,000; 11x - 13x the minimum wage.

For 21+ nowadays that's £23,100 vs. £268,000; 11.6x the minimum wage.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

100%. And this photo looks closer to the 70s than the 90s.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

picture is ai generated, look at the hose or the license plate

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Ok... 100%. And this AI-generated image looks closer to the 70s than the 90s.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You telling me your garden hose doesnt exist in several dimensions at once, both tangible and intangible, simultaneously 50 feet and 300 feet? Psh...

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had a cell phone and an Internet connection at home in 1995. Most people I know tended to.

1 year ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 10

We were one of the first AT&T Cable internet customers & I found out they were routing SMB locally, so you could view EVERY CUSTOMERS shares

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I remember sending TONS of print jobs & copying every file I could find. Most were just pictures or saved HTML pages.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

no Wi-Fi though

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think we had just gotten our first answering machine around 1995.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got my first answering machine around 2002 in think?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had "internet" -- that is, we could connect to AOL/Prodigy. But cell phones were right out. Are you sure you're thinking the right year? I hate for you to realize that you're older than you think, but...I got my first cell phone around 2001/2002, and it was hardly something everyone had.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

To be fair, I lived in Maine in 1995. Even when I went back years later, cell service was spotty to non-existent.

But I don't think cells really became ubiquitous until the mid 2000s. Present, sure, but certainly not everywhere.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The first kid I knew at our school that had cell phone got it when we were in 8th grade, so that was in 1998. By 2000 they were so common that every one in my cohort had one.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You rich

1 year ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

Are you in Canada?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I am, and I had home internet in 1995. AOL ftw. Cell phones were still stupid expensive though. But the original commenter missed the point that dial up internet is not anywhere close to comparable to wifi.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

No; should I be?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I just found in the early days of the internet, canada got connected quicker. Just what I thought though, nothing to back that up.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sweden?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

perhaps FINLAND! Nokia, Ericsson

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea, Österbotten is also an alternative!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I find it extremely difficult to believe you had a cellular phone in 1995. Maybe a landline with radio handset, but a cell phone?

1 year ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 11

I bought my first phone a star tac in high school I was 16 I'd had multiple jobs at a time since I was nine. I mowed lawns had a paper route helped a painting company paint buildings in the summer all before I turned 13. I thought cell phones are the coolest thing so I bought one.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

94-95, mobile phone. Before that it was the NMT450 since like 1987-88.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The 2110 and 2010 came out in 1994. Ericsson had similarly-sized and -priced models but I can't remember the numbers. By 1995 you had the fucking RinGo.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yes, I had a cellular bag phone in the early '90s(around '92 or '93). Motorola started making them in 1988.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Before 2000 wasn't the dark ages: the dot-com bust was that year. Cell phone in 1990/91 here + internet connection at home a year or so later, following on from BBSs. (Cost per minute was ouchworthy...)
That was after university in the late 1980s using Sun Workstations (email, etc.) where the junior honours project was an OCR system using simulated neural nets followed by a distributed hypertext system in senior year (same year as Berners-Lee but he was right; protocol first, system later. : )

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Sunet!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend at the time (high school) had a Motorola MicroTAC 950. Her parents WERE 90's wealthy, but not rich. It was 'for emergencies'

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cell phones were all over the place in 1995. I had a summer job in a phone store in 1994 and we sold handheld Motorola and Ericsson phones. It was the era of bag phones and installed car phones, but the handhelds were starting to take off.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You and I remember cell phones in '95 very differently.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apparently so. Where did you live? Suburban Chicago here. It certainly wasn't like today where everyone has one, and I didn't personally have a phone until 1997. But we sold the original Motorola MicroTAC flip phone and an even tinier Ericsson phone in 1994.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nokia 1011 was released in 1993 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nokia_1011), so even GSM phones were already available. How widespread their use was, now that's a whole another kettle of fish.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

People definitely had cell phones in 1995. People were moving onto GSM by then, you could text.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

thanks!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ericsson 337 kid myself.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

divide by about 6 to get dollar/euro amount

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2G GSM started in 1990 so it's technically possible.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

NMT-900 was set up in 1987. Of course the phones were huge back then. Well, the batteries were.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, byGSM standards.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Technically possible, yes, but 90s (portable) cell phones came in bags larger than contemporary purses and weighed 16 lbs. They were owned by New York stock traders, coke dealers, and world leaders; that's about it.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

I don’t know about your networks, but we had them for almost everyone from 85-86

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So? No comment? Just ignorance?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmm, no.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

While I appreciate short and easy answers, yours is a bit too short.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0