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Nov 11, 2016 3:53 PM
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Medmobster
love this
zertmaster
Not that id ever eat kfc but false advertising food is annoying
transrepair
I always up vote these first, then read them. Much respect!
PriceRight89
Suing the colonel for $16 million? Gold-digger.
thugshadow
I always upvote #StopClickBait!
historybuff4510
Some heroes don't wear capes.
Itekisan
But many of them wear crepes. With cream freche.
olivelover69
The National Geographic one isn't really clickbait.
quickhand
Agreed. They tell you why in the description.
SunnyKira
There is no grape icecream cause ben n jerries tried to do itone of the testers fed it to her dog found out grapes are not good for dogs
fusk
If this guy's computer was a human being we'd shoot it in the face.
BuffyFan1900
Why? What are you talking about?
fusk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB14ey7uO1s
handrews3
It crowd is approaching big bang levels of forced canned laughter
Bigpov
Now I want grape ice cream
AtomicSuperMe
not all heroes where capes, some just have Social Media
minority119
idk, some of these don't really sound like clickbait. Like the grape ice cream for example
tragopandemonium
I want to know mooooarrr!!
MoleGrips
But if they didn't share the links, people who saw it because of them wouldn't click the links
datUkrainian
kermdog
Yeah that's not a surprise to me either! Came to find this comment +1
JordanfromJordan
the one about monica voting for Hillary- i mean...its the least she can do...
FoamyMushroom
"Shes a Dude.." - How simple yet laughed waay to hard.
dogenuggets
Didn't Ben & Jerry's make a grape ice cream that killed a dog because grapes are poisonous to dogs?
SunderedShadow
Another reason for no on the Grape Ice Cream.. its toxic to dogs & cats that both love the taste & smell of it.
ValueBear12
I do kind of want to know why that girl thinks she's pregnant with Jesus.
DarkUranium
Because she identifies as Mary-kin.
mytigio
Attention.
BuffyFan1900
because she is likely mentally ill. Psych Wards are full of men claiming to be Jesus, and she can't do that, but she can be Mary.
ValueBear12
According to the article it's because she's a compulsive liar. So really who knows. Would have rather had it summed up by stop clickbait.
bzip2
liar/ill. went on dr phil. lied more. known doctor does ultrasound, nothing. movement she felt was bowels.
simplyshiny
she 'felt' the baby moving inside her. She's also a compulsive liar. She thinks she was on American Idol. Seriously tho, watch the episode
simplyshiny
of Dr. Phil that she's on....you can almost get past his asshole voice for the shear hilarity of white trash who thinks she's pregnant...
aaakeith
Coincidentally I fell down a rabbit hole of boredom today and watched this Dr. Phil episode. She's batshit crazy and a compulsive liar.
aaakeith
She claims she's a diagnosed schizophrenic but has never been diagnosed. They actually pulled up a list of her lies, it was interesting.
batshitbananas
yomancs
That's my gif I use it it so here's another one I use
PandasCanFly
I always upvote #StopClickBait A true service to everyone!
WorkBeerRepeat
If I were still on Facebook I would follow Stop Clickbait lol.
Artoris
Hero.
VoodooQueen
I haven't seen any of these yet. Thanks @op !
SaiChiMagic
I freeze grapes...so damn good
TheScarfyDoctor
Frozen grapes are delicious
JustTheWehrst
Really? I'm gonna try it now
InsomniaOlympic
Great substitute to ice for wine.
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
O.o that....sounds good.
Starnam
If you bring a cold lunch to work they work great to keep the lunch box cool and then you have a snack too
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
Why do I feel like the last to know about this???
MinervaSways
But do you turn them into ice cream?
DunderMifflinInfinity
A town in my area hosts a Grape Festival annually. They serve grape ice cream. It's delicious.
bobelmagnifico
Its hella deadly to dogs.
itsbre
But that's not why they don't make it into ice cream.
SunnyKira
Yea. No ice cream company wants to get sued by some dumb fuck that feed it to their dog
PleaseMrLewisIsMyFatherImDoctorLewis
Hella.
SaiChiMagic
Hella Hella
AFineDayForScience
There's a cool/sad story behind that http://emtoast.com/?p=4020
InboxMeYourBostonTerriers
That was indeed a cool/sad story; however, could you please warn us when a dog is about to die? I mean, 50 humans could die but NOT A DOG
itsbre
It's not a true story.
