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See You In The Hague!
(Gif is 0:54)
Source (Random Arma Bullshittery (part 8), SovietWomble, 1:04 out of 10:19): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHcx8bDloaI
I didn't make the subtitles, I'm not at that level of skill yet (if ever).
For those who don't know, this is Sovietwomble's work, If you're looking for a few hours of laughing look no further.
If you do know, and have not watched this new Bullshittery yet, what are you still doing here reading this?
bolshevik09
Use the damn acog
Cwalkdawg
Lost it at Asian tiger woods
AnExcellentComment
GlowstickJedi
SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'M TRYING TO IMPOSE ZEN YOU DUMB BITCH!
igooglethingsforaliving
It's a bullet wound! "really?" no its aids
ryry1237
@CowardsMight, how were you able to upload such a long gif? Imgur has restrictions on how large a gif could be uploaded.
TheShadowsLengthen
Actually those restrictions were pulled off some times ago if I remember correctly. Now it only bugs if you upload a more than 200MB Gif :p
ryry1237
Wow, so they were. Awesome! And thnx for quick reply.
grantholle
I cannot upvote this enough
Harish152
"Everyone comes for Womble, but stays for Cyanide"
spauldingx
It's true. I'm totally guilty of this. Cyanide makes the videos, for me. But honestly: Cyanide + Womble duo trumps everything.
Mediumtim
The talent and the cameraman.
midsongnipplerub
It's cool if any of them were males between 15-60 years of age you can call them "suspected combatants"
ImHereToGetDownvotes
Holy fuck, something I recently found and love popping up here?
StinkyPete301
just leaving this here so I can come back to it, don't mind it, just for my personal uses, carry on old chap
TheShadowsLengthen
Weirdest dot yet.
StinkyPete301
I figured I'd spice it up a bit, you know?
RaulGA
SovietWomble is love, SovietWomble is life.
Memes4Cheap
boring
CrimsonOwlDragon
Come for Womble, Stay for Cyanide
CapFuture
How to remember the compass: No one Enjoys Soviet Womble. Jk he’s great
TinyLiehon
Nothing Exceeds Soviet Womble
NotAPervert
"Never entertain sexy women" was one I heard when I was 8 and never forgot it
noctynight
"Come for Soviet. Stay for Cyanide."
ElioNope
Never Eat Shredded Wheat.
comicgeekynessover9000
Which nerd cubed vidio did he say this
SneakyWabbit
Yup, that's a thing now.
Mechlai
a friend of mine watches this guy. the channel is pretty funny. Sometimes when I'm really bored I'll watch this or Vanosgaming
notimporant
Never Eat Sea Weed was cyanide's own in one of the previous videos
TheSizzels
Play two rounds of Warfare with him once. While he was entertaining to play with, he did not do well at all.
TekDragon
ZF freely admits they're utter garbage. There's very little pretense otherwise
nikos13ole
Just remember he is a ''fwaggot'' now ;p
BendyDicksCumOnMyBaps
I love Nevil (HolyNEvil)
Mediumtim
Thank you, Llama leaf on the wind!
Prometh3An
That's a smart GT
pierresito
they call him nevil all the time until he gets fed up and is like "that's not my name"
SFMGifs
Goes for totally badass name. Gets called Nevil for life.
BenSnow97
To be fair, he also never calls anyone by their gamertag
SFMGifs
That's because he can't say anything period
MesserAuditore
Just a shame he uploads so incredibly slowly. His vids are gold but he puts out like one a month at most.
RydWolf
One a month if we're lucky. But I'm okay with waiting for content of this quality.
kittybuttwiggle
His vids are gold _because_ he puts out like one a month at most. You could follow his stream though if you want a different quality balance
MesserAuditore
Criken puts out a vid or two a week from his streams and the quality there is pretty consistent. I dont see why itd be different with womble
LiquidMilk
Criken's videos doesn't have the same level of text tracking. Womble does his by each individual frame
MesserAuditore
They used to
LiquidMilk
IIRC his text never jumped up and down and followed character movements, it just popped up in different places.
MoooCow
"Asian Tiger Woods". But he's already part Asian
Gantzz321
"I am willing to testify against my squad leader for immunity"
Enohpoxas
Tactical ladder tactic.
therockknight1
That worked? I take it all back.
