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Apr 2, 2020 11:48 PM
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Photo: Funny Quotes, Pictures & Sayings
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borocanuck
You trolling for upvotes?
justinr18642
First time weed run? Seen it covered it.
scuba7jb
On the plus side, he did get stopped for the red light.
jonklein611
No sir it’s not illegal to tow a boat, but we do require you put it on a trailer. You dropped a skier about a mile back...
Cobidom
Bet he feels like an idiot
HumanFromPlanetEarth
"Fuck them red lights" - The Wire
jayneseahawk
This happened a mile from my house
copingcabana
Ironically, it wasn't able to dodge that
ZepolTech
SAIL!!!
myotherrideisyermom
Who run Barter Town?
Dukenukemx
That went over his head.
starwarsmemes
Looks like the boat really rammed into him
Kiore
Foolproof.. boats are really heavy after all.
CF22103
Stop quickly, but don’t go overboard
binky4me
YEET!
JamesF0790
Well he made a right aft of himself
Yorkpensioner
It should have been plain sailing
DaTT1978
I hope that RAMming was rePORTed AFTer it happened
Medic36
Looks expensive
Maldraek
Nice crease.
warmNchewey
Physics is hard.
SupposablyPersnickity
It’s clearly the boat drivers fault.
FlissFloss86Gaming
I saw him. Must've been doing 50 nauts in a 30 zone
SophiesMum
?
GrampasEroticPoetry
I think they’re called captains, or pilots, or Snorks.
TheSiskoIsOfBajor
Your mom's a snork
LargePoutine
Figuring the damage was enough punishment, the cops let him off with a stern warning.
youarethesumofyourcontradictions
Aft a good talking to
ISeeNippleWithoutLittleKids
SuperDramaticFusion
I bow to you, sir.
jimfalconer611
Inertia. It’s a real bitch sometimes.
puente842124
Explain that one to Jake from Allstate
jenniferpelota
(State Farm. State Farm!)
SarcasmSnob
Farmers knows a thing or two about it, though
SophiesMum
He sounds hideous!
ButteryButtsButterflyCups
I opened up an old Pokemon record a few months ago. I forgot I named the starter Khakis after that commercial
sgtxsarge
Did you wear your Pokemon like a skin suit?
binky4me
A three hour tour. A three hour tour.
Sugarcrotch
RedRingOfObviousness
Obscure. I like it.
NeynasGhost
Gilligan's Island is obscure? Jesus. I feel old, and I'm not even THIRTY.
sixsi
Was the driver keeled?
RedRingOfObviousness
Stop light cams, amirite?!
oneandoneandoneisthree
Hopefully they're having a sail at the boat store
MrCroupAndMrVandemar
dontmindthescreaming
lickwidghost
RedRingOfObviousness
Good ship lolly pop?
SophiesMum
AlmightyThor117
Hopefully not, but I bet he will have to clean the poop deck though
Vaeevictiss
That is a hull of a way to go
rickisuffer
Over
labmonkey4life
No, but he was given a stern warning
ClassyDumpster
He should have anchored it better.
MajorTom0101
Bow chicka wow wow!
RoastedSalted
I'd file a com-plank against the re-port-ing officer for not holstering his gunwale issuing said warning. Also sextant, futtock, & poopdeck.
eleventythird
Doug said it will.
AntRam95
He had to walk the plank
DieGeistreiter
BlackAssMamaWhiteAssDaddy
Take a bow, you salty dog
BobbyBobBobBuBuBuBubblegoose
Ooh. A double pun!