We need to talk about the wall

Feb 8, 2017 9:17 PM

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We all know we need a wall, but recent information leads me to believe that we may need to abandon the Mexican wall right now in favor of a different wall. "How can that be" you must be shouting "Obviously the Mexican border is super important to protect! Those guys are bringing in tacos and drugs and stuff!"

Well I have good reason to believe we need to build a wall elsewhere before we begin construction on the Mexico wall.

This is a recent photo of the special ops from our true enemy. Our real enemy is protecting something unholy and disgusting, and we need to do everything we can to contain and stop it. Here we see them performing some sort of raid or something. I don't really know, the photo doesn't have anything to do with the real problem.

Banana pizza! The god damn Swedes have invented this monstrosity and it needs to be contained. I propose that before we build the wall with Mexico, we need to build a wall around Sweden so the rest of the world is never subject to the disgusting disgrace that is banana pizza. Everyone come together and make sure our Trump knows about this so this issue can be promptly dealt with!

Comrades! Ensure Trump knows of this danger! Sign the petition! https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/build-wall-around-sweden-instead-mexico

As a Swede I confess this is true. We will eat it and the one with pineapple AND the one with filet of pork with bearneise sauce.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Dane Ive been saying this for years but for unrelated issues (No, racists, its the weird pasty ones i want to keep in not the muslims)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Banana pizza with chicken, curry and pineapple is fucking glorious!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

i favored this just because of the banana Pizza. no idea what the rest says

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the fuck... this is improper use of scale. This is sacrilege. Somebody needs to burn for this!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Being from Texas. If we can get a wall with Mexico I'll eat one of these pizzas.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Once California introduced the pineapple pizza banana was inevitable

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just to clarify; this pizza is also 'curried'

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

More plot twist than an M. Night Shamalamadingdong movie

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm genuinely curious how that tastes like... Like pizza and banana I guess, but still...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It taste okay. Got the idea from the Doug cartoon.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Recently went to a pizza shop that offered raisins on the pizza. Raisins. Such an abomination

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good lord

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not OK

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's not natural

9 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

Hear me out it here: Banana and curry on a pizza sounds like i monstrosity. I know. But it is really really tasty

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck off with your walls america, or wall yourself comletedly so we can fill it with water

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Completedly*

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you think 2 or 3 generations from now people will be watching a remarkable historical where the wall is taken down, kinda like in berlin?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/build-wall-around-sweden-instead-mexico

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

spam the link everywhere im second who will be third

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good idea, we'll need only 300km of wall of we're prepared to isolate Finland and Norway with them

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Have you actually had it? Might be good...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Commie!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's treason talk. We don't accept that sort of thing here.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Dear lord. The swedes are an incredibly perverted peoples. Who knew?

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I thought the Danes were the pervs.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a Swede.. I had nothing to do with this diabolic crap! Neither have i ever seen em in my town :|

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It doesn't matter! Some of your friends could be endorsing this. All of you must be walled in!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I learned about banana pizza from Doug Funnie.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Is Doug Funnie in any way related to Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thanks for that! I knew I saw it a cartoon but couldn't remember which one :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus fuck. Forget the wall. Sweden needs to be cleansed with nuclear fire.

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Iceland tried to smoke them out few years ago...just didn't pump the bellows enough I guess

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whoever invented the bananpizza is like a modern hitler, please dont blame all us swedes :(

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Buu..but its soo tasty :( (Sad swede)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i am a swede and my favorite pizza since i was 5 is "tutti frutti" it had curry, pineapple and bananas on it and it is great. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

has* damnit. although most places name it something other than tutti frutti now. i still say tutti frutti when ordering it though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if you talk bad about tutti frutti then i have no choice but to hop in my boat and pillage your entire country. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pineapple on pizza is the best. FITE ME BRO

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 6

Pineapple and habanero. First you get the sweet, then you get kicked in the face by the spice

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes it is

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you irrelevant fucker, WE NEED TO FOCUS ON THE REAL PROBLEM HERE!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You have my sword....

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And MY axe!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I too am a pineapple pizza eater, but banana on pizza? This is an unacceptable travesty

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Okay everyone I'm Swedish. And that is bloody amazing and tastes fantastic!

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 6

Back behind the wall with you

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I hope you're ready for the wall, because you're staying inside of it

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

As long as there's pizza, I'm game!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I.....I kind of want to try it...maybe

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't have high hopes but I'm kind of interested now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly I think it sounds like it would be better than pineapple pizza.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

P...put pineapple on it.

9 years ago | Likes 246 Dislikes 12

Fucking ewww!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the enemy of my enemy is my friend

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck no I don't want anything to do with that shit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heathen!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even that's going too far sir

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i made a comment here about my favorite pizza called tutti frutti which has curry, banana and pineapple. it is the fucking bomb. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

and im a swede who is right now preparing my ship so i can sail to OPs house and make a mug out of his skull for shaming my beloved pizza.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

See I was all against this pizza but I'm in favor of violence for petty reasons. I'm torn.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"petty"? this pizza is holy how dare you...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Even though I'm cool with pineapple on my pizza, this is a good joke. +1

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Fucking dave

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do people hate pineapple on pizza, it's one of my favorite toppings

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not a topping. It's a fruit. That is to be eaten raw. You uncultured swine!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You obviously know nothing about cooking...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just threw up a little

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That's just wrong... everyone knows you use pineapple chunks, not whole rings

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like little buttholes with gaping buttholes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now substitute the tomato sauce for strawberry puree, and shape the dough into a hurricane glass.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And freeze it, too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's a bad example of a tutti frutti pizza and framkly you should be bloody ashamed of yourself.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

here's a real example: http://pizzeriakrysset.se/Pizzor/tropikana%20(2).jpeg this pizzeria calls it a tropicana though so fuck them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now take the banana off.

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

This I can get behind

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Building the wall will cost 10 billion, annual strain of illegal immigration, 100 billion

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not arguing the actual wall either. Just saying I can get behind ridding the world of this clusterfuck of a pizza lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A wall you can get behind?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Getting rid of this monstrosity of a pizza at all costs lol

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Down voted cause I thought you were like"yeah banana... On pizza" but then I had to change it to upvote cause you were like"nope nopeity"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What kind of monster would think of such a horrible excuse for food? Haha

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Normally the answer to that question is "Americans" but we're in the clear this time.We'll just stick to our deep fried butter& Kraft single

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0