Just split it open already

Aug 20, 2020 10:54 AM

mmick7

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They have cell phones, and no food.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

Washing them off in the muddy water is a nice touch. The water everyone's bare feet was in, but hey...live it up boys.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Take out the poop, "wash it off" in a fuckin dirty ass puddle, and enjoy

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

v

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I'm gonna assume this started from a place of necessity over choice.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And then you wonder there is a mutated virus out there ??

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was so grossed out until he washed it.

6 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

Then I was REALLY grossed out

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Must be Eden, logs full of tasty worms and puddles of soy sauce on the floor!

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Close it back up!!! CLOSE IT BACK UP

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Isn't this something Timon and Pumba do in the Lion King?

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Slimy, yet satisfying.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep, just found it https://youtu.be/UdaP9g1XnqM

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I forgot how good the voice actors were in the lion king

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

‘Edible shipworm’... though they’re neither a worm nor found on ship.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

At least they're edible.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I believe it's because they're what normally destroys wooden shipwrecks in the ocean.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah i know. I was trying to make a dad joke (failed obviously) Not just shipwrecks tho. Hull of functional ships, wooden port etc

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What kind of Silent Stranger Hill Things shit is this

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

As a biologist, shipworms are very interesting since they evolved to eat what bacteria produces from eating the wood. But as someone 1/

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

who doesn't even eat clams 2/2

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

thanks for confirming my guess - thought these were some type of shipworm. (and, yeah, hard pass..)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clams are kind of bleh, but I like scallops and oysters. Wouldn't eat a shipworm either.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

JLH?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They say don't knock it till you tried, nut hell no

6 years ago | Likes 238 Dislikes 6

Feeding prisoners lobster was once deemed cruel and unusual.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'll pass on rotten-wood eating sand worms 100% of the time. I don't give a fuck how they are prepared.

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

They’re actually related to clams and are quite delicious

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Didn’t you hear em, they not interested

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I invite everyone telling me to not knock it till I tried it to bite into a fresh warm dog turd. Hey, it might taste great, you don't know!

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I think I know it'd taste like shit

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But do you KNOW what shit tastes like?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yes

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Shipworms, a Form of clam. Eatable.

6 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 1

Even I am eatable, but that is called cannibalism and is in fact frowned upon is most societies

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Eh, eating ass might be frowned upon, but i don't see it as cannibalism

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So when a guy goes down on a woman he’s a cannibal?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Edible

6 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 2

edibles , ah nice..

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Oops sorry me engrish no gud

6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Eoteble

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oedipal

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Step-...mother?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One day I was walkin' and I found this big log
And I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

... what? A tiny little what!?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

There

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.. stick,
And I was like, "That log had a child."…

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Someday... when you are older... You could get hit by a boulder, while you're lying there screaming, COME HELP ME, PLEASE!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How can people eat worms without bloodwine?

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

At least they are eating their Gagh alive instead of cooked. Though I heard it goes well with prune juice.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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Earth macaroni

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see what you did there

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't eat....that

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

“So then I told her to split my log. So she takes my worm, dips it in her mud puddle, then put the whole thing in her mouth. Swear to god.”

6 years ago | Likes 495 Dislikes 5

With all the bros watching

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dont forget the salt and then lime on top

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You forgot about dipping it in the Salt, that's gotta hurt.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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Almost didnt upvote this because you had 69 upvotes

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I gave him 469

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great, another pandemic on the horizon.

6 years ago | Likes 201 Dislikes 19

Not a problem, this is just where swimmers' bogeys end up

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The're just clams. Settle down.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

he also rinsed it in a mud puddle

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They were just bats, settle down.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bat pathogens are notoriously dangerous for humans. Clam pathogens not so much

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yea that's some racist shit right there

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 29

Do you not know what racism is, or...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean making a joke about Asian people eating wild animals or...?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's literally a video of Asian people eating wild animals

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea and your literally racist if you make joke that it spreads disease

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh shut up dude

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Also pretty cool dude, you've made three "original" posts, way to put yourself out there.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

No, as a former US Peace Corps Volunteer in the Philippines, I will not.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

What do my posts have to do w anything? You seem like a pretty petty & self-righteous person

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know nothing about me. Your posts have to do with you saying "shut up" to random people but your not willing to even share anything

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

and nobody gives a shit about your Peace Corps service but you. It's not a credential dude, my nieces are part Filipino.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'd say a bunch of Filipino people have a shit about my service. What have you done that makes you so righteous?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"My nieces are part Filipino" haha what? My peace corps service isn't a credential but having "part" Filipino nieces is?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On the one hand, eating random wild animals is how zoonosis happens. On the other hand, invert pathogens aren't much of a problem

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yea these get eaten a lot in the Philippines.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh never mind, these things are just clams. Yeah that's pretty racist

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shipworms! TIL they were edible. Thanks imgur and Wiki!

6 years ago | Likes 447 Dislikes 3

Edible Shipworms are in fact neither edible, nor ships, nor worms

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So apparently they’re related to clams

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

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6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Everything is edible. Some things are edible only once.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Slimy, yet satisfying

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Of course they are, just rinse them in swamp water.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This actually made me laugh audibly.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So, they're basically clams. Source: Google.

6 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

Ah, was wondering why they weren't wiggling away..

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I'm not going to knock what other people eat that seems strange. I eat raw oysters, raw fish, crawdads, crickets, snails, squirrels,

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Alligators, lidako, etc. Not every day, but I eat them. I'd give this a go.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're one letter away from the worms I have.

6 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Actual cannibal Shiaworms

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whipworms, yum!

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Anything is edible if you eat it

6 years ago | Likes 243 Dislikes 2

Anything is edible.... once...

6 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 2

Lava. For example

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very true, Mr. McFly, very true. What happens AFTER you've eaten it is what's important!

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

*eyes the Empire State Building*

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Everything is edible at least once

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

Neutron star matter?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In Soviet cosmos, neutron star eat you!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Even lava

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The forbidden nacho cheese....

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Guess kids what day is today? It's driftwood worm feast day! Rinse in a puddle with extra amoeba eggs.

6 years ago | Likes 195 Dislikes 1

Eating unusual things that most people find gross? That's ok with me. But it's the bowl of dip that really gets me. I'd be cooking those 1st

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A lot of food like this is "cooked" by citric acid. They were squirting the linn on it just as it ended.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bowl of dip? I heard one say "sal", that there's a bowl of salt.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I mean.... probably better than eating worm poop?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The guy deveined it (took it the poop chute) when they zoomed in, just before he rinsed it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did- did he wash it off in that malarial puddle of stagnant water?

6 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 1

Covid 20 delicious

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

looks like the area is a tidal flat, so its not that bad

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Gotta season it with flavor water.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, he dipped it in ranch afterwards.

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Its a bowl full of salt

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He quickly malari-naded it.

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