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Running Chain!
Gotta go fast.
Automatic Tuning!
[Mechanical Noises]
Stop Sign!
Sploosh!
Cthulhu Summoned!
All praise to Cthulhu.
Vacuum!
Slurp.
Seed Spray!
Pew Pew.
Metal Wool Fire!
Fizzle.
Caged Bacteria!
Cannot be contained.
Zero-G Tears!
All the sweeter.
Suspended Water Droplets!
The sounds of science.
Cat tax!
Dancing kitty!
WhatabouttherealitywhereHitlercuredcancer
Great, now all I need some steel wool, a good battery, and a lack of supervision.
Aggressif
I'll show you some seed spray ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
MotherfuckinGoats
http://blog.zerodean.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/nature-abhors-a-vacuum-far-side-larson.gif
SlackerTactical
it is cool seeing something in usersub that you know will be on the frontpage.
ChildOfThanatos13
+1 for actual science an not half naked ladies of the night
OldSchoolTimeTraveler
This is not science, as C&H put it, this is walking by looking at science's butt.
RoboLuddite
I thought you meant Calvin and Hobbes at first. Seemed a little inappropriate.
OldSchoolTimeTraveler
Now all I can imagine is Calvin and Hobbes as the stick men in Cyanide and Happiness.
leap1st
Add losing your rent deposit to downsides of summoning Cthulu
OldSpice
http://new3.fjcdn.com/comments/Blank+_d1eddae08f453458e4a6da9d959af2ab.jpg
Meredy
+1 for the Sound of Science
aldegard
hello, gravity my old friend...
Moonsmoonsmoons
Wrong amount of syllables
Ohcrapiforgotmypassword
+1 for summoning Cthulhu
rxcthulhu
Did I miss something?
MoooMooo
HAIL CTHULHU
rxcthulhu
It's cool man. No need for hailing... Im just like any of those other Elder Gods.
GreatLordCthulhu
You are not an elder god! We are Great One!
boevis
It's like Mythbusters, but with less warlrus
RedditPlease
hiphopbookshop
Someone should make a post explaining all of these. Also rules to recreate.
ScottOtter
That'd be sweeet
ShockandDawwww
Where does one acquire a bacteria sized cage? I need this for reasons...
Nunyabizzniz
Those tears look so uncomfortable
icanc4
Yeah, but Chris Hadfield, man.
trashbit
why does seeing those weird hovery tears make my eyes water
Deggles
He couldn't actually cry on demand, so he just used purified water instead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P36xhtpw0Lg
KAMAchameleon
OP's sub-captions were somehow even more amusing than the GIFs. Fizzle!
ScottOtter
I do try my best :3
Creamyinnerthigh
Oh I'll spray my seed all right... Leaving now.
SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem
Damn. Beat me to it.
420Blouseitfurcoat
Beat me off to it.
JustAnAverageUsernameNothingToSeeHere
aspiringgoodenoughist
Some men just want to watch the weeds burn. (Jk that's actually pretty awesome)
LongNameNoCanSay
It kind of looks like he's saying "just fuck off" in this gif.
bonjbop
Aaah I love me some black science man.
ScottOtter
*dances about to catch the upvotes* <3
zachtidmore
So many forest fires are going to be started next year
ivolunteerastribute
The tears are making my eyes itch
marylanddd
can anyone explain why the vacuum one starts coming up slow but then shoots up all of a sudden?
nicktar
Because most likely it's not a vacuum but chlorine that dissolves in water on contact, thus creating underpressure. (1/2)
nicktar
Inaccuracies most likely due to crossing the language barrier (2/2)
MaverickSawyer
UDBV
This isn't science, it's just cool shit. That being said, it's cool shit +1
herc18
It's what science comes to.
HoleCamels
How can you say gravity and bacteria and physics and vacuums and kittens are not science!?
whatsisname
Stuff like the stop sign and tuner are more like engineering than science.
iamireland
That's possibly the dumbest thing I've ever read.
Drhoges
SomeDutchGuy
"You don't love science, you just check out its ass when it walks past."
