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Apr 28, 2026 3:48 AM
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OneLessProstate
100 episodes, rick & 2 crows
AlysObv
#7 Canuck!
Always #7
FriscoCorvinus
It sure made my corviday.
dalaimickey
I’m glad this post did not ruffle your feathers.
Mindlessselfindulgent
#21 thanks i wamted to look for that image to use as an avatar. Now i don't have to anymore.
dalaimickey
Cheers.
2ndRollYo
Crows before bros!
dalaimickey
Then by the commutative property, if bros come before hoes, and crows come before bros, then Crows come before Hoes.
Cptbluebeard7
#29 why don't you just smile energy.
dalaimickey
I don’t see it that way.
BeardicPerformance
#8 how does one even determine this?
dalaimickey
They asked a crow to do something with nothing.
mormacil
Math
ilhares
#8 - I would like to know how they tested this.
dalaimickey
Probably they asked a bird to do something with nothing.
ilhares
SisyphusRollin
I got bad blood with the local corvids. The whole fun and games with "make friends, they'll remember you" is the same the other way around. Viscous fucks murdered the hell out of a little feathered buddy I was trying to take care of. Now we got beef.
dalaimickey
This is unfortunate. I am sorry for your loss. I hope you can find peace with them.
SisyphusRollin
They run the show out here and my backyard has a dip in it, they use that to chase birds down and feast. At this point, I walk all the time, we're at a steady peace. Most likely because I present no real threat and I swear they've swarmed around me. I just chased two off and then did stuff like shake my fence to get them off. But I swear you could see emotion in their movements, they weren't mad at me. Annoyed. They were patient, I turned my eye for a second and the rock dove they'd trapped in
SisyphusRollin
my back yard was gone. Fully eviscerated, eyes, wings spread wide... like a roman execution from a film. It was gnarly and they were sitting on my fence off to the right just watching me. If they could grin, they would have been the little smug fuckers. We got dogs more active now so they don't use the back yard anymore but man they're all over here, I've had a small group fly about me before. Like I joke but I think i pissed them off, like they're trying to punk me.
huey9k
#16 ....YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
dalaimickey
No need to eat crow. It's only a pun.
huey9k
No, it was my addition to the almost perfect CSI: MIAMI intro pun Horatio Caine pulls in EVERY EPISODE.
dalaimickey
And then I made a pun that…. Never mind.
thekeyofe
#12 Aarakocra is an okay choice, but you could also go with Kenku, since they're literally humanoid corvids.
dalaimickey
Yeah, we'll you're a humanoid corvid.
thekeyofe
Yes, and?
dalaimickey
And... I think... I think I love you.
thekeyofe