JebidiahBeetus
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meat-a-ball
perfect for an unforgettable luncheon
hatelicious
still never been to a Costco
Cat tax
More meme dumps: https://imgur.com/a/nJX3uln
sadurdaynight
chunk of bread. block of cheese. That's a god damn meal. Shove the cheese between some bread with some onion.. well god damn, this is some gourmet shit.
IOftenDeleteCommentsCauseISuckAtTyping
#27
1. Not even to death row inmates
2. Eh, it's fine if that's all there is, but it gets bonus points for being caffeinated.
3. Of the mass-produced root beers, this one takes the crown. Getting it from the fountain machine at an A&W restaurant is practically Michelin Star-worthy.
oozabooza
#12 Say what you will but they don't make freezers like this anymore.
waleed1974
#10 my brain hurts
RarestXenonAlso
SIDE NOTE: If you've never tried it Toast your POP TARTS and put butter on them. It makes them taste like a real pastry for about 30 seconds. Still totally worth it.
miked854
#27 2 unless there's a glass bottle, then 3.
mthrndr01
#27 2 is the only tolerable option. There's lots of smaller brands that are better than any of these though.
scissorxmextimbers
#17 Honestly, a warm fruit pop tart with ice cream sounds pretty tasty.
wrinklyflute
#5 Inaccurate. Skyrim dinner is 46 whole heads of cabbage
an0therthr0waway
#27 2 and 3 are fine, 1 doesn't deserve to be included in a pic with them.
dronir
#24 Honestly, baked zucchini stuffed with meat sauce and topped with cheese is great, I make it every year when my garden is providing me.
ThisGostakIsHereForTheDoshes
Yes! That picture is basically what my grandma used to cook, plus a bit of sour creme on top. Now I need to make stuffed zucchini.
MikieSwart
yeah i donno what they’re talking about, throw that in an oven and i’d fucking destroy that
LurkMasterP
#18 I have to give it some props though, I'm not a big fan of raisins and I'm not a fan of bran flakes but Raisin Bran is pretty delicious. It's probably all the extra sugar.
DamnedIfYouDo
#27 Dad's
renamingbecauseIdontcarefordaddiesofbusiness
#27
1 is for when you want to feel sad and disappointed
2 is when you want Root beer
3 is for when you want Root beer float
BriefcaseTacos
FUKYU350
#48 it's okay to put like 3 squares in that amount of chilli
But that's far too much
But seriously
Put a small amount of dark chocolate in your chilli con carne, trust me!
swedishcalypso
Came here to say this. A little chocolate in your chili can be really good, but not whatever this is...
cbjfan
Could be a goulash.
veraQueen
Or Cincinnati-style chili.
MechaNinja
#27 3 > 2 > actual cow poop > 1
kribbletastic
#22 'killer 7' turns 20 in July.
Endocrom
ItsActuallyDavidNow
#10 my last apartment had a kitchen exactly like that.
MrBismarck
Is she still there?
ItsActuallyDavidNow
Apartment burned down.
ThisGostakIsHereForTheDoshes
Was it because she tried to cook the eggs in the carton on the gas stove?
orangemarmaladesky
#27 IBC
PyroDragon
1919
Gish99
#27 A&W is true to form root beer. Barqs is fun. Mugs is generic
JaketheLate
A&W uses an extract commonly found in laundry detergent rather than vanilla.
nosoupforoldmen
#1 With every fast food Americans post about making them shit their pants, it may be time to see a doctor instead of blaming the food.
TheElicitor
Little Caesars gave a friend food poisoning so bad they developed Lactose Intolerance. And it wasn't an American location either
datelessbowl
It's a damn good deal though.
AtleastIvegotthatgoingforme0
Needs to come with a warning like pharmaceuticals, maybe.
abnrml
But when it's only Little Caesar's pizza and not all the other pizza places (or any other fast food) that give you the shits, I have to wonder why just that one place? I think a Dr would say "just don't eat there".
spinballwizardmtg
Or we could actually have regulations on the quality of food at those places instead of them cutting corners?
Merc4food
I thought this was a lactose intolerance joke. You see milk and pizza like that from fast food?
