Aug 22, 2020 4:02 AM
GacysCrawlSpace
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spontaneous9
30 years for me,& I still miss the girl who broke my heart. But my GF of 25 years and I are doing fine; we're life partners. It can be done!
bwuh
Ex's can be painful, but also a constant reminder that you once had a decent Netflix password.
abeyoye
I fantasize about so many that I have lost count.
PickleMargarita
Very specific, but me too. Today was literally 6 years since she told me she wanted a divorce.
Tatuzka
I stopped thinking about my EX after i met someone a lot better and more special.So i think if it bothers alot you try meeting new people :)
imissmylastboyfriend
I know this feel.
85HH
Your ego and confidence.
Coruxus
Ex’s can be painful, there are some you just wish could’ve worked out ?
Flexiblewarmth
Share the link to the video so we can too.
vitaminalgas
Me too...
youlooklikehalfabuttpuppet
Do you have the dreams? The dreams can make it weird.
Pally01
Fantasise about sex with her? Or fantasise about her being a good person?
tg2222222
16 years and I still have daily intrusive thoughts about an ex. Had a very difficult marriage since, so that probably doesn't help.
Nlchacon
Satornoti6
Pics or it did't happen
wynryprocter
Nothing is wrong with you- you shared that connection and it was/is a part of you. We are made of experiances.
DigitalRebel
A true confession bear
EricPisch
I still do about my ex after 20 years, mostly of the bitch being eaten alive by bears
stevelom
Welcome to the club brother ❤️
SaganIsMyLordAndSavior
NEVER feel weird about or second guess ANYTHING you fantasize about. Most of us fantasize horribly fucked up shit. This is 100% normal.
therealsalvi
i feel you dawg
MrNom
It's been 3 months... I'm doomed.
heinstein
Two years and counting for me
So... she’s single?
And a whore. So the micro penis might work out for you bruh
KnowmSaying
Finally. A chance.
UncleBuckFutter
Listen to the man, his words are wise and experienced
MechaNinja
Dude, you married her for a reason. That shit doesn't always get washed away by the reasons you unmarried her.
lovingspace
This. A thousand times this. New partners will never understand, but for the reasons you married her, you may always love your ex-wife.
BriefausdemGeist
As in sexually or how to plan a murder?
natachan
First one, then t'other?
DayGloOrangeFrisbee
Murder first obviously
imnotryan
The realest question.
proudtobeapleb
Guessmyusername
She hot?
Extremely, and even hoe I've dated since I tried to make them her
Brainshart
Pics
infernopg
i had a friends with benefits 10ish years ago, still have videos and pic of her and i do wank to them regularly because she was that hot
holdmychickn
Dude- don’t sweat it. Still fantasize about my ex. Spank it out and you’ll come to your senses after.
powwerbottom
Why did it end
filben7
HEY EVERYONE, FREUD IS POINTING AT THIS GUY!
Freud said the Irish couldn't be analyzed.
Look, whatever you and irish hoes getting anal-ized do together is none of IMGURs business.
THEmichaelscarn12
No he didn't, that's just a line from The Departed
DustyMcKnuckles
Ive started having "Cuddle dreams." Nothing suggestive/explicit, just familiarity/comfort. Then I wake up and think "maybe I should start >>
>> dating again." Then I remember how my fiance broke it off then married the guy she told me not to worry about 2 months later. Nope. Pass.
DefinitelyNOTDrEvil
I was CRUSHED by my ex. It was...awful. Abusive, mean, took my money, made me feel worthless. Now, my husband and I are about to spend our
First anniversary in the mountains and are blissfully happy. It can happen man. You can find someone.
franzkopp1
So she is happy and you are stuck.
Yup. Ive got no ill will, everyone has a right to seize their own happiness, but I wont lie... it kinda fucked me up
progressorstatusquo
Got to work past that hurt man. Dont let her ruin love for you like that. You deserve to still find one of the amazing loyal women out there
LuncheonsAndDragons
I had always wondered about that. Unfortunately now I know it isn't pain exactly, but the knowledge that I can't spot it coming.
Accept that you cant predict that happening. Sometimes the fear of that happening can end up making it happen. Work on conquering that fear
You are stronger than that my dude
Someday. But I'm looking out for me first. Im actively working towards earning my private pilot's license cuz Ive always wanted to fly!
Ayye! One step ahead I see. Just wanted to make sure you didn't give up bro. Good for you tho! Working on yourself is utmost
Especially when you want to find someone with quality. We can't expect to get a queen without working to be a king ourselves. You bout to be
toogoodtomiss
Women love pilots so win win
geminijulz
I also choose this guys ex wife.
