ISpotNipple
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Edit: Source is https://nebezial.deviantart.com
Thanks @Goldmarble
Jan 26, 2018 2:01 AM
ISpotNipple
101211
1806
124
Edit: Source is https://nebezial.deviantart.com
Thanks @Goldmarble
tornadosandwich
One of the V/H/S movies has a scene like this
SaraMouse257
Don't knock it till you've tried it?
colombocock
Ah yes. There it is. In quality pixels and everything. I love this!
fujurrr
Artist got tired seeing his old works apparently
KeyClavis
"Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" - Niven wrote it in '69. I read it in the 90's. I've never looked at Superman the same since.
Sonanio
Uhh the Sunstone guy. ;)
aesthesia1
Comic book "sexy" lipbites. Why are they always cringy and awkward?
helluvasparkplug
They have the same eyes
missojennie
Embrodak
maxBoimeme
Deus Vult
MrWoland
He has very skinny legs. He forgot legday everyday
ExTechOp
Considering he's hyper-powerful, where does he get his shapely muscles?
Goldmarble
Artist source: https://nebezial.deviantart.com
Geckogeek
+1 for Nebezial content.
skolyr
Wonder Woman ain't got no issue with it.
(same artist)
cthulhusbestfriend
Well she is Greek
GomezAtTheDebOfNight
Wasn't she also technically clay brought to life by Zeus?
boobphysicist
you telling me you wouldnt fuck pretty clay?
Rannath
Originally, now-a-days she's a demi-god. Still the result of Zeus though.
MikeyCrabtree
Front page needs to experience this.
NZSheeps
UserSub needs to up their 'shock value' game
SpringToMyWinter
I has. A lot.
Crazytrain77
About a dozen times that I've seen alone.
Portto99
legacyweaver
Are we just going to ignore this guy's username...?
Obsidengod
Galbatorix21
strideo
IMAFIRINMAHLAZAH
Why does Superman look the same as humans in every other regard anyway? it seems kinda weird. anyone got any lore to explain this?
piratica108
Ya, in certain runs (check out American Alien) his Krytonian ship analyses human DNA on arrival and adjusts his to match phenotypically
piratica108
So essentially, the kryptonians do not actually look like us at all, but had the technology to change their appearence (when they existed).
KennyK2000
Mall rats argument
CrazyCanuck150
I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back.
dobbythehouseelf
Every time this gets posted I want to see a drawing of what that would look like
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
I always imagined it as the 11th Doctors Sonic screwdriver... but fleshy
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Do you know earwigs? They have pincers at the rear end. Imagine one without head & legs. There you go.
Keairan
My mind always makes up a picture of a dong with lobster claws at the base.
jesusisherelookbusy
VILE XENOS!!
thatdamnrat
The Inquisition requires the source, to check for heresy.
sergeanttarkus
Rifneno
You think this is bad? In BvS, Doomsday was a hybrid of human and kryptonian DNA. Think about the consequences of this alteration.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Yeeaaah we're kinda still pretending that movie doesn't excist, so I have no idea what you are talking about
HeckTheHeckOff
It was a hybrid, but half the dna was already dead, and it was done using kryptonian technology/space magic, so who knows what a natural
HeckTheHeckOff
development would bring.
stinkingyeti
Never seen Mallrats? It's clearly stated that lois could never carry his child to term, she gets a sunburn and the baby punches out the womb
batmanbumantics
Oh my
stinkingyeti
It's hilarious in the movie, even has a solid stan lee cameo.
walkingbread88
It's a super hero secret, hey you see that couple over there? They look so in love.
Kyman201
Wait, but the Super-Fetus wouldn't have been exposed to the yellow sunlight. Even UV light wouldn't penetrate that deep into the body right?
WafflesOfMassDeliciousness
Quite right.
walkingbread88
Yeah it also says that he would blow a load through her back like a shotgun. Unless he uses a kryptonite condom, But that would kill him.
TinyPufferfish
TinyPufferfish would like to suggest a bullet trap and a turkey baster
AtomicCB
no need to think, if superman cums like human, it's unrestrained and will blow lois brains out..think hancock extended scene
SadBoner
scrapz
MagicBaconBits
And that’s what he call “docking” go on, google it
FurryBallsFloppedMenacinglyOnTable
Galbatorix21
ItDisgustsMeThatMyFriendsLikeMilkandSugarintheirRice
SisterFister69Hitler
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
AntRam95
ASDusername
Uuuhhhggg fine! *unzips
carefreechief
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
ThatGuyWithBMWinHisUsername
I always felt sorry for the other worm.
queerzzical
Honestly? This is a great video, A+ music. Source: https://youtu.be/0fGGz6d3vC4
missojennie
Account123456789
ItDisgustsMeThatMyFriendsLikeMilkandSugarintheirRice
queerzzical
Sauce? I'm genuinely interested to know what species this is. Also because it looks funny.
missojennie
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echiura
Gyinagal
There is a species called the penisfish
TheDoctorCrankenstein
BaldVinnie
This is mine now
TheDoctorCrankenstein
Here have another
aidennelson
Dye-fantasy for any future surfers needing a sauce
ItsLuke192
Stop this
WarriorFox
Name doesn't check out...dan
GreaterDog
Here's your gif
twohearteddoctor
NballardPDX
Account123456789
WhyDontYouMakeMe
lewder
Account123456789
Thanks mom
WhyDontYouMakeMe
I'm looking out for you sweety
SuperHentaiKaman
MrPandi
.
PowerRangerRed
MattDark86
She looks familiar... What is she from?
Account123456789
I’m stealing this
v
allofyoursmiles
Im stealing that.
rocklead112763
Is the username relevant
Account123456789
It sure is ;)
v
JoJotarot
Who is this?
IZ42
Who doesn't tho?
theHatredburrito
Probably