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
Flyndaran
Conifer cones pop while still high on the tree creating far greater dispersal.
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
Never knew of that, impressive I must say.
pyrobob4
WhatzitTooya
Living-room-science. I bet they did not expect it to blow such a massive load toward the ceiling...
Flyndaran
That's what she said.
Jimmbo
MeasleMeasleMash
BUT WHY ISN'T THE MATCH BURNING DOWN!?
snurx
This is an analogy for becoming an adult.
spidermanmanspying
R.I.P wishes
Feldspartacus
Momma had a baby and its OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??
paronfesken
Dandelions?
Ballbreaker
What are you trying to prove?
genericusername27479
"Say goodbye to your dreams"
jrmxrf
Why wouldn't you just kick them like normal people do?
Flyndaran
That's playing right into their hands. It disperses seeds helping them reproduce. Scorched earth policy is the only way to win!
StraySheep
It's as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
justchasinglight
fuckin fantastic
sloganhero
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Watchoutitsaflyingcatcactus
Seems wrong how much I like this
coreytaylorscreaming
Neat.
RandomImgurian
Why do we like burning things so much?
Flyndaran
I believe a wise one once said, "FIRE! FIRE!" Beavis. I agree with his sentiments.
sciencecanexplainthat
R.I.P bug crawling on second Dandelion
Imthemailman
I thought I was the only one who saw it lol
rookerin
"Aw man I love dandelions. So feathery soMYWORLDISFIREAAAHHH-" ~That bug, probably
SpamYarBlockers
Why would you do this to them??
Flyndaran
Why did Adele set fire to the rain? Because she could!
idunnogoddamwaterbottles
They didn't grant my wish
roastbeefkazenzakis
Because they are shitty shit flowers that need to get the hell off my lawn!
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
But bees need dandelions, and we need bees!
alpoopy
WHY GOD WHY
Pugsleyx
I almost set my front yard on fire last week doing this. Do not do on a breezy day on a tight cluster of those bad boys. It doesn't end well
jesuisgur
Pics or it didn't happen !
Gpof
At least you won't have to mow it
BANANAFLAKE
I actually used to do this. One time I saw a house that had only dandelions for a front yard. I decided I didn't want to burn a house down.
mastercodex199
YOU KILLED ALL OF THE WISHES!!!
TheDwarfCockMerchant
Some men, just want to watch the world burn.
StonerAlex
BRB setting garden on fire.
Flyndaran
Scientific weeding.
Danze1984
That stop sign is great
senefen
It's in Sydney. To stop moron over height trucks from causing millions of dollars worth of damage trying to get into the tunnel. Again.
breadedfishstrip
Before any other "hurr but now the road is wet!" geniuses comment:this is well after many other warnings, and is for trucks exceeding height
acceptmeplz
this one would be good http://i.stack.imgur.com/2BvbQ.jpg
BYERE
Unless your brakes don't work fast enough and you're in a convertible...
IComeWithWifi
It still seems 'a lowered barrier' would be more effective.
Yesnomaybeyes
To make the road fileld with water?
bingotown
We need that here in Syracuse on the Liverpool Parkway.
dkizzle
but why the water? I can only assume problems with vampires driving right through that shit.
IAmAce
waste of water
RoboLuddite
Depends on where you live. Not everywhere actually needs to conserve water.
senefen
It's in Sydney but only activates when an over size truck is about to cause millions of dollars worth of damage to the tunnel.
RoboLuddite
goddamn, I just assumed it was anywhere else in the world :P It's pretty sweet though, would like to see one on the Burnley myself.
tipsylights12
All i saw was a free car wash
SteakNazisMustDie
Except somehow the truck drivers with the trucks too tall for the tunnel STILL say they dont see it and plow into the roof...
