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May 25, 2017 11:57 PM

Professional parking lot striping linelazer 3900

Parking lot striping
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJAmTO4S_iM

If you'd do this at night you'd have stars and stripes which would be more American. Just sayin'

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*sigh*(unzips)

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I love you @ComeBackHereJessicahNOWjessicahhh. full video,

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For the complete gif

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How does this guy not make $300K year?!

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Holy shit! Was not expecting that at the end

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What is this? Parking for penny-farthing bicycles?

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I just love the *FWOOOMPH* you get as he starts the spray.

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I absolutely could not ever be trusted with this cart.

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This is how I want to travel the world

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Is it parking for ants?!

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Seriously! Maybe it's just the camera angle but the spaces look way too small.

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I would have a better chance of performing successful brain surgery than not fucking this up

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no you wouldn't.

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But could you perform brain surgery on a parking lot striper?

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No, but I could perform brain surgery *with* a parking lot striper!

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Is that Because you are a brain surgeon?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean it looks like everythings chalked, but yeah it cant be easy to trace with a go cart.

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I can't even do that on paper. With a ruler.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Angle parking for extremely skinny cars

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What is this a parking spot for ants?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone going to comment on the fact that whatever this machine is, it looks like a cross between a lawnmower and a shopping trolley?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what she said.

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I don't know what I really pictured for how the lines get painted but never thought it would be so manual and take serious skills

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I honestly pictured a man with a roller and a thing of paint... I'm apparently fucking stupid.

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I.. I thought they put lines of tape and then either painted or sprayed it, then removed the tape

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well, im glad im not the only one. we can be dumb together..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of my old retail jobs I had a push sprayer. This looks a lot more difficult than what I used

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

but with skill, quite a bit faster :)

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Yes, haha, definitely

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Seriously you get a +1 for posting the full completion - too often there's unfinished spraying!

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Mobile ducked me and it stopped right before the final curve

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Tru dat

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Life is quite the unfinished line gif at times... quite.

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I try to finish spraying but they always run away

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Oh god yes...I never thought it would feel so good to finish...or did I?

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Who the fuck down votes this? Eat a dick, fucktard!

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I can't even draw a straight line using my hand, let alone a go-cart.

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What t actual fuck can you park in those spaces? Unicycles? : )

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Fucking craftsman

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His lungs.

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WHAT ARE THESE, PARKING SPACES FOR ANTS?

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The marks of a skilled craftsman.

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Always upvote someone who takes pride in their work +1

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