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Fun stuff.
magitek
#31 intense serial killer energy
mintvis
#16 https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldHY5NDhlMnpuNDJtbmhxNW5pbnpsdXFiMW9hN29obHNsZXdseHptbyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ZR7WOAqLvbZQY/giphy.mp4
bigtwindaddy10
#3
RevRagnarok
#6 She blew a 0.9 but the Russian cops only gave her an 0.7.
nevercompromisenoteven
Think Waynes World 3 gonna be pretty unhinged with Michael Monroe as a main character.
TheWyldeCard
Had to dig through comments a bit to see if anyone clocked him, despite the pixels. You, sir/madam, are a person of impeccable taste.
nevercompromisenoteven
Hanoi Rocks rocks! I've seen him live with Slash 2009, never as lead for Hanoi tho!
TheWyldeCard
Unfortunately, Hanoi Rocks kinda fell apart since Andy McCoy got fed up by piracy and started painting. With his own blood mixed to the paint to make his pieces irreplicable. What a strange man, that Andy. Met him once, on a Helsinki tram, he jabbered something about having pizza in his boot.
alyssaaac
#17
Exdeath5000
#1 But did you see the guy in the grassy knoll
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
#32 https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlc3d2NTI1ODlmbGxhbGVpOWd0Z2dhaW53bHN2ZDhrOGllOHZ1cjVxNCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/14aLuWEyopPrFK/giphy.mp4
haveanupvotegif
ILoveThiPlatform
Where do people find these amazing upvote gifs?
ElectricSlideOrchestra
There used to be a gold mine of them when imgur hosted their own gifs in the vault but now that they subbed it out to mediacrap's gif website, giphy, they've since been lost. Other gif creators on imgur have made their own as well, but if you look at the username of the person you replied to, you'll see that's their schtick. If you browse their favorites, you'll find more upvote gifs than you can shake a stick at.
haveanupvotegif
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlbHAzdmE2NmNueG4xNDQ3dGx5dzZsdG9hYTV2NnEwaGVqNmNjcW85MSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3o7TKGxwCZaIgVP7ZC/giphy.mp4
yespaige
Omnislash9
#19 https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bWZzMzBoNmV1NmY4d251a2Z3Y3V0Zmo2anIxOHFya3V3NHd1cjF6bSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/hVTouq08miyVo1a21m/200w.webp
TanithRosenbaum
#29 Wait what? Holy fuck that's actually real. And they're starting a texting while driving ban too? As in they didn't have one yet? O.o https://abc13.com/texas-laws-texting-while-driving-open-carry-swords/2265959/
WitchCityHound
#32 I used to go to an RPG con at a hotel like that in Arlington, VA. We rode mattresses all the way down.
BipedalHumanoidWithSlightlyDifferentNoseRidge
#29 ... machetes have been getting a bit of press in Australia lately, * 'yutes' and their knife fights.. with laws banning them in Victoria coming into effect in September.
DoktorWeasel
Yutes in utes. New band name.
BipedalHumanoidWithSlightlyDifferentNoseRidge
Rambunctious Yutes.
ILoveThiPlatform
I see you've played knifey spoony before
BipedalHumanoidWithSlightlyDifferentNoseRidge
Yes, I have. However:
profiledit
#32 the engineer.. https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1azJ6djl1MWJtbXZxd2wwZHRzbG1oc2RvczA2MTBhdHlwZmcwd3NybyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/F2ETwBG0qrlAI/200w.webp
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
#44 this is also why you find the BEST tomatoes near sewage treatment plants
ElectricSlideOrchestra
I worked for a city wastewater department for a summer job when I was in highschool. Part of their process was an oxygen activated sludge digestion tank, where natural enzymes literally ate the majority of the solids. They leftover solids are hauled off in tanker spreaders and spread on local farmers' fields for free. Soybeans and sugar beets had the most yield gains from it but there was a waiting list to get some of the black gold spread on your fields.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
....arrr....but that's high class feacal matter
mratio
But it’s organic right? https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlejQwM3J6b3N4M3lqMHd5NDE3bHMyM29lanhwZWVmZmU5bmYwdW5hMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/yH0U9E28MJqPC/giphy.mp4
ElectricSlideOrchestra
Absolutely
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
No, shit
HuruinaInu
#40 what the hell kind of dystopia society is being crafted around us... when the idea of "being homeless may actually be better for your health" is something that... I'm just...
oldguyexlurker
#40 The "zero blue light" is wrong. They're referring to a blue spectrum spike that specifically exists in sunlight. IF they don't use cell phones or other screens late into the evening, then they are not getting the negative impact of that "blue light" at the wrong time of day. Three of the things on this list are actually one. Your circadian rhythm is impacted by getting the 'right' kind of light at the 'right' time of day. We evolved to the cycle of sunlight.