Purtypreencess7
i cant wait till Onward gets the same amount of detail as Arma3.
RisingPhoenix92
@justanotherlinkinthechain
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
"That's a court martialin'" my fucking sides
TheDudePlayingTheDudeDisguisedAsAnotherDudeRDJ
That's a court martialin.
Strongharbour432
Somebody better call Geneva
MatthewBerg
I like how he just joined that channel just to say that.
TheShadowsLengthen
SlabGizor117
Somebody photoshop the paddle into a gavel
jogthejewelsquickly
I'm stealing this immediately for my next milsim game
SlabGizor117
Airsoft?
XdelaforceX
you mean airsoft?
jogthejewelsquickly
Lol. No I meant a paper/pencil rpg. It would make a great foul in an airsoft scenario though
luckybudda89
Not been on Imgur in a while so maybe I've missed it, but I don't think I've ever seen womble on the FP. I approve of this
TheShadowsLengthen
I see him on imgur as often as he uploads a video. I don't think that's a coincidence :p
luckybudda89
Maybe not. I'm just glad to see this.
Fabryz
"He's named himself Auschwitz"
jonigod24HUN
where are you paperz ?
GlowstickJedi
"Alpha one, this is Gas Chamber"
Orion1453
"You can't have the callsign 'Gas Chamber'!"
Mediumtim
"Hitler is our friend"
yomancs
Last time i played i executed a hostage we were supposed to save, lol two hours of team work down the drain
saltandsunshine
I did that cept i said "Time to go all sandy hook on this bitch" with an lmg killed everything in the room *task failed*
GandalfTheHay
I did the same exact thing last year... during a popular streamer's Zeus session... and he was playing the hostage role hahaha. Woops...
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
"I'VE BEEN CATFISHED"
trubblebass
"Oh mista Cyaniiiiiiiiide, see you soooooooo!"
LordIndica
Wat game is this? It seems so legit
TheShadowsLengthen
I suppose you're out of a team then :p
DeeranFox
I'll admit, his stuff is hilarious, but watching his streams, he really seems to come off as not such a nice guy :/ *unpopular opinion*
wholettheusernamesout
Drop by Edberg's stream. He's really nice and the chat is not AIDS
wholettheusernamesout
Oh btw.. Edberg's stream is at twitch.tv/edberg. Cy's is at twitch.tv/cyanideplaysgames
FAECI
Cy is an ass but the chat isnt AIDS, and hes mostly nice. Only the occational kid that quotes bullshittery non stop.
wholettheusernamesout
Yeah Cy is a good streamer too. Edberg's stream is a personal preference. :)
WaspSenne
His airplane streams are very relaxing, just as his IRL streams when he just drives around at night.
DeeranFox
Thanks for the tip!
WaspSenne
Most ZF streamers: Edberg, Cy, Moogle, Moley, Zeis. are nice guys while streaming.
wholettheusernamesout
I love the recent PUBG squad streams. They are almost always hilarious
TheShadowsLengthen
Well, their team name is ZF, as in "Zero Fucks" given. Soooo... at least they're honest ?
LiquidMilk
Their whole thing is that they're a bunch of assholes with 0 tolerance for idiots. That's what makes it great, everyone speaks their mind
DeeranFox
Haha honesty is the best policy xD I guess I don't understand how people can be drawn to dickish people like many streamers are.
AfroSamuraiRM
I've been watching him for quite some time and he's never once come off as dickish or anything like that. Unless it was part of a joke.
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
Most gamers vain enough to advertise their YouTube channels usually aren't.
kittybuttwiggle
He's not a gamer with a youtube channel, this is his full time job. And I don't see him advertising anywhere?
myweaknessisstrong
IT'S FINE! IT'S FINE!!
Mediumtim
I am completely immune to freaking out!
Hayashima
Womble's Alien Isolation playlist never fails to make me laugh my arse off.
Mediumtim
Have you seen this version? https://youtu.be/W6czGZA5ZLI
Hayashima
I had not. Cheers!
lineman429
What game is this
MaxZimuss
Crash Bandicoot 7. Whoa!
slamorama
Iraqi War 2003.
