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Jan 9, 2017 11:25 PM
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rancidass89
Can someone rewrite this meme without broken english?
ALaw0616
Smart kiddo!
Nanaashi
Someone posted to 9gag instead of Facebook. Someone else reposted that 9gag to Imgur.
boogersweretasty
My friend's nickname was Hamster growing up because she used to store food in her cheeks. Her mom had to scoop it out.
esterchestermin
"Hah" *upvotes* sees "via 9gag.com" *downvotes*
KhioneNix
ImBatmanOG
circlebreaker
Fuck 9gag
MethPandaVII
This has been saved on my phone for months
AGloomyYou
I once hollowed out a sister Schubert roll, flipped it over, put all of my English peas in it, and carefully flipped it back. (1/2)
AGloomyYou
My mom caught me but she was too awed to be upset about it (2/2)
tdstar
Eau de Elderberry?
markadamhfx
I upvoted. I didn't catch the 9gag tag until I read some comments. Fuck.
JohnnyEnglishReborn
How could you not notice her plump cheeks
ScaryFairy
Most 3 year olds already have plump cheeks
AvishPrime
You don't have children, do you?
Ixadias
I used to hide them in my socks, up sleeves, in pockets, etc. Then hide them, or go to the bathroom and flush em. I fucking HATED carrots.
LadyWidebottom
My kid stuffed a whole rasher of bacon in her mouth, and then spat out all the white parts afterwards.
rudejohn
For Americans: apparently a rasher of bacon is a synonym of a "strip of bacon." http://www.dictionary.com/browse/rasher
laurendominick
SergioHoffman
One of my students would sneak his vegetables in his pockets . They got pretty rank!
JayEnfield
When I was little, I won a hot pepper eating contest against my dad this way.
CommunismIsJustARedHerring
I think what you meant to say was kids do the grossest things. Children are vile.
MukieK
It's in their contract.
azarlea
Is this her?
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Derwegdeswarheit
I'd bet it
orangatuan
Who needs cheeks to store food? Thats what beards are for.
Moljnir
I'm not even mad at the retard grammar. That's... Impressive.
mizekel
I'd think just eating them normally wouldn't be as bad as storing them and having to taste them for that long, even with the ice cream.
FindusSomKatten
she doesn't like carrots it's less about the taste and more about the principle
Spiderkeegan
Obligatory
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GINGERPOWER4917
Doing God's work
RonBurgundySayingIDontBelieveYou
TheGiantTater
BarlicGread
I enjoy jack sparrow
sweaterrarium
Captain Jack Sparrow!
CasuallyMasturbatingInPublic
Damn fucking right my man
Spiderkeegan
Amen my man with a very relevant username.
TheStormTrooperThatHitsItsHeadOnAllTheTallerPartsOfTheDeathStar
Yeah, you said it @FuckOff9gag
RevanTheJedi
I never understood how can someone not like carrots and other vegetables. Also, why kids in american films always hate broccoli?
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
Kektimus
burgerandy
lordcheeserofcheesey
I did this. But with mushrooms. Cleaned my teeth and went to bed. Mum found the cold soggy mushrooms still in my cheek the next morning.
bleustorms
Ugh.
ThatMomentWhenTheUsernamesPerfectlyDescribeWhatYouNeed
My son will sit there at dinner tucking food in his shirt and pants. He's 19.
BADJERBADJERBADJER
Pocket dogs - I get it
bloodtippedrose
My mom found the vase I had stored chicken and other "gross food" in after about 10 years of continuous use
skelitor120
I read "He's 19" and hit next a few times, then realized what I read and came all the way back.
h00k3d0nchr0n1cz
I feel like I've caught my one year old doing the same thing. She's smarter than I think she even knows.
Moljnir
Hit the child.
dukenukemforpresident
My 2 year old was leaned against a wall watching his tablet while doing a hand stand ...
Eskandar
Mom's spaghetti is best served from pockets, after all.
Iammoney45
I imagine a full grown dude with a beard sticking a bunch of pizza in his clothes then running it around town like contraband of some form.
kanuckles
I pictured a 19 year old stuffing asparagus into his shirt pocket while looking around paranoid. Kind of sad that's not the case...
hashbrowned
Would have been sadder if that was the case
dante1120
Don't let me live alone, I spent $32 on asparagus. Now I must steal asparagus so I don't have to spend $32 on ASPARAGUS.
N3crobard
Change one letter in that sentence and it reads completely differently.
Matdredalia
I choose to believe you're lying about the months to make your grown ass son look better because it amuses me more.
quittouchingurself
Take your up vote I pictured a dude sneaking meatloaf under his shirt
JosephGordonLevittsLeftSock
college is hard
KittenVonCatsworth
As a former perpetually-hungry 19 year old, I could believe it. "This'll be great when I'm hungry again at 11 PM."