PrinceSamaSanChanKun
Great minds think alike
ohheywhatsup
Myrati
She'd choose you too.
Ketheres
DudeItLooksLikeIDidntChooseAnUsername
hey you gotta respect the queue, i have the n. 69, what about you?
tibris
nice
ShinjizIkari
Never gets old xD
IAmTheBadW01f
Just like that guy's dead wife!
MohammadBinLadenHussain
Djkb6718
SlamTiltWizard
D4RK3CH0
That dog reminds me of Rachel Dratch.
Perfectlynormalhumanbieng
I see it
AtsaMattaForMe
v
O11i3
God I hope this joke never dies. Unlike that guy’s wife
IbitDalv
Too soon?
MrWoodster
J0hnnyBlack
Legit this is still the funniest thing I've ever read.
jesusisherelookbusy
agburanar
prototype024
So dark, police about to shoot him.
lamballs
MadeYouLookAgain
Gold star
NewCartoonist
Literally everybody did
Really? You think literally?? Everyone? Every single one? All of us one? Literally?!?
Yes. Literally every person that opened this comment understood it. Literally.
TheMazzy
Nothing. You were once in love and even if you aren't anymore that memory could never dissolve in a thousand and one lifetimes.
BaklavaMatatas
I think of my ex penis / sex sometimes, I guess mostly because he's the last one Ive seen. Time to make new memories
makingwoofles
Go meet some new penis!!
Since this my post/meme let me be the first to offer
DongSayaDae
... hi there, i say with no ulterior motive
Kiopho
Have you heard of Alzheimer's ?
PandaGoop
I wish this was true
DEWME1992
Unless like you lose the mind of age
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Ima try though
theeAndikrist
One golden hour, one perfect day, one shining season - never fade away
HarryFrumvrk
So what you’re saying is... 1,002 and I’m free!!!
smegginhell
Yeah but you're reincarnated into something that also doesn't think like we do, so free is a subjective stance at that point
I'm saying learn and grow. Every trial makes us stronger and wiser.
orimageddon127001
Very wise words. Thank you random imgurian
chuz0
Stronger and wiser = cynical
Nothing wrong with that.
spontaneous9
30 years for me,& I still miss the girl who broke my heart. But my GF of 25 years and I are doing fine; we're life partners. It can be done!
bwuh
Ex's can be painful, but also a constant reminder that you once had a decent Netflix password.
abeyoye
I fantasize about so many that I have lost count.
PickleMargarita
Very specific, but me too. Today was literally 6 years since she told me she wanted a divorce.
Tatuzka
I stopped thinking about my EX after i met someone a lot better and more special.So i think if it bothers alot you try meeting new people :)
imissmylastboyfriend
I know this feel.
85HH
Your ego and confidence.
Coruxus
Ex’s can be painful, there are some you just wish could’ve worked out ?
Flexiblewarmth
Share the link to the video so we can too.
vitaminalgas
Me too...
youlooklikehalfabuttpuppet
Do you have the dreams? The dreams can make it weird.
Pally01
Fantasise about sex with her? Or fantasise about her being a good person?
tg2222222
16 years and I still have daily intrusive thoughts about an ex. Had a very difficult marriage since, so that probably doesn't help.
Nlchacon
Satornoti6
Pics or it did't happen
wynryprocter
Nothing is wrong with you- you shared that connection and it was/is a part of you. We are made of experiances.
DigitalRebel
A true confession bear
EricPisch
I still do about my ex after 20 years, mostly of the bitch being eaten alive by bears
stevelom
Welcome to the club brother ❤️
SaganIsMyLordAndSavior
NEVER feel weird about or second guess ANYTHING you fantasize about. Most of us fantasize horribly fucked up shit. This is 100% normal.
therealsalvi
i feel you dawg
MrNom
It's been 3 months... I'm doomed.
heinstein
Two years and counting for me
DigitalRebel
So... she’s single?
GacysCrawlSpace
And a whore. So the micro penis might work out for you bruh
KnowmSaying
Finally. A chance.
UncleBuckFutter
Listen to the man, his words are wise and experienced
MechaNinja
Dude, you married her for a reason. That shit doesn't always get washed away by the reasons you unmarried her.
lovingspace
This. A thousand times this. New partners will never understand, but for the reasons you married her, you may always love your ex-wife.
BriefausdemGeist
As in sexually or how to plan a murder?
natachan
First one, then t'other?
DayGloOrangeFrisbee
Murder first obviously
imnotryan
The realest question.
proudtobeapleb
Guessmyusername
She hot?
