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Mar 15, 2019 9:25 PM
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BrianBoyko
Moving to London in a month. WANT.
freakstate
No black pudding, rules out Scotland. So England?
OHPNTZ2015
Is your coffee indicating thar you are having an earthquake?
JustJimWillDo
No black pud?
EveryonesRaping
no blood sausage? heresy
EveryonesRaping
what's with the tomatoes? I get everything except tomatoes
Munchman347
Grilled or griddle fried tomatoes become soft and tasty. Nice tangy contrast with all the fatty meats... (;{)
Bui1derBB
Confused until I saw the HP bottle, Carry On England
JollyJokzr
I don't see anything you could put ketchup on
oldfart11
nice
missd
Why does your coffee have ripples?
ohthatsgangsta
where is this?
awagner13
Mate that looks average as fuck for something you pay for. Looks dope for something you make at home.
Roland191145
+1 for that delicious HP!
MarkH99
The only respectable brown sauce option
crunchyDANGERhaystacks
MarkPenrice
But boo for them moving production from Birmingham to the Netherlands.
SQYDS
Coffee indicates there is in fact a T-Rex nearby
DisorderlyChaos
Where’s the revolver?
xoverthirtyx
How much of that hour did you actually get to eat it?
chrishallett83
No black pudding, no sausage... At least you've got the HP!
thegraphiteknight
As an American who hates those kinds of beans: replace em with a waffle and add more bacon. Now we're talkin.
MarkPenrice
What kind of waffle, though?
gluttonygreedpridewrathslothlustenvy
stroopwafel
thegraphiteknight
I'm thinking Belgium. But anything fluffy is the tits
MarkPenrice
Fluffy waffle? ... though I was thinking more "Potato or sweet?".
3rdoption
The perfect breakfast to get you up and crashed on the couch the rest of the day.
MarkPenrice
Instead of moaning like a little bitch in bed all day, which you would be otherwise.
Komogi
looks delicious
SparklyPickle
What's going on with the coffee?
ZombieJonSnow
Wtf kind of hipster ass restaurant.....
MarkPenrice
Cafe, not restaurant. And it can't be that hipster - the chairs/tables all match, the walls aren't bare brick, and it's come on a plate...
agentarcher
Hard to believe a culture that eats beans for breakfast colonized so much of the world.
chrishallett83
They're very high in protein and easily digestible? Sounds like an excellent start to a day of imperialist colonisation if you ask me!
RestlessVagabond
And much easier to transport and cook aboard ships than live animals.
Munchman347
Well, they never ran out of gas... (;{)
bull79111
Eggs, sausages and bacon should come in at least multiples of twos.....and one mushroom wtf!
MarkPenrice
It IS a big one, mind. But the other points stand.
1874CheeseBeerFootball
Portobello mushroom. Fantastic.
WorkSafeBCsaysImNSFW
The steak of the mushroom kingdom!
Uhmatar
Noms!
gynonurseifixyourladybits
THAT'S what that is
TheMongolianGinger
I know! I thought they just ate burnt sausage patties this whole time! Glad to know they're practical as advertised.
australind
And where's the black pudding?
6mmLewis
And those tomatoes aren't even cooked!
DukePoozy
What’s the tall bottle of sauce?
UnrelatedStatement
When Michael Rostovtzeff emigrated to the United States, he had to prove that he was neither a Communist nor a Jew.
cansado
I was super confused by this comment and then I saw the username. Unrelated gotta unrelate.
MarkPenrice
Related: he could have done that by eating this. And it'd probably be allowed if he was Jewish as it'd be necessary for survival.
EveryonesRaping
doesn't everybody?
MarkPenrice
Vine tomatoes, beans in a ramekin, and something's gone terribly wrong with your cup of tea. Time to find a new caff.
MarkPenrice
On top of which, only one sausage, a minimal amount of bacon, and probably refrigerated butter supplied with racked (thus cold) toast...
MFDork
We need to rap about that toast holder: toast lays flat, to absorb the butter or jam. Otherwise you've got a classic there.
Laveaolous101
A toast rack holds plain toast. You take one and apply jam/butter to individual taste. It's intended to serve more than one.
