hitshappens
63746
1086
110
We all know we need a wall, but recent information leads me to believe that we may need to abandon the Mexican wall right now in favor of a different wall. "How can that be" you must be shouting "Obviously the Mexican border is super important to protect! Those guys are bringing in tacos and drugs and stuff!"
Well I have good reason to believe we need to build a wall elsewhere before we begin construction on the Mexico wall.
This is a recent photo of the special ops from our true enemy. Our real enemy is protecting something unholy and disgusting, and we need to do everything we can to contain and stop it. Here we see them performing some sort of raid or something. I don't really know, the photo doesn't have anything to do with the real problem.
Banana pizza! The god damn Swedes have invented this monstrosity and it needs to be contained. I propose that before we build the wall with Mexico, we need to build a wall around Sweden so the rest of the world is never subject to the disgusting disgrace that is banana pizza. Everyone come together and make sure our Trump knows about this so this issue can be promptly dealt with!
Comrades! Ensure Trump knows of this danger! Sign the petition! https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/build-wall-around-sweden-instead-mexico
Jackofall
As a Swede I confess this is true. We will eat it and the one with pineapple AND the one with filet of pork with bearneise sauce.
MordorTheUnforgiving
As a Dane Ive been saying this for years but for unrelated issues (No, racists, its the weird pasty ones i want to keep in not the muslims)
Cashten
Banana pizza with chicken, curry and pineapple is fucking glorious!
Imademyusernamelikeyoucreazyguysdoyours
i favored this just because of the banana Pizza. no idea what the rest says
DaggersNscarS
What the fuck... this is improper use of scale. This is sacrilege. Somebody needs to burn for this!
Innoculo
Being from Texas. If we can get a wall with Mexico I'll eat one of these pizzas.
catznstuff
Once California introduced the pineapple pizza banana was inevitable
halfhumanhalfpie
Just to clarify; this pizza is also 'curried'
Heeeyyoooo
More plot twist than an M. Night Shamalamadingdong movie
MightyDogFart
I'm genuinely curious how that tastes like... Like pizza and banana I guess, but still...
09843275932175029753
It taste okay. Got the idea from the Doug cartoon.
SpaceISIS
Recently went to a pizza shop that offered raisins on the pizza. Raisins. Such an abomination
trollingworld
Good lord
idontwantagoodusername
That's not OK
SmokinGuac
BisonMooseDuck
That's not natural
Ostarara
Hear me out it here: Banana and curry on a pizza sounds like i monstrosity. I know. But it is really really tasty
MahtavaJanne
Fuck off with your walls america, or wall yourself comletedly so we can fill it with water
MahtavaJanne
Completedly*
krapmyself
Do you think 2 or 3 generations from now people will be watching a remarkable historical where the wall is taken down, kinda like in berlin?
dovahndoge
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/build-wall-around-sweden-instead-mexico
dovahndoge
spam the link everywhere im second who will be third
Macynist
Good idea, we'll need only 300km of wall of we're prepared to isolate Finland and Norway with them
kozmo403
Have you actually had it? Might be good...
atleastIwasnt36
Commie!
hitshappens
That's treason talk. We don't accept that sort of thing here.
JackalopeElope
https://d1ai9qtk9p41kl.cloudfront.net/assets/mc/mwelch/2011_06/WithUsOrAgainstUs.gif
StabbyMcMurder
Dear lord. The swedes are an incredibly perverted peoples. Who knew?
NowDoThatVoodooThatYouDo
I thought the Danes were the pervs.
DinkyDamn
As a Swede.. I had nothing to do with this diabolic crap! Neither have i ever seen em in my town :|
hitshappens
It doesn't matter! Some of your friends could be endorsing this. All of you must be walled in!
SupermonkeyKevinkieSpaceyChan
I learned about banana pizza from Doug Funnie.
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
Is Doug Funnie in any way related to Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
fluxbiota
Thanks for that! I knew I saw it a cartoon but couldn't remember which one :)
myr14d
Jesus fuck. Forget the wall. Sweden needs to be cleansed with nuclear fire.