AFineDayForScience
then you'll love my story about banana ice cream
InboxMeYourBostonTerriers
Well that sounds - waaaaiiiitttt a minute!
troyl
Sadly fictional, though. http://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/grapeicecream.asp You clickbaited a 'stop clickbaiting' thread.
AFineDayForScience
Dammit. My bad guys. Upvote ↑ comment for awareness
troyl
No prob, man. We've all reposted and fallen short of the glory of snopes.
MinervaSways
That was a cool/sad story.
itsbre
It's not true
Barkinsons
Ice wine is a thing for this reason
ukalliq
Real frozen-on-the-vine ice wine is so delicious!
WithPride
Glad to see that someone else loves to do so. I heard it from a friend and never stopped doing so since
Talmorean
You know what else is awesome. I take pepperoni and lay em out on a baking sheet and freeze em. Like pick'n em off the froze pizza.
Finisheachotherssandwiches
Outshine makes a grape popsicle and they are damn good.
PleaseMrLewisIsMyFatherImDoctorLewis
Iake sorbet out of wine and it's awesome too. Also boozy.
Jabsmom
If you dampen them and roll them in jello powder before freezing, they are more candy like.
bitsmamfa
I used that as a treat when I was dieting, it was really tasty
trogdorica
grapes are not very good diet food, they are very sweet and grape sugar is not fructose but glucose which apsorbes super fast in your body
bitsmamfa
It worked for me but now that I'm low carb it's no fruit ever. The grapes were just better than the ice cream I wanted
dargrin
Stop Clickbait is a true hero
jesuisjens
No. This just gives the click bait stories more traffic? The comment should be on the authors FB post instead.
gaseousmemes
A god among men
KillingTheJoke4
The Facebook version of @RepostStatistics if you will
sharkbateoohaha
The one we all need.
crash217
Neirien
Thank you :)
glowinthedarkpenis
Not in Denmark. They are doing it with the -real- media that actually leads to real articles without pop-ups
Darkspire
Interesting. Thank you, luminescent phallus.
ohnoofcourseyourright
Thought this was a funny dump. First slide realized I was so wrong
Elven91
But it bothers me that the answer is given before I even read the question! Or that I have to skip it to read in opposite order :(
OliverWhatever
Seems like a ripoff of /r/savedyouaclick, not that I have any idea which came first.
DiatribeGuy
Clickbait sites HATE him! Follow this link to find out more!
DrunkAnna
It's a picture of a guy cosplaying Link. #StopClickBait
MyNamesMace
*Zelda, freaking casuals
TicoGuy
The real MVP
IDidJust
Thanks to you, whilst also searching through my video folder, I found the old animated series of Zelda...it's terrible.
BababaMoooya1
Lel
99point99Repeating
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WoahMyDudeThatsCrazy
You forgot to copy and paste a link, it seems you pasted a picture of zelda instead
Mithim
He's a rather cute Link. I'd follow him if asked to.
marionic
HEY, LISTEN! FOLLOW LINK! HEY, LISTEN!
Duttles
Get it? It's a link...
chunkblaster
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
caprica007
Isn't that Zelda?
KinKrow
http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/5549460_700b.jpg
StalkerSeal
What if Zelda was a girl!?
Cruddypizza
What's does "it takes two" have to do with macaulay culkin?
Ensano
But 53 clicks
Stackalee
Probably the clickbait article goes through a massive list of child stars net worth culminating in the reveal on Culkin.
AnnaNimitee
I keep waiting for one of them to read, "No. Just fucking NO."
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
Especially that one with selling human meat...
MidasTheAlchemist
"Saved you 67 clicks (we gotchu)" -Stop click Bait. Thanks fam.
KillingTheJoke4
General rule of thumb: If you see a headline on the internet that ends in a question mark, the answer is no.
rezorrand
What was the name of the first Bond villain?
idlekids
Was Hitler wrong?
mytigio
No, dogs are indeed quite cute.
o11c
Then why did he kill his dog?
Icra
Did Diddy do it?
skwint
...t worth knowing
ImNotYodaOkayImYoda
Does your mother love you?