4d69636861656c
That's the most pretentious English breakfast I've ever seen. Looks like it tasted good though
DanceFightingDog
Cherry tomatoes and baked beans in a bowl?!? How are you going to mop THAT up with a nice slice of buttered toast or two)?
maststick
Pour it out
DanceFightingDog
That response tells me you should never be allowed to have another Full English (or Irish) ever again. Bloody heathen... POUR IT OUT?!?
gingerwithasoull
First thought when I saw this was "this gotta be across the pond"
4d69636861656c
Mate.. that's some millennial hipster bullshit right there. Wheres the grease? Why are the beans potted? Why are the tomatoes vined?!
s8whiskey
I swear the Brits put HP sauce on everything breakfast related. Blows my mind.
TonyTonyChopp
I'm British and I don't have HP, but then I have never actually tried it.
maststick
The north has HP, the south has tommy K, but it’s not universal.
TiffaliciousA
What is HP sauce???
s8whiskey
It is it's own flavor for sure but almost like A1 for the Americans.
MidnightBreakfastClub
Tangy nirvana in a bottle.
Gengh1sKhant
It's like daddies, but better.
WhereDidTheLastHourGo
You might want to rephrase that.
jansenart
Except for the coffee...
MarkPenrice
Looks more like some kind of sludge. Something very wrong going on with it.
mynameisThaliaandnoidontsing
Maybe tea?
marsbaltz
DoNt LaY mY tOaSt DoWn
4d69636861656c
PuT mY BeANs In A pOt AnD KeEp ThE ToMaToEe On ThE ViNe
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ILoveMadKate
I'm sorry if this is a dumb question, but what is the significance of using upper and lower case letters in words?
MagicMaaaaaaaaan
Reference to a spongebob meme from a few months back: https://amp-knowyourmeme-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/mocking
ILoveMadKate
Thank you!
MagicMaaaaaaaaan
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BabyTink
Is that a toast holder??
kaytwit
I have one! After eating breakfast in London for a week with one on the table, I bought one as my English souvenir.
andiroo42
A toddler holster
DoingItWrongSince1980
No, it's a bike rack for tiny monkeys.
Gengh1sKhant
Yep - stops it getting soggy from the moisture release.
CallMeOldFashionedBut
It’s called a toast rack. But yes.
alabamaredhead
I thought those were for napkins lol
Emmyexley69
Nice rack
GlobularCloyster
It’s 2019 bruh we have everything
FatKontroller
Ilieoften
No, that’s a ketchup bottle
NullifiedMatrixEntry
.... Im getting one.... This is a thing now....
nanyatenyaa
For the last 20 years ive been making toast tents by carefully angling them together to stop them from getting soggy.
ScienceRad
Is that a burnt donut and a half-eaten sausage sticking out?
freakstate
That's a Portabello mushroom I believe, quite common in the UK
MarkPenrice
Otherwise known as a toast chiller :p
AdOculos
I was just thinking that - seems like it would get cold faster having both sides with large surface areas exposed!
deerhunter7979
And a sizable chunk of metal to act as a heat sink
IAmWAYTooOldForThisShite
that's the idea. not everyone likes soggy buttered toast.
MarkPenrice
I dunno what kind of uncomfortably humid hellhole you live in, but last time I had soggy toast it was because I spilt my tea. No rack needed
IAmWAYTooOldForThisShite
No, like if your toast is buttered too soon and the butter soaks in so the toast is no longer crisp. Thus the rack.
IAmWAYTooOldForThisShite
That uncomfortably humid hellhole? It was Albert Einstein.
TheBIFFALLO87
Here I am putting toast on a plate for 35 years like a poor person.
CallMeWhateverYouWantCallMeCrazy
Haven't heard about it. I'm a caveman.
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EvilDeadTed
Peasant.
SuperTacticalSandwich
Like some kind of savage
NuclearMonk
Looks like a "horizontal" wandered into the Imgur community everyone. You don't belong here, kid....now get out!
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
As a Mexican: at ay ay ándale ándale! What's next? A taco holder?
elmundilo
those ......do exist hahaha
Metatality
https://thetacotrail.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/1379545_10151713367752513_302175609_n.jpg
crawlspace
yes please, id love to keep the toppings in the taco....not spilled on the plate.
Anarchduke
then you should consider a more appropriate taco shell https://www.oldelpaso.com/products/stand-n-stuff-taco-shells-10-count