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Sep 19, 2016 5:30 PM
hymensemen
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EwGrooss
Utah, get me two!
JasonDiazaster
I zoomed, is that razor burn?
SteakForPresident
I need more zoom!
The2020ElectionWasStolen
so how come she never made the grade?
chevelle604ss
BeastyBill88
Just print the damn thing!
YetAnotherDay
Something something I'd use my pole in her vault...
napalmandsatan
That's punbelievable.
RobertEmmet
If it's a vault, you've got a problem
motherfuckingjesuschrist
All I want to do is a zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom
PeanutButterPappy
Just shake your rump
woozle
papapaoomowmowpapaoomowmowmowpapapaooomamowmowpapaoo
My 90s angsty crush. No one understood when I told them.
CampfireVampire
Who is this, again?
woozle
janeane garofalo
CampfireVampire
Thank you good sir
michaelbatista87
Whatsup with the negative comments. Ya gay? Lol
seijirou
I don't know why but the pole vaulting body is fucking amazing.
jailbot
Because of how much of your body you need to utilize to be successful. Especially on a professional level.
Spinzaku
I am assuming it's because the muscle to body weight ratio is so important. Lean and strong = sexy as hell.
YouKilledMeImADeadGhooostNow
As a former vaulter, we had people with pretty diverse body types. Long and lean usually do well first... but eventually its all core.
YouKilledMeImADeadGhooostNow
So expect vaulters at their peak to have abs, obliques, and asses of steel. Not me anymore but without much other workout I was at the time.
seijirou
Well now I know why.
midnightowl79
http://www.espn.com/espnw/culture/feature/article/16836065/pole-vaulter-allison-stokke-want-your-sex-symbol
HerbSewell
Oh I see! Little razor rash down there.
herpopottomas
Girl needs to get waxed...
mikeatike
Confirmed, zoom.
screwdriverone
Just Do It.
airtime359
As a guy who vaulted in college. Wearing spandex everyday is not good for the pubes.
plus1forzoom
+1 for it
scifinovelist
Why's she holding a pen?
motherfuckingjesuschrist
Zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom in her boom-boom
DaveMatthewsLapBand
Razor Burn and Stubble
ekstw
Bruh?
StromTrooperChiefRecruiter
notapreppie
Never forget that no matter your accomplishments or deeds, no matter how good you look, there's always this guy pointing out your flaws.
xDaegen
True, true
Jewbacca21
Did you just assume their gender? Usually I'm totally against that line of thought but this time it fits. Why does it have to be a guy?
notapreppie
Mostly because I treat "guy" as gender neutral. As in, "I love/hate you guys."
Jewbacca21
That's really... Weird. Maybe I'll use gal as gender neutral. Like this gal is out of control
notapreppie
I encourage you to do that and report the results in the form of interpretive dance in a YouTube video.
WhataboutBobWiley
She got rid of the Stubble?
imnotryan
that feel when you are a world class athlete but the only reason anybody knows your name is your instagram
lovu123
I'd suggest her waxed or do laser hair removal
Rocketturkeyman
I would hold her at the mall
AttractiveFlatulence
Yes, zoom indeed