vudumommajuju
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At least grandma believes it
Send me your corniest jokes so I can stay on line for 9 hours a day.
Aug 20, 2019 7:00 PM
vudumommajuju
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Send me your corniest jokes so I can stay on line for 9 hours a day.
PhoenyxStar
Well I'm a web developer, so...
Retronyx
"You're wasting your life playing video games". *Spends 8 hours a day watching TV*
Rynestrm
I watch all my shows on the computer....streaming to my TV.
Pappy55
On a weekend i pull 16+ a day online watching pointless stuff on youtube and playing games. I need a life...
Flavonoidz
I don't watch TV because the TV is being used for YouTube
pcharles96
That about sums it up for me.
PrincessKuzco
I feel personally attacked
LumpkinPathos
me too
PurpleSkullGaming
Wait, you mean to tell me you get off? What a loser
DooksandPooks
You spend 8 hours online at work then 8 hours at home playing games/going online. Then 8 hours dreaming of dialup tones!
TheRealBatlord
Pete and Repete are on a boat. Pete jumps off the boat. Who's left on the boat?
vudumommajuju
TheRealBatlord
You antisocial son of a bitch!!!
tzahtman
I've also heard "I don't watch TV I just watch Netflix and YouTube on my laptop/pc".
NotTinyPancakes
I don't watch tv I just use youtube and imgur
ergine
Not watching TV is about not submitting to garbage shows and commercials. Not about being some healthy outdoors person or even a bookworm.
RTBackup
Totally me
Captainplanetmotherfucker
Corny Joke: Two men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
vudumommajuju
FrozenSTi
Marge is enjoying being able to see Homer's junk
NotTinyPancakes
So si Homer
cakeyay
Sensino
Only 8? Rookie numbers!
MartynMage
Right? C'mon now.
garlickygarlic
Gotta pump those numbers up!
IrwinFireson
HAHA! Yup
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
8 hours....
XedtheRed
But When I'm online I'm generally doing something, and not just mindlessly staring at a screen
Denamic
Yeah. 8 hours. Sure.
abundantbadgers
"Oh and Netflix and Hulu and Amazon prime video"
wyatt8740
I actually don't watch TV
wyatt8740
Not even shows
abundantbadgers
Congrats
chaaaaals
I'm in this post and I don't like it
NotTinyPancakes
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Sfinski
Lol, only 8 hours.
IspeakGif
happydayzgoby
Well spent time for another ride
samsonsimson
*on IMGUR.
Keeban
CmfMttnPpl
This is me except I dont play video games
TwoSpeedTony
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
baby don't wake me
smellsmiketeenspirit
baby don't wake me