ThatMomentWhenTheUsernamesPerfectlyDescribeWhatYouNeed
Months that is. 19 months.
degenerator
Starve him. Then he'll make use of his clothes-pantry.
JessieJanson
i had a friend who was a drug addict, and I wouldn't put this past him(not kidding) Was about to warn you of his likely habit... lol
MarishkaGinny
Oh thank god.
iwastoldtherewascakr
I'm going to pretend I never saw this additional comment. Much more entertaining that way!
originalBabewiththePower
God I wish you had just left it at 19 so we could all have that imagery.
BigBagOfNope
hahaha thats the best typo ive seen in a long time
Gmayor61
I think I just saw the moment a parent transitions from month to year counting.
ThatMomentWhenTheUsernamesPerfectlyDescribeWhatYouNeed
Truthfully I have no idea when to stop counting months... Probably when he's 47 months or something.
ILiveInStateParks
He'll do that again when he's 19... college is rough
defnotwinning
I can confirm
GrandPoobahDeDoinkOfAllOfThisAndThat
I (like everyone else probably) was picturing some college age dude stuffing bits of stir-fry or other common foods into his shirt and pants
thiskiwicanfly
About to say, 19? Really? Thats abit excessive
ILiveUnderARock
I figured it was too young. Loans yet to be collected.
Anthonlee
My friend's sister stuffs dinner in her shirt and she's 20
Anthonlee
20 years
Anthonlee
And by shirt, I mean purse
Anthonlee
And by dinner I mean free samples
Anthonlee
And by free samples, I mean ramen from Walmart
thatdesiree
My mom told me I used to store bits of dinner in my cheeks and she'd see me chewing them hours later. Like a damn chipmunk. Ew.
rbudrick
OP does this with semen.
laboon
my ex did that
theconstermonster
Elderly sometimes do this when you feed them
Fumbledpersonality
I did this with bacon to savor the flavor
cowpiefatty
I sometimes do something similar to this when i take a drink of something i want to savor but need to talk to someone.
idonthaveabetterusername
Hamster*
IllegalDuckling
How do you even do that without getting a gag reflex after a pretty short time?
thatdesiree
I must have just packed it into my cheeks pretty well. I was a toddler... and we know kids are weirdos, so yeah ;)
KingOfTheAnarchists
My dad just told this one about me at Christmas. Gotta impress my lady somehow, I suppose.
Aathole
My daughter dose this. Drives me nuts
themisssquirrelgirl
How big of a dose does she give it?
ChrisTallant
My daughter did the same thing.. even learned to speak through those full cheeks. Kids amaze me every day.
AzureKytia
When I was three-ish years old, Mum found out I slept with a mouthful of steak one night because I wouldn't swallow it.
mediocredreams
My son used to store chicken in his cheek. He said he liked sucking on it. SMH
Sylviastout
Bleh, mine too lol
mediocredreams
He also liked drinking tuna water. *gag* he's actually a very well adjusted adult now with a business degree. Lol
onlyhalfghost
Tuna water is tasty, but it's a bit too salty to drink...
kixmerango
My kid did that when he was 4, few hours after a meal "whats in your mouth? oh god!" we had to make sure he was done before we let him leave
rushingnothing
Ha. I still do this.
AnElectrifyingMan
I still do that, I don't give a fuck how old is am. I ain't eatin that shit
QueenoftheRats
Smackthebucky
Same. My mom would find us asleep in bed with peas in our cheeks.
PuckeringButthole
I'm guessing a few of you didn't make it?
TotallySaneScientist
Was she checking your mouth for tiny demons while you slept? I though my mom was special.
Smackthebucky
I think we'd sleep with our mouths slightly open and could either see it or they would fall out. Yay for zero cavities though.
BewilderedBeaver
Did she never make you brush your teeth? That's the real ew.
thatdesiree
It's not like I was chewing food in bed or anything. I'm sure she made me brush before it was time to sleep haha ;)
Tadaw22
I had voluntary gastric reflux and would "retrieve" dessert samples up to an hour later. Strangely enough, no acid.
zimirken
Probably stored in esophagus
CommanderCaribou
I kinda do that still...With Doritos. It's pretty fucked
thatdesiree
Ok but what flavour? That's the real question here.
CommanderCaribou
Spicy BBQ...
MyFavoriteThingtoDoisFlakeOnPlans
You fucking heathen
thatdesiree
Wait what? I don't think we have that flavour and now I feel ripped off #cries
CommanderCaribou
It's like.. hm. It's like a smokey BBQ