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boombaby123
Well, I think we can all agree when I say, what a fucking bitch.
chad3chad4321
It doesn't look like she ever had it.
JasonD
Sounds like he broke the first rule.
PonySwag
She's a keeper.
yourenotfunnyyourenotcoolpleasedieinapuddleofyourowndrool
hahahaha my username doesn't apply to you.
PeachyFuckingKeen
Yeah, in a mental institution
SmellyPotatoMan
Keep 'er at least 100 yards away at all times.
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
DODGED A BULLET.
fluggnugget
Never stick your.. Wait, phew.
balto97
What a cunt
Killrapture
Correct usage of that word indeed
ThisIsNotTheSarahYouAreLookingFor
I mean don't put your dick in crazy on the first date?
Letmeramble
She sounds like a great girl.
PricklyGoo
I'm going to start doing this on second dates to screen for the unstable.
LadyTashviv
But some of us are smarter than that. I'd have smiled and said ok, then take my secret car out and followed your every trace. just in case.
PricklyGoo
Stalker crazy is fun. I'd notice eventually and hit up every strip club and party on the way just to fuck with you.
LadyTashviv
ouuu, can I join? Wait.. you're not supposed to know I'm here.. well shit
PricklyGoo
Come on then but if you're going to hang out with me you gotta step your game up. Crazy is my type.
LiveLikeLarry
So she's single?
Tninja1337
I love your username.
Ggrievous
forever
RenaissanceFaireMan
What club does she hang at?
Floridaishumid
The fu cking club
BuffingtonRumbleberries
I don't know, she may have met a real man at the club last night.
ICanSeeForever
She didn't go to the club. She stayed in, drank a bottle of wine and cried about how men are assholes and why can't she find a good one...
theconeofdunshire
At the fu cking club
theNilbogTroll
Never stick your dick in crazy.
thefurredreich
You can stick your dick in it. Just don't let her know who you are or where you live.
FireflySky
Just curious, but what would be the female equivalent for this? Don't sit on the crazy stick?
guywhoalwaysoneupsyou
Never place your pickle in the crisper
dionoil
We all do though. It's unavoidable. The trick is to spot it early.
sevenstringprog
Truth. Never stick your dick in Tinder matches. Literally just dealt with similar crazy last night :/
HowYouDo1
I need this as a T-shirt.
hx50
Don't put your dick in it...
Metalgearslade
What was your friends original message that instigated this?
AndromedaNichole
Oh....snap. Yea...your friend dodged a major crazy.
HighrockTendales
imagine the anal though
icekraze
But apparently did stick dick in crazy...
isherlaufer
Remember kids: Don't put your dick in crazy.
MrPredator
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/1063867/shut-the-fuck-up-o.gif
ursulathecwitch
Never put your dick in poor grammar.
cantspellmanslaughterwithoutlaughter
We should have some type of date insurance to compensate us for these catastrophic/total losses.
HowYouDo1
Like written, notarized contracts that say, 'If other person blows, get reimbursed/compensated for time/money.' Would go both ways.
Macksiiie
Fuck that the amount I'd be owed for the past, my petty side would hate to see anyone reap benefits. At least one date had to be like $100k
HeyFreckleFace
Agreed!
luckycharms4life
It's just dating, sheesh. This would be overkill.
ScaleScentedAnalDildo
"But I need to be compensated and protected from bad consequences of my own decisions and poor judgment!"
luckycharms4life
OR "I'm entitled to a perfect life. A bad date breaks that. I deserve to be compensated."
UltraBooster
Grow some fkin hair on your... Toes? Butthole? EYEBALLS?
HowYouDo1
'balds spot's disgusting'. Someone found a Reddit post that said what the bottom line was. She was poking fun at the dude's thinning hair.
dennnnnis
dodged a bullet
CristhianIR
But it will end up with someone else. Fudge. Isn't irresponsible to let her roam the streets freely?
aaronwhitey14
He's gonna be so lonely now !!!
captlush
Wife her
Groznek
Hey look, texts, literally the easiest thing to fake
HowYouDo1
I would've texted back: you're*...you're*...you're*...you're*...
thatonechickwiththethingthatonetimeatthatoneplacewiththestuff
That's my favorite thing about people who throw around insults and loosely use the word ignorant.
Disneyisbae
I would dump her because of her bad spelling and grammar alone.
LordAaron
Don't forget the I'lls
IAmAce
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
FNHuskys
God I love my wife.
Paulgasm
Yikes.
pesticidefree
Reminds me of my last break up..
bigbrother
Dodged a bullet, axe and chains in one fell fumble.
TranceEnding
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MOTHERFUCKINGBIRDJESUS
theclocker
the worst part is she can procreate
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
Not since the "accident"
Alexanderthemediocre
Seems he dodged a bullet there
BeefHardslab
This is why I keep a stable of female friends who are not afraid to whup some ass. I have at least 3 chick friends I could fwd this shit to.
theacidplan
he missed an imperial star destroyer
disorientedoriental
Bullet? More like dodged a bomb
glowblueglobalglobule
Understatement of the year
Babum
A bullet would be an understatement
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
at least the caliber of a BRRRRRT
quadralol
Even a BRRRT would run from this one.
dennnnnis
Every time I read BRRRT I make the sound in my head
SouperScott
Uh...if you don't make that sound when you read it, what's the FUCKING POINT OF TYPING IT OUT!?!?!?!
Nukatron
Are you NOT supposed to??
Treyshaun
A single burst from it's machine gun can cut a man in half
VictorHolm
K
holyiv
I behind that's a Hind Hele from MG5
IAmNotASkeleton
Why BRRT a man in half when you can BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT a man into a bloody puddle?
casualdingus
Bullet? I would say he dodged a f*cking cannonball
Thomaster
Probably easier to dodge a cannonball...
CanadianMooseRider
Think he just dodged the death star
fe1od1or
I'd say a 900mm artillery shell at least.
Wombatfisher
Arms race time!! He dodged a ballistic missile!
dildoofjesus
14 Megaton Atom Bomb.
Wombatfisher
This was a year ago!
dildoofjesus
I come from random mdoe
BumpSweep
Like Neo in the Matrix....