Oh Zachary...

Apr 3, 2016 4:15 AM

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I read it like a game show host was reading it.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

+1 for the battery life

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Isn't this in pretty much every tumblr dump?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does anyone remember what site it was that you can type a paper into and it tells you the grade level it is written at and spell checks it?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

THEN U CAME TO THE RIGHT GUY

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is the only text from a dating site that I have Laughed at. +1

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

Dat backup plan

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

or she didn't

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cheeky bastard +1

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Fuck. My name is Zach...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love when these are from the girls phone, you know he didn't just say it for internet glory

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well she isn't going to come to you with that attitude, pun intended.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

listen here fucko

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm drunk I just won. My acaprlla competition. I likey tbis post o

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

BaDumTiss

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

WHY IS HE SCREAMING? Oh, caps lock

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I read it like a game show host was reading it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can't lie, so did I.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Jun 4, 2022 1:47 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Uhh what?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Jun 4, 2022 1:47 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Just confused about the 'worth asking if his brother is hot' part, I guess.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0