ProxyPlayerHD
it... it says it right on the source. "Arma" Bullshitery, even says it on YT under the video
SwashbucklingForJustice
Yes, but if you don't already know "Arma" is the name of the game, it wouldn't be immediately obvious. Mkay?
ProxyPlayerHD
except for YT showing it?
RaulGA
ArmA 3
TheShadowsLengthen
Arma III. A "realistic" Army simulator. More realistic than most mainstream shoothers games at least, in terms of gameplay.
VectorCross
I think arma 3 is the best
fivecharacters
It's the best there is at it, at least. I like the various coop stuff as well as the DayZ-likes. Tried Overthrow? Great fun.
VectorCross
I liked the PVE element of games like DAYZ not a fan of PVP side of it
ISpeakMyMind
Runs like shit, though.
Milchsteak
It does in 'casual' gamemode with hundrets of players. Milsim and operations with friends runs well for what the game does.
TacticalL0tion
Need to get yourself some more powaaaaaa then, I haven't got any issues with an i7-6800k
Orion1453
Wait, it works fine on a $300 cpu? I'm incredibly surprised! /s
Sacurason
*All* of the Arma games run like shit.
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
I've never played it, but having watched someone do a Mythbusters style experiment on bullet paths through walls, I can believe it.
RexZE
CPU intensive on low graphics. GPU intensive on high graphics. If your CPU is much worse than your GPU try switching to higher end graphics.
EvolveCT9A
I can run it perfectly at ultra with an i3 and R9 280, 30fps though
SilkyZ
Its also the base game for a number of different mods-to-games in recent years. the two that pop in my head are DayZ and PUBG
MilDravin
i didn't know PUBG was a mod..
SilkyZ
Yeah, it was Player Unknown Battle Royale before it became it's own game
MilDravin
i gotta get back into Arma it seems
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
It *is* the civilian version of an actual Army training simulator, isn't it?
SilkyZ
yes, the US military uses Virtual Battle System 3
waterevencats
Cod
PaytonDaino2718
Sovietwomble is the fucking best
shorey66
I wish I could go back and see them all for the first time again. I wish he put out more vids but quality takes time.
saltandsunshine
"Ive completely tricked my audience into thinking these videos take months but actually only take like 2 days" -Womble arma bullshitery ep 7
HeyThereDemonsItsMeYaBoi
"Come for Soviet stay for Cyanide"
WhereCanYouSeeLions
Knew it from the first set of subtitles.
ScrooblyDoobles
Yessss. My favorite YouTuber.
harrybo12
Until you play with him
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
?
harrybo12
He's an asshole when you play with him in Arma, cyanide is funny aswell but their both a bit stuck up their own asses
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
So is he just putting a bit of a face on for the camera? I remember in one vid with cyanides "lesson about spacing" he seemed kinda annoying
harrybo12
Yknow where cyanide throws a bade at a few people for spacing? Two were medics treating a KO guy and another was keeping watch
LiquidMilk
Tbf every ZF member specifically states the fact that they're a bunch of assholes having fun together. Shouldn't surprise you
TheShadowsLengthen
I think it's the "quirky asshole" syndrome. It's why people love Sherlock or Dr.House watching their T.V but would hate them in real life.
theRx
You misspelled "Cyanide."
GlowstickJedi
Come for Womble, stay for Womble
shorey66
Come for Womble stay for Womble and Cyanide.
LilliamPumpernickel
Who's coming to the Hague
TheShadowsLengthen
Sponge Bob Square Pants ! Ooooohhh...
saltynips
If sovietwomble came to the hague I'd be stoked
Kialna
In case you're not getting it; in The Hague trials are held for those who committed war crimes.
LilliamPumpernickel
Right I live in the Hague but I didn't see the link
Gayforbae
You literally live in the international courthouse?
NotTheMamaNotTheMama
Gayforbae
Well shit.. Just looked it up & the town is literally called The Hague. I thought was just the building. Who does that? It's like The Boston
Marrafaqa873
The court is the ICC: international criminal court. The Hague is the political capital of the Netherlands.
Kialna
Because 'Den Haag' is apparently too hard to pronounce for the rest of the world.