Jan 22, 2018 12:16 AM
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melindarae
Of course Tom Hiddleston should be the British ambassador for all British men.
criggie
Curious the males have nationalities, the females have hair colours.
BuddyAboot
QueenOfGotham
Im actually crying from laughing so hard
Boom365
miyabi82
Yup it sounds like something Loki would do
goste
Nothing like a casual bit of xenophobia.
MusculusGluteusIV
Holy shit. A "fresh" joke nobody ever heard in the last 80 years or so.
datfandomdoe
Man. I'm drunk, I'm not reading all this. Upvoted anyway
SirPowder
Hon hon hon
StolenDonuts
Though that brunette is smokin'.
thornus67
My toaster laughed heartily at this joke.
Chikanboo
I think you have a mimic
EatSleepProcrastinateRepeat
+1 for tom hiddleston at the end <3
IDrinkTeaInBritish
*laughs in british*
NOproblemguy
Then the german comes in and asks rhem for their tickets
ImOnlyHereToFap
So, Englishmen hit like a french girl?
MisforMancy
HowCanIJoinTheEvilLeagueOfEvil
Your father was a hamster!
Threadsofsanity
Mother*
pookieeatworld
*Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!!
Akurei00
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
Shamwowser
It's mother, father smelt of elderberries, basically your mom's a whore and your dad's an alcoholic.
Apocallama
And your mother smelled of Elderberries!
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
So his dad was a whore and his mother an alcoholic?
kidsarestupid
This was on Reddit like a month ago, stop recycling bullshit that's never funny in the first place
[deleted]
I meant this joke in particular, you fucking idiot
DukeDarkwood
So did I. It was a good joke.
No it wasn't
And you're allowed to think that, just as I'm allowed to think it was funny. Everyone's got their own tastes.
catpr0m
What a shitty joke.
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
*sips tea happily*
ght2v1
Weak joke but good effort
Uhxohr
There is absolutely 0 effort involved in reposting something that is posted every single month here...
MrPhreak
SinisterIcyBlackHandOfDeath
laughs haughtily, in French style.
BallerinaOfMemes
*Laughs in surrender*
DerelictTwitterCrash
Perfide Albion !
EndersStoof
hon hon oui oui french baguette.
BothBothBothBothisgood
HONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHO
HULKSMASHMOUTH
Ah hon hon!
ArtOzz
*waits for tunnel and slaps you*
FSharpBFlatulent
Thisusernameisalreadyinyouse
HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
SirDankShrek
Tel le vil personnage que tu es, fanfaron !
SuperTacticalSandwich
Honhonhon
Amaryill
As a french dude... WHY ARE YOU DOING HON HON ??!
napalmpriestess
In early America, when cartoons were racist,that's how Frenchmen were portrayed to laugh.As an adult I realize it is wrong, still funny tho.
idkwhyiask
Ehh scusy
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
rrlyrae
https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JeaRCE3bRBkhsUE/giphy.gif
AZGrowler
https://youtu.be/-r7dveDEv-I
Tsamane
https://youtu.be/dIDfCBE1o-U
imdonewithpickingusernames
*laughs in baguette*
Grudgebearingmidget
The laugh goes Hon Hon Hon
Letmeeatyourassplz
And a po po podolodo
SkyrimForTheDragons
Sometimes Le Ha Le Ha Le Hah
APinkDragon
Or the occasion Le Hon Le Hon Le Hon
goingtochipotlewitharistotle
Funny how gender can be assumed based on words used for hair color.
I cannot speak for 'brunette', but guess the difference (in meaning) between 'blond' and 'blonde'.
TanithRosenbaum
This joke is so old they're probably all dead by now. XD Still, +1
averagelonelyguy
Haha. Ok this is how we laugh. No one in France say hon hon. Also I'm pretty sure English people say croissant and baguette more than us
SnazzyLittleUpvoteWhore
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE: Wait for the punchline!!!!!!!!!
labouka
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Even some of the top comments are the exact same than the last time it was posted. Imgur loves originality.
seliqui
So you're saying that english men slap like a girls?
Ujjio
an4on7Villain
Only French people think it's possible to slap like a man
TheIrish0ne
as an Irishman I appreciate this comment more than you know.
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
I found froggy
toxicchili
or french girls slap like men.