DorgEndo
I have to wonder if it's people being lactose intolerant and they haven't put 2 and 2 together or refuse to acknowledge that cheese will explode their ass
anjeer
It took me a decade to come to terms with being lactose intolerant.
It makes living in the upper Midwest very difficult.
NightOwlRally
#5 just needs some Alto Wine, preferably from the Cloud District, if you go there often.
Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't.
wrinklyflute
That guy might be the bitchiest npc in the game
NightOwlRally
*quick save intensifies))
ATastyCorpsesicle
"If you change [the price of] the hot dog, I will fucking kill you. Figure it out." -- actual quote by James Sinegal, co-founder of Costco.
Krashtestdummy
#10
SlickWithaLimerick
Maybe I'm a curmudgeon, but this style of meme is just unfunny.
MissWilma
Thank you! I thought I didn't understand this, because I'm not a native speaker.
dingleberrysauce
ARrocks
Thought I had a slight stroke there for a minute or two.
TallynNyntyg
Great, we need two bondulances!
RevengeIsIceCream
Why? I think she looks good :)
ARrocks
Ah, I see you missed the text, which is understandable considering the woman in the picture is attractive. Go back and look, and above the woman is some text that’s scrambled.
RevengeIsIceCream
Oh, I missed some text? I'll check again.
Back, double checked a couple of times, and yeah, she looks great. What were we talking about?
ARrocks
Not sure if you’re just messing with me or you didn’t see the text. So I’ll just post the text here.
NaughtButOne
#27 Different use cases. A&W is better for drinking on its own or with a meal. Barqs is good with snacks. Honestly Mug and Barqs are pretty interchangeable to me, but I'd take Barqs if given the choice.
JaketheLate
EverNotRelevant
#10
flipj
I am glad it was posted already. WTF?????
jamadrien
DanimalRC
This is again the top reaction comment to said ai image.
Consistency is key.
GreetingsSirAndOrMaamIAmUsingThisFieldToIntroduceMyselfAscrsklr
Call a bondulance
TouchMyInfection
#10 well has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
iDidntLikeMyLastUsernameSoiMadeThisOne
It’s just common sense
RuthlessRuben
Maybe them as know having done means when being.
TooDeepInComplaints
ShadowStop
https://youtu.be/EN2Vs8r8bqU?feature=shared
AlienJeffries81
#27
Barq’s
Energytwo
Mug.
M34665
All are good, but agreed Barq's is the best
RevolutionOnHerLips
Mug is disgusting. I can't see how people like it.
RichardPotato
Virgil's
billstranger
By a country mile, followed by a city mile, then a proper kilometer. It is more than several "streets ahead."
Deggies
I'm gonna have to try em all again this weekend, haven't had any in a while, and man I used to love root beer.
VanessaBludgeons
Dad's Root Beer was my jam. I could only ever have it at this Pizza place I would go to after softball as a kid
PlanckEraWasMyBestEra
Okay, everyone is going to hate me for this, but Walmart Sam's brand root beer is actually really good.
LoitninStroik
The root beer from Dollar Tree is actually pretty good, too. I don't remember the brand - it's been a while since I bought any - but it definitely beat expectation.
REOJackwagon
That brand has a good cherry cola too
LoitninStroik
Good to know. I'll have to try that sometime, too.
Alistairetheblu
has bite.
Matty3D
Not any more.
Rongeong
Barq's for drinking, A&W for root beer floats.
redsmerf
sayessathe1st
Glormax
I like Barq's and A&W. It depends on whether I want caffeine or not.
AlienJeffries81
Just wait a gotdam minute. You mean I can have root beer AND caffeine.
SmoeAhsolse
Barq's is caffeinated.
AlienJeffries81
Ron Swanson
Glormax
Yup. Barq's has bite cause it's got the go fast juice in it.
reverendfixxxer
The correct answer is "not mug." But if you're in the grocery store, you should just head down to the part of the aisle where IBC is shelved and get that. And if you're a snob like me, you should buy from Sprechers directly.
HeroofTimeampersandSpace
This is the only correct answer
Kheldarn
Wrong. 1919 is the best. You can even buy a pony keg of it.