Felextheminimal
Iceland tried to smoke them out few years ago...just didn't pump the bellows enough I guess
Hedningen
Whoever invented the bananpizza is like a modern hitler, please dont blame all us swedes :(
mrawzzome
Buu..but its soo tasty :( (Sad swede)
iWipeMyAssStandingUpHowAboutYou
i am a swede and my favorite pizza since i was 5 is "tutti frutti" it had curry, pineapple and bananas on it and it is great. 1/2
iWipeMyAssStandingUpHowAboutYou
has* damnit. although most places name it something other than tutti frutti now. i still say tutti frutti when ordering it though.
iWipeMyAssStandingUpHowAboutYou
if you talk bad about tutti frutti then i have no choice but to hop in my boat and pillage your entire country. 2/2
WhitePhoenix
Pineapple on pizza is the best. FITE ME BRO
Trollslegur
http://imgur.com/MPpqZcH
TheUltimatePunMaster
Pineapple and habanero. First you get the sweet, then you get kicked in the face by the spice
Ilovehamandpineapplepizza
Yes it is
loveplusultra
you irrelevant fucker, WE NEED TO FOCUS ON THE REAL PROBLEM HERE!
bobbobberson12
You have my sword....
Yosswell
And MY axe!
Yosswell
hitshappens
I too am a pineapple pizza eater, but banana on pizza? This is an unacceptable travesty
tottrick
Okay everyone I'm Swedish. And that is bloody amazing and tastes fantastic!
StabbyMcMurder
Back behind the wall with you
Trollslegur
http://imgur.com/vVyNcDV
hitshappens
I hope you're ready for the wall, because you're staying inside of it
GhostsofAcid
As long as there's pizza, I'm game!
Leokes
I.....I kind of want to try it...maybe
TheAdventuresofStealy
I don't have high hopes but I'm kind of interested now.
MicrowaveSafe
Honestly I think it sounds like it would be better than pineapple pizza.
Davedavedavedavedave
P...put pineapple on it.
Rizen415
Fucking ewww!
Eanikran
the enemy of my enemy is my friend
icantevenhandlethisman
ToxicPineapple
Fuck no I don't want anything to do with that shit.
MenagerieManager
Heathen!
Ilovehamandpineapplepizza
Even that's going too far sir
howuuuuudoin
Trollslegur
http://imgur.com/MPpqZcH
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
ThePessimisticPenguin
iWipeMyAssStandingUpHowAboutYou
i made a comment here about my favorite pizza called tutti frutti which has curry, banana and pineapple. it is the fucking bomb. 1/2
iWipeMyAssStandingUpHowAboutYou
and im a swede who is right now preparing my ship so i can sail to OPs house and make a mug out of his skull for shaming my beloved pizza.
TubaBandito
See I was all against this pizza but I'm in favor of violence for petty reasons. I'm torn.
iWipeMyAssStandingUpHowAboutYou
"petty"? this pizza is holy how dare you...
TubaBandito
whytebeard
Even though I'm cool with pineapple on my pizza, this is a good joke. +1
OfficialUsernameChecker
Fucking dave
blackburrd
Why do people hate pineapple on pizza, it's one of my favorite toppings
MenagerieManager
It's not a topping. It's a fruit. That is to be eaten raw. You uncultured swine!
Radix865
You obviously know nothing about cooking...
hitshappens
http://cms.hostelbookers.com/hbblog/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2012/07/Swedish-Banana-Pineapple-Pizza.jpg
DefinitelyNotTippster
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DatDudeMate
I just threw up a little
Ifixthingsthatdestroyotherthings
That's just wrong... everyone knows you use pineapple chunks, not whole rings
StabbyMcMurder
BythepowerofchristIamtheLaderlappen
Like little buttholes with gaping buttholes
bigpapaike
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
Now substitute the tomato sauce for strawberry puree, and shape the dough into a hurricane glass.
TouchThaFishyyy
And freeze it, too.
iWipeMyAssStandingUpHowAboutYou
that's a bad example of a tutti frutti pizza and framkly you should be bloody ashamed of yourself.
iWipeMyAssStandingUpHowAboutYou
here's a real example: http://pizzeriakrysset.se/Pizzor/tropikana%20(2).jpeg this pizzeria calls it a tropicana though so fuck them.
Davedavedavedavedave
Now take the banana off.
AboutasSnappyasaZipper
CaptainObvious3000
This I can get behind
916guitarded
Building the wall will cost 10 billion, annual strain of illegal immigration, 100 billion
CaptainObvious3000
Not arguing the actual wall either. Just saying I can get behind ridding the world of this clusterfuck of a pizza lol
whytebeard
A wall you can get behind?
CaptainObvious3000
Getting rid of this monstrosity of a pizza at all costs lol
MissDashLisa
Down voted cause I thought you were like"yeah banana... On pizza" but then I had to change it to upvote cause you were like"nope nopeity"
CaptainObvious3000
What kind of monster would think of such a horrible excuse for food? Haha
MissDashLisa
Normally the answer to that question is "Americans" but we're in the clear this time.We'll just stick to our deep fried butter& Kraft single