ConcernedPansexual
I mean they have all that practice
puptownfunk
You wish you could slap like us.
StonesSteiner
nirach
I like to think it's smart. If you're the only other man and you punch the other man, you're the obvious one. Slap him, though, not so much.
ForestTrump
You should come to Yorkshire, where men are men, and so are quite a lot of the women.
SuicidalRubberDucky
v
brusilov
By girls, are you insinuaring that these 2 ladies don't slap like real women?
billybobthorton1
Are you kidding me, a good female friend of mine slapped a dude in high school(that is a girl) so hard it literally shut up everyone 1/
up in the court yard. We are talking 300+ ppl at lunch time. It was THAT loud. 3 hours later you could STILL see her hand print clearly. Oww
ActivateMyAlucard
Fuck that chick. Good reference tho
rabbiebabbie
I see what you're doing there
iliketostayhome
So you're saying that most people are stupid and won't catch on as you have? You're saying you are smarter than most imgurians?
PunkassUnicorn
https://imgur.com/JIP05jK
You gotta make an obvious reference to lobster culture or people are gonna get confused and take you seriously apparently
ElynaerDeiros
Holy shit people are clueless, +1 good sir.
<3
SexyLearningDisability
He said "I see what you're doing there"
We are meme'ing, good sir. 'Tis all in jest ;)
https://youtu.be/68flntBeKoY
OscarTopping
Like you'd understand etiquette, bloody immigrant
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
Woah there buddy, talk about slapping like a girl
Lol nice
SkeletonsNeedLoveToo
remember guys when you slap someone don't slap them too hard. We want to be polite after all.
nominaltoactual2
And remember to rub it afterwards..
Insertnewusernamehere
Tres bein!
https://lparchive.org/Persona-3/Update%2015/37-Persona3-13-140.jpg
TheMellowPeril
Not sure what a “bein” is, but if there are three, shouldn’t it be “beins”?
Autocorrect.. my bad
rshini
'Bein' means 'good'
C12H22O11
Bien means good, bein means nothing, it’s incorrect
ah, thanks - I had misread.
melindarae
Of course Tom Hiddleston should be the British ambassador for all British men.
criggie
Curious the males have nationalities, the females have hair colours.
BuddyAboot
QueenOfGotham
Im actually crying from laughing so hard
Boom365
miyabi82
Yup it sounds like something Loki would do
goste
Nothing like a casual bit of xenophobia.
MusculusGluteusIV
Holy shit. A "fresh" joke nobody ever heard in the last 80 years or so.
datfandomdoe
Man. I'm drunk, I'm not reading all this. Upvoted anyway
SirPowder
Hon hon hon
StolenDonuts
Though that brunette is smokin'.
thornus67
My toaster laughed heartily at this joke.
Chikanboo
I think you have a mimic
EatSleepProcrastinateRepeat
+1 for tom hiddleston at the end <3
IDrinkTeaInBritish
*laughs in british*
NOproblemguy
Then the german comes in and asks rhem for their tickets
ImOnlyHereToFap
So, Englishmen hit like a french girl?
MisforMancy
HowCanIJoinTheEvilLeagueOfEvil
Threadsofsanity
Mother*
pookieeatworld
*Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!!
Akurei00
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
Shamwowser
It's mother, father smelt of elderberries, basically your mom's a whore and your dad's an alcoholic.
Apocallama
And your mother smelled of Elderberries!
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
So his dad was a whore and his mother an alcoholic?
kidsarestupid
This was on Reddit like a month ago, stop recycling bullshit that's never funny in the first place
[deleted]
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kidsarestupid
I meant this joke in particular, you fucking idiot
DukeDarkwood
So did I. It was a good joke.
kidsarestupid
No it wasn't
DukeDarkwood
And you're allowed to think that, just as I'm allowed to think it was funny. Everyone's got their own tastes.
catpr0m
What a shitty joke.
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
*sips tea happily*
ght2v1
Weak joke but good effort
Uhxohr
There is absolutely 0 effort involved in reposting something that is posted every single month here...
MrPhreak
SinisterIcyBlackHandOfDeath
laughs haughtily, in French style.
BallerinaOfMemes
*Laughs in surrender*
DerelictTwitterCrash
Perfide Albion !
EndersStoof
hon hon oui oui french baguette.