EarthDragon2189
1919 isn't one of the options
HeroofTimeampersandSpace
Wasn't one of the options, but if we're doing off-menu: Henry Weinhards
Aerina
You're wrong. All of those options are wrong. Growing up the best rootbeer was a glass bottle of Dad's root beer. Yes, the brand was called Dad's. I didn't have a father growing up. There is no correlation.
VanessaBludgeons
I posted Dad's as well and was getting down votes because I think people thought I was trying to make some kind of joke? It really is the best.
Matty3D
Dad's rootbeer is the GOAT.
jarnold3682000
A&W superior root beer, I'm sorry for your taste buds good sir/ma'am/person.
Meladyx
Ooof. Imagine having scorched nubs as taste buds and apologizing for other people's.
JaketheLate
Secret mid-west addition: Frosties or 1919
Kheldarn
1919 is the best, though I haven't had Frosties yet.
mangosaredelicious
Additional addition: Sprecher's from WI
cryptzicle
Sprechers is if I'm feeling bougie or if it was on sale at menards when I had to stop there.
JaketheLate
That drive-in on the border right by Potholes State Park has their own as well. It's pretty good.
Kheldarn
Got my first Sprecher's from Mars Cheese Castle.
BladeTurMoiL
Sprechers > Culvers > ibc > barqs > mug > a&w
A&w doesnt use vanilla anymore.
It is quillaia extract. It is used as a detergent.
SmoeAhsolse
Also add an immunologic adjuvant in human and veterinary vaccines!
https://efsa.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.2903/j.efsa.2019.5622
sillypantsmcgee
Man I love sprechers
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
4th option: IBC Root Beer.
EarthDragon2189
Lotta people bringing in other options as if the whole point wasn't to pick 1 of the 3
preparanoid
But IBC is actually rootbeer, the rest are just rootbeer flavored pepsi.
Kheldarn
Only option: 1919
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
Maybe if it was sold anywhere near me.
PyroDragon
A fellow Midwesterner, I see.
OPE! Lemme jyist **skooch** ryight baiy ya thayre and gryab the --Ryanch-- 1919!
Kheldarn
Actually, no. I'm in the South, and there's a place the next city over that sells it.
PyroDragon
Must be a new arrival then?
For a long, long time 1919 did not ship outside of the Midwest.
anjeer
Once you go down that road, you'll soon find yourself going towards Sprecher, birch beer, ginger beer, and all kinds of other delicious potions, until you find yourself at the absolute pinnacle of root beer: 1919
m0rose
1919 is better than Sprecher? You don't say. I'll keep an eye out.
anjeer
It's local to southern Minnesota, so I've got some bias.
www.1919rootbeer.com/
Matty3D
Is the worst?
*sits atop the hill, ready to die*
AlienJeffries81
Really!? THAT hill!?
Matty3D
Yes, that hill.
AlienJeffries81
I didn’t know debate was a contact sport.
Ajinxedchef
#10 It isn't nice to post things like this. I am at an age where i have to be concerned that I had a fucking stroke.
pocketpython
ChernoGamma
About a year after I had a stroke, Denny's (IIRC) did a commercial where the names of the menu items were scrambled (get it). That was a terrifying 30 seconds before I realized what was going on.
Anaphriel
Same, and also pretty high right now. Standing at the end of my driveway staring at my phone for 3 solid minutes with a face I can only assume is half disgust and half concern that I was in fact dying.
ladyjigglebutt
Hello fellow spacemonaut. I am also high as giraffe balls.
EmeraldLight
Quick, hands above your head!
saucenes5
almost finished officer
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
Same with #31
dingleberrysauce
Microinstanut
casbott
I'm a bit dislexic (with a lot of AuDHD), and I read it a few times thinking, "Is it me?".
So much so that I ignored 'WOMAN' and the nonsensical food layout.
oprahslovechild
I’m very dyslexic and I almost died
SmoeAhsolse
I know right? It doesn't make any sense! She has eggs and fruit, but no pan or bowl. What is she doing?
EroticZombiePants
modeling
erictwinge
It’s an AI image
SmoeAhsolse
You know, I hadn't even noticed the hand.
So this one of those AI models, huh?