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allofasuddeninfantdeathsyndrome
Lost it at molexting
Nalvor
That first one is what my dad asked me when I said I was going to a grad party.
sincubi
Like a Dragon...
dhorso
Hey guys! I just discovered that you can fullscreen one picture and just scroll the rest in fullscreen! On mobile app that is.
6pakki
Fucking priceless!
BushiestCream
Molexting. Jesus Christ
Zeroeffs
"molexting" ...haha!
rakkarn
This is so me in a few years.. ????
manybigcomments
TIL most fake stuff happen on an iPhone
Empurpled
Oh, the one serious one about the sisters who don't talk. Out of nowhere: feels.
VonnegutIncarnate
On the first one when my dad asked if I would be having sex I would say "hopefully" and then he's let me go
theUniverseMomentum
My penis is stuck.
thatoneguyfromthatplacewhodidthatonething
+1 for the GAME CHANGER
spacerocks
A's in design school? Hah. That's why they all have it.
MonserrSans2
In a meeting
PuppermintJerryJr
When dad doesn't text back for more than 10 years.
SloMoHippo
Ed Sharon?
Amnestic
Can't tell if you're actually asking or not but I'd assume he means Ed Sheeran.
eelbee
In a meeting
HippieMan
In a meeting
AnIdiotWhoShouldBeShot
In a meeting
IsNice
Are you in a meeting?
RedBlueGreenRedBlueGreen
That AIDS one is from a Clickhole article. Not the first time I've seen it absorbed into dumps like this. Love it.
mrdude88
I don't know why but the styrofoam lunch box made me laugh.
Xen300
Some of these are as laboured as an Elvis bowel movement.
MercuryGreen
Women: it needs to be a thing that when men send unwanted dick pics it's "molexting"
brunettesandbacon
I want a dragon for my birthday
brucebernard
Fake dads are getting creative.
MotherflippersThinkEverythingIsAMotherflippingJoke
I wish I had some of the texts from my Father in law. When he got bored in meetings, he'd send me the most random of things. It was the bes
meitsmeitsme
Ugh
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Damn, how come I never thought of that. Now where do I buy glitter?
mackymc
All fake
MundaneFinality
Well duh.
Twinklepot
'YES, IM BACK'
kfccoleslaw
BY POPULAR DEMAND
theUniverseMomentum
dang I lost it.
alltheusernamesthatiwantaretaken
IM BACK AGAIN
awildcloud
dang I lost it again.
ZibbyDoo
"Then grow a pair and talk to them". There are a LOT of people on this site that really need to take that advice.
DoctorClef
But what if she thinks that I am a weirdo so she calls the cops so I have to fend against wave of cops?
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
But complaining about the friendzone is so much easier!
Snakesz
Worst that can happen is getting rejected and ending up in the same spot you are already ha
animalrv
I'm already married though. Trying to be more shy. It's for the best.
EmergencyAustralian
I'm more of an "admire silently from afar" kind of guy
KyloSolo
In many, many forms...
Brotzbertz
We all didn't have fathers!!!
blorf
Um, yes we did. Biology.
TheCaffeinatedPanda
I don't see enough girls in settings where that would be appropriate. Probably something to do with my entire course being guys.
YouCantKillTheMetal
LAME.. I think you've seen too many movies where 'the meet' is telegraphed. I'm sure you walk in to shops occasionally. Say Hi to someone.
TheCaffeinatedPanda
Of course I do. I'm not actually looking, though, so... On the other hand, a cute French girl just moved in upstairs for a couple of weeks.
YouCantKillTheMetal
I expect updates
alittlegimpy
I'm in my last year of mechanical engineering in an engineering college and I have never been hit on. Waste of four years.
TheCaffeinatedPanda
Well, hi there ;) In all seriousness, the guys you aren't friends with are probably terrified of you, and the guys you are friends with...
LuckyLuke193
That's the downside of Mechanical Engineering :P
catchmorehoneysbeingfly
Im a dude who works almost entirely with girls and I think it's slowly driving me to be gay lol
skribbly
As a girl: just start by saying Hi! When is that not appropriate?
mibango
In the youtube videos its so easy but when you cant social and get light panic attacks everytime you see attractive women its not
EhIWonderHowLongAUsernameCanBeLetsFindOutShallWeAaandThereItIs
Hi!
TheCaffeinatedPanda
When I'm at work, or in a lecture. Besides that, I don't get out much when I'm at uni.
DropThatShieldAndPraiseTheSun
How much free time do you have?
mibango
Failure by design
DropThatShieldAndPraiseTheSun
HI! ;D
skribbly
Hi :) You see?! Did I bite? No. Did I call the cops? No. Was there reason to panic? No!
DropThatShieldAndPraiseTheSun
Biting isn't all bad. Just be careful!
WrathCore696
Some have called the cops on me just because i said hi. In a park or a bookstore. Yes i was fully clothed
AlkeneThiol
Don't walk up to them and jiggle their boobs as much as you might want to. Stay about 4 feet away and then say hi. No more jail time!
smugmeerkat
Have you tried not being fully clothed?
WrathCore696
Hmm i should
ng123ng987
What course?
TheCaffeinatedPanda
Bsc Computer Games Technology. There were several girls last year, but they dropped out, leaving one. She just deferred the year...
ng123ng987
That's bad. That industry needs more women.
TheCaffeinatedPanda
Yes, it does. The last one left was a really talented artist, too, but she had problems at home. All I can say is we don't discourage girls.
BingleBangleBungle
We know you're staring from afar and look away every time we catch you. Just come up and talk to us, even if you stutter or blush..
BingleBangleBungle
..we will find it cute, just like you would with us. You'll also find it becomes easier every time you do.
DoctorClef
When you (in a general way) find me cute, I fear that you are dismissing it as a childish attempt and not taking it seriously
BingleBangleBungle
I can see that, but isn't hiding away from someone more childish? Plus, if someone thinks that about the fact that they make your blood..
mwobey
So you know: looking away when you see someone giving you attention is a very ambiguous signal; people also do it when they want someone 1/?
mwobey
to "just go away". It's much more effective communication to gaze back, give a "how you doin'?" expression, then cock your head to indicate
mwobey
"hey, come over here." Or... you know, go over to them and start the conversation yourself, since you're allowed to do that too.