MayMyEnemiesLiveLong
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May 11, 2020 12:32 AM
MayMyEnemiesLiveLong
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D4RK3CH0
We need to start this trend with humanity.
Mordy9
kelpsie
Ah, Kitton Cannon.
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Cats know they can wear condoms, they’re just too cool to.
ohkaet
The Oatmeal?
scootwhoman
Be kind. Fix those kitties. They are becoming a feral menace, killing many song birds that eat insect pests.
donutsarebest
supraman2turbo
yeah about once every six months or so
FreddyMarieCurie
I played exploding kittens earlier. This card was one of my favorites
TheFastpaws
Both my cats are rescues that have been snipped.
Klnwltrnk
The shelter where I got my cats won't adopt out any animals that aren't spayed or neutered.
pr0nty
It would be a shitty shelter if it did.
BamboozledU
allthis4nothing
Jonesy!! Pspsps here, kitty...
intrikagaze
Need to rewatch alien movies
hatter13
i have 3, yes 3 stupid cats. now before you wig, one was fixed and no one wanted him, 2 was a starving pregnant, got her fixed
hatter13
as soon as i could, the last one is one of her kids that i closed the door on his head and he just accepted it.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Yes, absolutely, but that is not allowed right now because it is not emergency treatment.
Puvaradivi
Spay even if they're 100% indoor. Females are prone to all sorts of reproductive issues and cancers if you don't. Almost lost both of mine.
RelaxRehab
Because only you can prevent Forrest fires... Or whatever Bob Barker said
ERxWOLFx
Always upvote The Oatmeal
METROlD
Wait. Our cats aren't social distancing
chchchchwainges
Is the president aware of this
JusSumDood
Whats kitten season? Cats just decide to get horny in the summer?
KainWhisper
Mew Mew!* Mew Mew!*
brahmstalker
Andrew84
You are internet! Well done, sir.
thoraxe707
ASongOfPissAndFarts
Paul
decarnatedame
Crap, that was the name. I thought it was Kyle. I'm awful.
decarnatedame
I love Kyle. <3
GingerLaird
That's not Kyle that's Adam We.
graehall
Female cats can get pregnant at 4 months old, have up to 11 kittens, & get pregnant again within 8 weeks. Spaying 1 prevents 100s of births.
Danivuk
So, precursor tribbles.
Totsmacgee
Also if you don't, they are super loud and kinda annoying while in heat. Just fix them
MajorTom0101
That seems so strange for a predator.
warmyourbeans
Assuming x=2e^1.7(years)... 2 cats become almost 10,000 in 5 years and 50 million in 10 years.
Weedies617
Bob Barker knew the dangers we face
graehall
Given infinite resources & shelter, fuck! Odin help us. It's why what @petsncharge does is so important, traping & neutering so many strays.
SoshiGenkaku
And getting pregnant that young and often can cause tons of health issues. Want kitties to stay healthy? Spat and neuter.
Goldfisj
Check @bottlebabyfosters on Instagram. She's caring for a litter of preemies right now from a kitten mother. The poor things are so-
Goldfisj
Premature that they don't even have coats. It's crazy sad.
crushingbore
We need to start teaching our cats abstinence.
graehall
Hehe, tabstinence :P But for real, we need to stop dumping unwanted cats, kittens, we need to neuter them all. To stop population explosions
EyesOnThePies
Try abstaining with an unyielding biochemical drive that changes your behavior entirely and forces you to focus on one thing only.
YouGoHugo
Sounds like drunk me after a key bump
Mudpaws
Well if we have a meat shortage,,, oh nevermind heh
awesomecat42
Rabbits are better for that anyway, cheaper to feed and faster reproduction.
Mudpaws
Yup I know right ?
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
tarquinious
squishatron5000
Yep took me a second. I heard pew pew
wheresmybanana
Took me a second
NotABadLookingNarcissist
I was like “.....bench bench?...”
bubblebreathdragon
My dumb friend doesn't get it.
PancakeQueeen
Pew pew peww!! Gun sounds.
iHateMyselfButIHateYouMore
princess bench bench
DeltaBladeX
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pew
rgzdev
Ohhhhh!
scanerang
Didn't know that they have a specific name
wallyparadise
Dogs too. I don't want to hear the reasons why your pooch is special and doesn't need it. Do it.
SS2000Ali
Those owners are real Special...?
tbrs
Not the same thing. Cats roam and you have no control over where they go or who they see, you don’t have this problem with dogs
CapableTrash
This is ignoring the problems they have even if they are intact and not pregnant, give "pyometra" a google for me
MadameMoribundae
I never had my dog fixed and the vet never pushed for it. Said it was 50/50 on either side for problems, so I never did it.
Kunitsu
if you only have one that never gets loose then shouldnt be much of an issue, but households like mine where i have males and females, its
MadameMoribundae
She's gone now, but she never had any gyna issues because she was unfixed. The downvoters think they know better than my vet!
Kunitsu
100% necessary so i dont have puppies/kittens, or issues over territory too.