BothBothBothBothisgood
HONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHO
HULKSMASHMOUTH
Ah hon hon!
ArtOzz
*waits for tunnel and slaps you*
FSharpBFlatulent
Thisusernameisalreadyinyouse
HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
SirDankShrek
Tel le vil personnage que tu es, fanfaron !
SuperTacticalSandwich
Honhonhon
Amaryill
As a french dude... WHY ARE YOU DOING HON HON ??!
napalmpriestess
In early America, when cartoons were racist,that's how Frenchmen were portrayed to laugh.As an adult I realize it is wrong, still funny tho.
idkwhyiask
Ehh scusy
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
rrlyrae
https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JeaRCE3bRBkhsUE/giphy.gif
AZGrowler
https://youtu.be/-r7dveDEv-I
Tsamane
https://youtu.be/dIDfCBE1o-U
imdonewithpickingusernames
*laughs in baguette*
Grudgebearingmidget
napalmpriestess
The laugh goes Hon Hon Hon
Letmeeatyourassplz
And a po po podolodo
SkyrimForTheDragons
Sometimes Le Ha Le Ha Le Hah
APinkDragon
Or the occasion Le Hon Le Hon Le Hon
goingtochipotlewitharistotle
Funny how gender can be assumed based on words used for hair color.
DukeDarkwood
I cannot speak for 'brunette', but guess the difference (in meaning) between 'blond' and 'blonde'.
TanithRosenbaum
This joke is so old they're probably all dead by now. XD Still, +1
averagelonelyguy
Haha. Ok this is how we laugh. No one in France say hon hon. Also I'm pretty sure English people say croissant and baguette more than us
SnazzyLittleUpvoteWhore
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE: Wait for the punchline!!!!!!!!!
labouka
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Uhxohr
Even some of the top comments are the exact same than the last time it was posted. Imgur loves originality.
seliqui
So you're saying that english men slap like a girls?
Ujjio
an4on7Villain
Only French people think it's possible to slap like a man
TheIrish0ne
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
I found froggy
toxicchili
or french girls slap like men.
ConcernedPansexual
I mean they have all that practice
puptownfunk
You wish you could slap like us.
StonesSteiner
nirach
I like to think it's smart. If you're the only other man and you punch the other man, you're the obvious one. Slap him, though, not so much.
ForestTrump
You should come to Yorkshire, where men are men, and so are quite a lot of the women.
SuicidalRubberDucky
brusilov
By girls, are you insinuaring that these 2 ladies don't slap like real women?
billybobthorton1
Are you kidding me, a good female friend of mine slapped a dude in high school(that is a girl) so hard it literally shut up everyone 1/
billybobthorton1
up in the court yard. We are talking 300+ ppl at lunch time. It was THAT loud. 3 hours later you could STILL see her hand print clearly. Oww
ActivateMyAlucard
Fuck that chick. Good reference tho
rabbiebabbie
I see what you're doing there
iliketostayhome
So you're saying that most people are stupid and won't catch on as you have? You're saying you are smarter than most imgurians?
PunkassUnicorn
https://imgur.com/JIP05jK
rabbiebabbie
You gotta make an obvious reference to lobster culture or people are gonna get confused and take you seriously apparently
ElynaerDeiros
Holy shit people are clueless, +1 good sir.
iliketostayhome
<3
SexyLearningDisability
He said "I see what you're doing there"
iliketostayhome
We are meme'ing, good sir. 'Tis all in jest ;)
iliketostayhome
https://youtu.be/68flntBeKoY
OscarTopping
Like you'd understand etiquette, bloody immigrant
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
Woah there buddy, talk about slapping like a girl
rabbiebabbie
Lol nice
SkeletonsNeedLoveToo
remember guys when you slap someone don't slap them too hard. We want to be polite after all.
nominaltoactual2
And remember to rub it afterwards..
Insertnewusernamehere
Tres bein!
DukeDarkwood
https://lparchive.org/Persona-3/Update%2015/37-Persona3-13-140.jpg
TheMellowPeril
Not sure what a “bein” is, but if there are three, shouldn’t it be “beins”?
Insertnewusernamehere
Autocorrect.. my bad
rshini
'Bein' means 'good'
C12H22O11
Bien means good, bein means nothing, it’s incorrect
rshini
ah, thanks - I had misread.