KillingTheJoke4
No, not since I left her religion
ImNotYodaOkayImYoda
I'm sorry about that.
KillingTheJoke4
Otherwise they would have just stated the fact they're questioning
ItsMeMello7
Is your rule of thumb always true?
AnthonyNilsen
retrospekt
The rule of thumb is a UK medieval law which stipulated that a man would not be allowed to beat his wife with a stick wider than his thumb.
HelpHelper
Glad to know I can keep beating her with my penis.
KeeleonOhms
Click here to find out!
KeeleonOhms
No.
mithiwithi
#StopClickBait
NotYourAverageCakeSlice
Sweet mother of paradoxes.
KillingTheJoke4
No
Zreen
That's why it's a general rule and not a law of the universe
ArdentSlacker
A comment is not a headline. Rules of thumb are only "usually" true. Or they'd be laws like gravity.
Cere4l
but if theyre only usually true. theres no sense in following the rule of thumb anymore in this case.
ArdentSlacker
You're not really clear on the concept of a "rule of thumb".
Cere4l
sure i am, we just seem to disagree over the word applicable. if your rule of thumb cant be used in practise... what use is it
AfternoonConcession
BUT... Does Bruno Mars is gay?
chrisjfinlay
The rumour comes out.
PianoMan2112
Is Schrödinger's cat alive?
o11c
Yes.
Qualtagh
No. Schrodinger lived a while ago, and cats don't live all that long.
GrapeGrandma
But but but... 9 lives?!
Qualtagh
Many use 1 every two years
KillingTheJoke4
The Buzzfeed headline would read: "Did scientists just deliberately poison a cat?"
pixe1adrift
The answer might be "maybe"
KillingTheJoke4
The funny thing is when the investigative reporting discovers a dead cat but then also realizes that they killed it by investigating
Jupman
This guy put a cat in a box with poison, is the cat alive?
pixe1adrift
What happened next will SHOCK you
mithiwithi
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge%27s_law_of_headlines
ErgonomicZero
Lemme guess, you're Betterage?
Snuggletummy
Huh, well the more you no.
lncorrectGrammerNazi
I see what you did there...
KillingTheJoke4
Hey, good to know my observation has been codified
MrRandom314159
Should you trust random links to Wikipedia? The answer might surprise you.
TaylorTaco
But it didn't end in a question mark so I'm going with yes
DrJeremyStone
The question did.
bangbangshrimp
Is OP actually straight?
KillingTheJoke4
No, op's a fag.
fnordsensei
"What really happened that night?" "No."
WhyIsEveryGoodUsernameAlreadyTaken
In this economy?
meepmoop2
How is global warming affecting the economy? Here's how.
KillingTheJoke4
Wut
meepmoop2
tuW
Plasticpoopnuggets
Is click bate annoying? Click here to find out.
Plasticpoopnuggets
Stupid phone... click bait
KillingTheJoke4
Yes. In this case the misspelling was annoying.
Ionlycommentfinggold
Is OP a faggot?
KillingTheJoke4
They're rarely that straightforward. Usually it's something like: "Will OP ever stop sucking dicks?"
jzim16mer
No
Barrum
What does the ultrasound reveal? "No" I... umm... well alright.
KillingTheJoke4
They usually pose a specific yes/no question: Did this ultrasound just capture a pregnant baby?
GraveApples
Oh, I thought that if I saw a headline on the internet that ended in a question mark, the answer is the writer jumping off a cliff.
IllkillyouLeonardNimoyTheClownhasnopenis
"Is my cock that small..click here to find out?"
KillingTheJoke4
Slightly modified headline for Bing: "Could my cock BE any smaller?"
IllkillyouLeonardNimoyTheClownhasnopenis
OMG CHANDLER BING
USABxBOOYO
WHO WAS PHONE?
KillingTheJoke4
WHAT ARE THOSE?
fashionyourseatbelts
Is my life worth living?
KillingTheJoke4
If you have to ask... then no
fashionyourseatbelts
thanks this helped me
imjeremiad
or is left unanswered
APenguinInATuxedo
What if it's not a yes or no question?
KillingTheJoke4
No
SketchtheHunter
Also if it's noticeably vague "they discovered SOMETHING" "it's not who you think it is" "For the most ridiculous reason"