MagSauce
All I can think of Star Wars Episode 1
TheMagicalHindu
Its for trucks that are over height clearance iirc
Rocketturkeyman
A good waste of water
TheAlphaDjinn
I was going to say the same thing
eggmuffin
Because when this system used a hundred liters, that water just vanishes and is never seen again.
batlrar
All I could think of was driving behind people who swerve into the wall to avoid it.
breadedfishstrip
It only comes on for trucks that are too high to enter the tunnel, and have ignored other signs. If it doesn't stop, they're screwed anyway
aarhusianer
Where is it?
batlrar
That IS useful! The car that appears misled me. Thanks for explaining what the gif didn't!
aShogunNamedMarcus
DickWhiskers
Someone reverse number 1
Zay2k
http://im.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-3393040438.gif
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
Don't forget controlling fire with sound waves: http://imgur.com/pfg4ZXH
ScottOtter
Oh that is awesome
thatoneblackguy1234
I need that tuner
Lopzz3
http://www.tronical.com/# prices go from 299 - 499 depending on the type of guitar you have. I'm ordering one with my next pay check!
CthulhuApproved
Can you tune to different hz? Like 444hz as opposed to concert pitch(440hz) ??
HomelessToddler
Not sure if they're any better now but they drive some people insane. A lot of people hear sounds being in perfect harmony when one note
HomelessToddler
Is slightly off pitch. For me it's minor thirds and being perfectly in tune make me cringe.
Ballbreaker
And 300 spare strings
hollowbastionx
All I can imagine are broken strings everywhere.
Armady
Really do yourself a favor and better invest in a Evertune system
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theoneguyfromthehood
U SUCK BRO
JoshWildhorn
I've tried em, it's cool on paper but it's not very reliable and doesn't work half the time
Robotony
get a piano. problem solved.
MyOtherShipIsAPython
There's a guitar from Gretsch that gets that standard issue. But as I saw just now. That's not that cool anymore. But they were the first.
jamesshore
The 2014 models of pretty much any Gibson come with MinE-Tune, which is way ahead of any other automatic tuner. No wires thru the neck.
yfronus
It's a gibson guitar.
Armady
Fender headstock... fo sure
yfronus
Or rather, there's a gibson guitar with that built in. A moment of weakness there, that is indeed a fender head.
chandelier
No shit. Every guitar should come with one of those...
trippinoctopus
I wouldn't want to pay extra for something I wouldn't use
JoshWildhorn
Gibson 2014 standard models all come with one. 2k for a LP standard though... I'll pass
chandelier
Yeah, I'd just never seen one before and spent a couple of minutes putting mine in drop D yesterday by ear, so hence the enthusiasm.
Allintensivepurposes
I had to work for that cat tax.
fishflakes
Hello fellow mobile user
ScottOtter
Every weekend during college, man, every weekend..
thatwilldopig
But hey, it was one of the cutest Cat Tax gifs yet!
DuckSeason
All that Science inside that kitty!
areyousurethiswaterssanitary
it took me longer than necessary to realize that it didn't say "cat test"
iPretend
I wasn't able to collect. Also had trouble with "seed spray" but I was pretty nervous about that one anyways.
iPretend
OMG I JUST GOT HOME AND LOOKED AT THE CAT TAX!!!
iPretend
Whoa dude calm down, it's just an kitten.
iPretend
You always call me out on this shit, man, leave me alone.
AnActualDuck
Yeah! That's the best cat tax I've ever seen!
jsktrogdor
The bacteria thing is legitimately terrifying.
plzwhateverisokforme
Earth soon
eyemgur
Pretty sure that will only happen in an excess of nutrients.
WeiYanZhuo
I think it's illegitimately terrifying.
thefrug
It reminds me of humans populating Earth.
CyberAkuma
Isn't that basically what happens to your red blood cells when you have a virus infection? Like the common cold?
Flyndaran
Of course not. Mammal RBCs have no nuclei, so viruses CAN'T infect them.
geraltofnvidia
That's basicly my ass during Christmas.
jsktrogdor
You should see a physician immediately.