GacysCrawlSpace
Extremely, and even hoe I've dated since I tried to make them her
Brainshart
Pics
infernopg
i had a friends with benefits 10ish years ago, still have videos and pic of her and i do wank to them regularly because she was that hot
holdmychickn
Dude- don’t sweat it. Still fantasize about my ex. Spank it out and you’ll come to your senses after.
powwerbottom
Why did it end
filben7
HEY EVERYONE, FREUD IS POINTING AT THIS GUY!
GacysCrawlSpace
Freud said the Irish couldn't be analyzed.
filben7
Look, whatever you and irish hoes getting anal-ized do together is none of IMGURs business.
THEmichaelscarn12
No he didn't, that's just a line from The Departed
DustyMcKnuckles
Ive started having "Cuddle dreams." Nothing suggestive/explicit, just familiarity/comfort. Then I wake up and think "maybe I should start >>
DustyMcKnuckles
>> dating again." Then I remember how my fiance broke it off then married the guy she told me not to worry about 2 months later. Nope. Pass.
DefinitelyNOTDrEvil
I was CRUSHED by my ex. It was...awful. Abusive, mean, took my money, made me feel worthless. Now, my husband and I are about to spend our
DefinitelyNOTDrEvil
First anniversary in the mountains and are blissfully happy. It can happen man. You can find someone.
franzkopp1
So she is happy and you are stuck.
DustyMcKnuckles
Yup. Ive got no ill will, everyone has a right to seize their own happiness, but I wont lie... it kinda fucked me up
progressorstatusquo
Got to work past that hurt man. Dont let her ruin love for you like that. You deserve to still find one of the amazing loyal women out there
LuncheonsAndDragons
I had always wondered about that. Unfortunately now I know it isn't pain exactly, but the knowledge that I can't spot it coming.
progressorstatusquo
Accept that you cant predict that happening. Sometimes the fear of that happening can end up making it happen. Work on conquering that fear
progressorstatusquo
You are stronger than that my dude
DustyMcKnuckles
Someday. But I'm looking out for me first. Im actively working towards earning my private pilot's license cuz Ive always wanted to fly!
progressorstatusquo
Ayye! One step ahead I see. Just wanted to make sure you didn't give up bro. Good for you tho! Working on yourself is utmost
progressorstatusquo
Especially when you want to find someone with quality. We can't expect to get a queen without working to be a king ourselves. You bout to be
toogoodtomiss
Women love pilots so win win
geminijulz
I also choose this guys ex wife.
PrinceSamaSanChanKun
Great minds think alike
ohheywhatsup
Myrati
She'd choose you too.
Ketheres
DudeItLooksLikeIDidntChooseAnUsername
hey you gotta respect the queue, i have the n. 69, what about you?
tibris
nice
ShinjizIkari
Never gets old xD
IAmTheBadW01f
Just like that guy's dead wife!
MohammadBinLadenHussain
Djkb6718
SlamTiltWizard
D4RK3CH0
That dog reminds me of Rachel Dratch.
Perfectlynormalhumanbieng
I see it
AtsaMattaForMe
O11i3
God I hope this joke never dies. Unlike that guy’s wife
IbitDalv
Too soon?
MrWoodster
J0hnnyBlack
Legit this is still the funniest thing I've ever read.
jesusisherelookbusy
agburanar
prototype024
So dark, police about to shoot him.
lamballs
MadeYouLookAgain
Gold star
NewCartoonist
Literally everybody did
lamballs
Really? You think literally?? Everyone? Every single one? All of us one? Literally?!?
NewCartoonist
Yes. Literally every person that opened this comment understood it. Literally.
TheMazzy
Nothing. You were once in love and even if you aren't anymore that memory could never dissolve in a thousand and one lifetimes.
BaklavaMatatas
I think of my ex penis / sex sometimes, I guess mostly because he's the last one Ive seen. Time to make new memories
makingwoofles
Go meet some new penis!!
GacysCrawlSpace
Since this my post/meme let me be the first to offer
DongSayaDae
... hi there, i say with no ulterior motive
Kiopho
Have you heard of Alzheimer's ?
PandaGoop
I wish this was true
DEWME1992
Unless like you lose the mind of age
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Ima try though
theeAndikrist
One golden hour, one perfect day, one shining season - never fade away
HarryFrumvrk
So what you’re saying is... 1,002 and I’m free!!!
smegginhell
Yeah but you're reincarnated into something that also doesn't think like we do, so free is a subjective stance at that point
TheMazzy
I'm saying learn and grow. Every trial makes us stronger and wiser.
orimageddon127001
Very wise words. Thank you random imgurian
chuz0
Stronger and wiser = cynical
TheMazzy
Nothing wrong with that.