The World's Most Disgustingly Named Foods.

Delicious Poo sticks for your tea. Who could ask for anything better?

Ah yes. Sweet, delicious child meat. So tender.

Hotly spiced pepper sauce to make you shitto.

No. Just no.

Who doesn't like their collon extra creamy?

We all know somebody who deserves this. Looking at you Samantha. Looking right at you.

Taste and simple. Just how I like my dick sticks.

Finger her? I hardly knew her!

Duh.

Because dick noodles would have been too obvious.

Fagottini is an Italian pasta. They are typically pasta shapes filled with vegetables, typically steamed carrots and green beans, ricotta, onion and olive oil. I couldn't think of a joke.

WHY??!!

Don't mind if I do.

To go with your breast munchies.

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BAT MILK.

I was unaware it came in flavors. I've been getting ripped off.

ONLY puke? Thank God.

The other way to enjoy nude balls.

Is this what those crunchy nude balls are filled with?

You know why this is funny.

Because, poop.

Because a golden gaytime is the very best gaytime.

Anyone else feel like they drink these? Just me? Oh God, I'm so alone.

Mmmmmmmmm. Sweat.

Now that's the kind of terror I like! Grape flavored terror.

Everyone's favorite canned disease.

They knew exactly what they were doing.

Otherwise known as Bobbitt broth.

Oh yeah! Here comes the PAINAPPLE EXPRESS.

For the Bear Grylls or R. Kelly fan.

For when you finish your Pee Cola.

Canned fanny. Like a pocket pussy, but available with food stamps.