CharlesFuckingBronson
Remember that there are more beneficial bacteria than harmful bacteria
Kneef
There are millions of them on your body right now.
pad125
Its fine, it takes most bacteria at least a day to reach that level
p5yc0
as a microbiologist, I find it fascinating!
bitterbeard
uh, uh, nature, uh, finds a way
Merasite
PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER itty bitty living space.
jsktrogdor
This should be the top reply lol. ^_^
icorrectyourgerman
don´t worry, if you have a healthy immune system it will handle it for you. if not there are anti-biotics :)
KuramaKitsune
the earth, and humans.
jsktrogdor
2/2 antibiotic resistance is arguably the most serious issue mankind has had in generations.
jsktrogdor
1/2 I feel like I'm getting two levels of response: Little kids who keep repeating what you repeated. And adults who are aware that
JediRedBeard
Seriously. I'm heading for Madagascar after watching that.
RoboLuddite
Uh, didn't you hear? http://learningenglish.voanews.com/content/who-plague-in-madagascar-could-spread/2541606.html Nowhere is safe!
WillzLion
Despite all my rage I'm still just a germ in a cage.
NoItsACardiganButThanksForNoticing
god fucking damnit I HAD THIS COMMENT ALL PLANNED OUT. I'm gonna go listen to siamese dream
PolskaKielbasa
Despite all my rage, I'm still just Nicolas Cage http://jeweell.com/data_images/out/68/1151904-nicolas-cage.jpg
fitzon
If you had one E.Coli cell and gave it all the nutrients it possibly needed it would be the size of the earth in 15 days. source: microbio
fitzon
Theoretical of course. Always going to have rate limiting nutrients.
blendleonardo
Well, ofcourse that ONE cell wouldn't be.
fitzon
Agreed, bad wording. It would be the identical to the rest though. Taking out the occurrence of random mutations and the uptake of plasmids
Deadmanxing
The bacteria one makes me think of humans overpopulating the planet. We really need a better space program.
alpacasayswhat
never be clean... never be clean... never be clean...
OnAScaleOf1ToAwesome
There are more bacteria cells in your body than actual human ones.
jsktrogdor
Yeah, but nice little guys. All cute and cuddly and they make my farts special. I'm scared of the mean ones who wear leather jackets.
OnAScaleOf1ToAwesome
And ride Harley Cellsons? Know to sort. The riff-raff of my human eco-system.
Flyndaran
1 in 10 cells are human, but by mass we're almost entirely human.
OnAScaleOf1ToAwesome
So I'm mostly human, but at the same time barely?
Flyndaran
It's often an issue of interpretation and what metric you measure. It's how the nefarious misuse statistics.
OnAScaleOf1ToAwesome
Those nefarious kids!
novaprice
Imagine that exponential growth but now with human population... we're fucked
bitterbeard
Check out the UK show Utopia; it's badical!
vorduul
Fortunately that does not describe conditions on Earth, so I feel more comfortable imagining it.
MrBurd
Except the growth tops off after all resources have been used up. Still fucked though.
OnAScaleOf1ToAwesome
Sex!
IMadeAnAccountJustToWriteThis
Except that population growth in every 1st world country has slowed down tremendously. Japan's population is actually SHRINKING. So yeah.
novaprice
True, but 90% of the population is in the very low class where having multiple children is seen as the only way to escape the poverty trap
Flyndaran
That only works with high standards of living.
IMadeAnAccountJustToWriteThis
As standards of living improve across the world (they are), so will birth rates decrease (which they are).
Flyndaran
Global corruption decreasing and overall social progress isn't remotely inevitable, sadly.
jsktrogdor
I'll try.
Tzaot
Unless someone invents a warpdrive and we beam some of us around the galaxy.
SirIlliterate
I had pretty much that in my throat a year ago. Peritonsillar abscess. They cut it open. Half a glass of pus! Worst smell ever by the way
SHEDOOO
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-32869-sarah-michelle-gellar-gag-gif-Jrga.gif
DoNotKnowJack
ick yuck awful
sharp357
I had the same thing earlier this year twice! Luckily I just had to stay overnight in hopsital, but daaaaaym that was painful
pizzaslut
Ugh,threw* :<
SirIlliterate
what? threw?
RhondaBerglas
Wanna make out?
