Samerman
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Mar 6, 2016 2:04 AM
Samerman
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Ikindaforgotmyusername
Is everyone going to ignore how much work it's gonna be to get all the peas out of the sink?
QtheWarlock
Upvote for chewie
WellBehavedZombie
I don't carrot all about who peed in the sink.
BritanySuthar77
And then they will "prey" on the animal
juanchits
What's with the tree eye and the slice of pie in #3? I'm guessing it's one of those artists that always adds a personal mark on his works...
AweYissMuthaFuckinPajamaPants
http://imgur.com/bmgQuD3
Whowilliam
Eat my upvote, fuck you
TacoDan2645
Got any more cornyc jokes? I'm all ears.
Samerman
Ugh +1
fiddlewheelx
http://imgur.com/MfrcthT
bhaail
So #2? My snake done want nun rabbits mongol? >. <
tropicalsunfish
Haha I'm drunk and I thought "my snake don't want a nun unless you've got albino rabbits Attila the Hun"
NoWayAnyoneHasRegisteredThisUsername
TUMBLR REACTION.
anallaser
I dont get the lion one
yodadude
A farmer is a man out standing in his field
robeartoe
Fuck +1
AnEndlessFractal
Sweet dreams are made of teaaa...
BarbaricTendencies
#3?
Samerman
Prey means food for something else. Pray means talking to God. The lions are holding hands as though they are about to bless their food 1/2
Samerman
And then they will "prey" on the animal
LunarApocalypse
That's a lot of wasted peas
IWatchYouFap
*TRIES TO FIGHT IT*....screw it...WHO AM I TO DISAGREE. I TRAVELED THE WORLD AND THE SEVEN SEAS!
detriceru
Bigelow's Sweet Dreams is my absolute favorite tea of all time!
irritabletom
A termite walked into a pub and asked, "Is the bar tender here?"
incaseiwannacomment
And?
irritabletom
That's it. That is the entire joke. You'll figure it out.
TreeSlippity
I like these kind of silly jokes.
flatdeer
These predominate in my family. Anyone who doesn't enjoy them doesn't have dinner with us more than once.
Demoncptn426
I am a masochist. So I love the PUNishment ;)
Redandpurpleunicorns
And the PUNchlines too I bet ;)
incaseiwannacomment
PUNCHlines
nowarranty
Sweet dreams are made of teas who had a mind to deny the leaves.
Palesalad
Dad?
Munchman347
Cannibal, 'One who passes his neighbors in the woods'...
tomzombie
http://niceonedad.com/
justyouraverageaussiegirl
I love puns so so much
Samerman
Who doesnt
byeontae
Who am I to teasagree
SonicDH
I knew someone was singing with me.
BANANAFLAKE
Travel the world and seven teas.
blikembe
Everybody's looking for some tea
bootsirc
Everybody is looking for sometea.
mydamnkidsdontthinkimfunny
A cannibal showed up late to the dinner party; they gave him the cold shoulder.
ForeveraKritik
He was just jealous; the cannibal that showed up early got a big hand.
HeadingWest
When they were done someone asked "so. Who's for dessert?"
pmgllc
Appropriate username for that dad pun.
Samerman
Haha I tell this one all the time
capnsebastian
You would!
IBinPainting
Take my upvote and go fuck yourself.
ThisIsMadeUp
Over reacting to some clever puns? Wow that's original.
IBinPainting
Take my downvote and go fuck yourself.
ThisIsMadeUp
Nice one
DarthDeadpool
I plan to.
TOTOAFRICA
You're username is pretty awesome, +1
Rokholt
I would actually want to see that :/
Rokholt
The Darth Deadpool you perv
Rekthobo
Take my downvote for the thicker side...