figgetyfuckedup
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Boop
Feb 11, 2016 2:07 PM
figgetyfuckedup
1121
71
25
Boop
DrunkenDracous
Imagine the points you would have gotten if it was coming out of your shirt.
thedudeabides29
Something Something snake = penis joke.
DNAmaze
What a lovely sneklace
chlordane
It's a cool snake.
MininMark
I is snek, dis my hooman, deez my bubs, keeps off.
IOnlyPostWhenIDrink
60% fat 40% boob
ThisIsNoCave
Cute Danger Noodle! And thanks for wearing that top for these pics, OP.
SaadB2
this is my fetish
ZeusHairyButt
Neat. What kind is it?
figgetyfuckedup
Ball python!
MindlessGuyAtTheHelm
Had a ball python once, great snake named kaa.
stormrose3244
Seriously, I think ur actually my twin stranger! Lol :)
Fiss
That's a mighty fine Danger Noodle you got there, @OP! At least a level 3 Snik.
imaginedear
Had a ball python named Kipling. He loved to hug, especially mice.
alexc997
Never thought I could like boobs this much
stormrose3244
https://www.instagram.com/p/73CqcQNEiM/
figgetyfuckedup
Not quite, but a little similar! https://instagram.com/p/_vdklFRoL9GHewk4ZxUjFUaZBoTkNiGh9NxHk0/
Cbox121
what snake?
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figgetyfuckedup
Not to you
MininMark
Savage.
OliverQueenAKAGreenArrow
What was said? It's been deleted
figgetyfuckedup
That's what she said
chlordane
I've clearly offended you, my apologies.
NullPointThrown
A snake tried to eat my head once...
imnottoooldforthisshit
Nice ball you got there.
BlastingYourBarriers
he's the keeper of the breasts
ineedtofindagoodusername
i bet you could love my snake that much
swedeonamoose
such a cute snake, and i guess the owner is kinda cute aswell xD
figgetyfuckedup
Not mine! But thanks (:
irishnovember
Is this really about the snake @Op? Are you sure this is just about the snake? Are you really really sure?
dytonn
I WAS NUMBER 33 point
sneakysneakysoysauce
And I am the only one who upvotes you....Why even is life?
dytonn
We have to have unicorn tear rainbows on it
dytonn
You gave me a notification on this for a comment 11 months ago. Lets build a friendship bridge
sneakysneakysoysauce
dytonn
What do you want to add?
Crazy49er
Step 1: Be Attractive Step 2: Snake Step 3: Get men in trouble with forbidden fruits
DrRad
But she missed step 1
Crazy49er
I would toss her a like and a well thought out intellectual message on an online dating site that she'd probably promptly ignore.
DicNasty
Totally personal preference on that
figgetyfuckedup
Rude
DrRad
You posted the selfie.
figgetyfuckedup
Congratulations, you're an asshole
DrRad
Can't argue with the truth.