Robvp
And here i was eating breakfast while browsing imgur
YummyPusher
rookie mistake
TheKatsMeooow
I have one of these too. Hasn't been removed so I still get the most painful sore throats
SirIlliterate
I'm pretty sure the abscess is a temporary thing, if it isn't hurting like someone is shoving a cat down your throat you're fine. (1/2)
TheKatsMeooow
Actually, my abscess is rooted, so I constantly and trying to ensure there is no infection back there. It's been my buddy for 14 years.
TheKatsMeooow
And the first time almost killed me. Ended up in the hospital with my mouth lock jawed and airway closing.
SirIlliterate
But getting your tonsils removed can make the frequency of those throat infections go down. I got them removed recently and had none since!
TheKatsMeooow
I can't wait for that day!
Flyndaran
I unknowingly had a rectal fistula for years that would "flare up" with an abscess, pop bloodily, then eventually reform.
SirIlliterate
nice
FrogPaste
Okay, everyone, share time is over.
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rinnyroo9
I wish I could favorite a comment!
revcleo
Anyone else who gets that done, film the pus coming out and put it on youtube. You will get a lot of views.
ThatRussian
No. No, don't. No. I watched one video because I'm stupid like ten years ago, and I'm still emotionally scarred.
wolfshades
Although we really you wouldn't. Saw a videod operation on someone in China who was getting worms removed. Now I need therapy.
revcleo
Many people don't like the videos, many people do. /r/popping
TheKatsMeooow
Nope. I scared my boyfriend one time with that. He wouldn't kiss me for days.
Rapiecage
Thanks, I'm a germophobe, now.
pizzaslut
Holy shit, me too! It smelled so bad I through up on the doctor and passed out. *done sharing*
KnifeWieldingCunt
I wish you filmed it!!
countmeout
I had that! Thankfully the meds gave me took effect (almost) immediately and I didn't have to have it cut open.
SirIlliterate
Mine was on the point of spontaneously bursting. If you swallow that stuff you can get SERIOUSLY ill or dead.
countmeout
I wound up in emerge and they gave me an IV dose of Clindamycin around midnight and if nothing changed by 8 am it was emergency surgery.
stja
Come on, I was eating.
Luvvie
Me too! Except they just aspirated with needles every couple of days. When they finally gave up and removed them, the surgeon told my --
Luvvie
--parents that the back of my throat looked like hamburger from all the infection. They had to remove some of my throat.
NosferMarki
I'm missing part of my uvula because of it!
saywhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
but how did it taste?
iurylima
Hahah gotta love those.. I feel like a medieval surgeon tough
sublime29
I literally just gagged. That's fucking gross.
VodkaReindeer
I saw some throat suctions for that on a medical reality show. Decided that if I ever need that I'm getting general anesthesia.
SirIlliterate
From what I had done that was not needed at all. It already hurt like hell for a couple days, cutting it open didnt make a difference.
VodkaReindeer
The guy looked like he was suffocating and about to puke at the same time. And after it was done, the md said it would be repeated tomorrow.
brojaysimpson
Thanks for that
dafwinj
did they numb you up?
ZeroContexzonne
Basically its you smelling bad
SirIlliterate
Actually it was an agglomeration of living and dead bacteria and living and dead white blood cells. So only half the stench was me :)
ZeroContexzonne
Lol "agglomeration" +1 for me having to look that up.....later
Chimwizlet
I dunno, I used to have a pet snake. In his later years he had digestive trouble and threw up a half digested rat, the smell...
ZaiBorg
I'm worried that is happening to earth with humans.
jsktrogdor
I'm worried that this is happening to earth with antibiotic resistant bacteria.
fitzon
Don't worry. Humans don't work the same way. If you look at developed first world countries, the birthrate is commonly under 2.0. Which (1/2
fitzon
means that there is actually a drop in the total population. Countries such as japan and European powers have a dropping population. (2/2)
fitzon
The key is to provide readily contraceptive tools and an overall reduction in poverty and I believe numbers won't explode
ZaiBorg
In the last century the population of earth has more than tripled. If the same pace continues and we would like to maintain 1/3
ZaiBorg
the current population, we would (in a few centuries) have to start populating the universe... And the wave of migration would have 2/3