BenderRodriguz1010
#41
Snuggelapolous
Hell yeah
yespaige
I can hear this
BenderRodriguz1010
Well it does have sound lol
TheVoidFrog
#16 All jokes aside: if that is how you frost my cinnamon buns, we are going to have a problem.
byronwilliams4010
The employees who do the frosting are required to eat a cup of fresh pineapple 12 hours before every shift.
jethroismaxbaer5772
Heh heh....frosted buns.
apairofpetducks
And get outta here with thin weak ass drizzle. If it's not full-on slathered in cream cheese frosting, I'm not interested.
cryborg
darkusblack
Title of your sex tape
rocinanteismyhorse
This version cracked me up
Ilikekites
Which upsets you more?
The piss poor amount of frosting? Or the lack of any style or distribution?
ElaineTheNPC
brickius
The fact that it looks like a mouse jizzed on them?
kleinkaasje
No that’s a bonus
Shazoozle
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldXIzdjVyZ3A3ejMyczhubDQ3Nmc2bnkwOXlpMmx1MHRtZGZ6ZjV1eSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l49JXgRo7W0vyg8h2/giphy.mp4
thesaurusaurus1984
Not all of us! Spoken by Oliver Twist, Please sir...
Brokecattlefarmer
But that's how I always frost buns.
WishboneThighs
Logion567
Badgerbadgerson3
I'd eat the fuck out of that. Maybe cut back on thr frosting a bit. And the cake....actually, I'd prefer a bowl of cum with strawberries in.
Robbann
what a terrible day to be literate
Badgerbadgerson3
Damn, and I stayed vanilla as fuck that whole comment.
phobosorbust
your confidence and self-awareness stood out
Croaked
Some people hate strawberries.
Whoisthisdoctorwho2000
Y'all like lotsa icing dontcha
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
Just like in them bucake videos.
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
#32 Feeling cute. Might die here.
Ferrous
this is how you dig down in minecraft, with torches every few stairs to stop spawns
mratio
Dying is allocated to the blue zone only, please call concierge if you need assistance.
mixiekins
lurkyloos
#39
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qtRaven
#37 Hear me out.
WestieTree5
wilagames
#40 I love that this seems to indicate that crack is better for you than "pharmaceuticals"
buttcreambandit
I think it’s funnier that they need to be a crackhead. Simply being homeless checks all of these. Except the zero pharmaceuticals part. That parts weird 1, and 2 homeless people, veterans in particular, do tend to have pharmaceuticals, at least some of the time
mixiekins
I love the part about seeing a crackhead and adding line item "zero pharmaceuticals"
PragmaticPrimate
Of course, it's just plant extract and baking soda. How bad can it be compared to weird chemicals
Ilikekites
Goodnight, good morning and good evening kitten. Freddie Cougar says prrrummm
flipj
That is a nice fucking kitty
ILoveThiPlatform
Remember when he killed Johnny Depp? That was so cool
deafkitten
Send Freddie my best.
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Jesus fucking Christ that is one fucking beautiful cat
SirKaill
#43 that reminds me I need to get a tomahawk
ItsActuallyDavidNow
#17 I like your memes.
profiledit
I like your gif.
cryborg
profiledit
apairofpetducks
I love this movie.
swampthing101
#13 Birria Tacos or Quesabirria. They are fucking delicious.
ILikeFood2000
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlcmcxc242aTRjeHE1N2xoc3Vqd3dtaGdtbXQ4bWV6cnY5d2cxODB1eiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/MfCiuw7eSYkfHuMd5k/giphy.mp4
RussianMafia1337
#32 why does this make me so uncomfortable
TattoosAndTENS
I literally require to see the outside of this building. Is it built into the side of a hill? How many square acres is this footprint?! So many questions
scr1bbl3
John wick 4
Amomani
It looks like its going down but its going up but its endless and painful
Pokegeologist
Minecraft irl?
macman1999
Scares the crap out of me for some reason.
WhatSayYouCitizen
Why does it make me so happy?
imakethepunsrealgood
Me too. Not just in a " thats unsafe" kind of way. But also in a liminal space kind of way.
Fr though, thats a tragedy waiting to happen. One of the reasons stairs wrap often tighter than they need to is so you can't fall as far down them.
astrangehop
If I die by falling down 538 stairs — definitely put it on my tombstone.
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
One time my bf and I were coming down the steps from the Abbey from The Sound of Music in Salzburg. Legit steps like this but stone. Some guy was waiting at the top on a bike to go down them. We stepped aside for him to go, knowing we were either about to witness something epic or a grisly death.
Terella
Which was it?!
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
Absolute epicness. Dude nailed it.
Kevers5001
Because 13
mt77932
Too liminal
MikieSwart
stairs go straight to the fuckin backrooms my dude
ireplywithtwinpeaks
/gallery/CpRMHVZ
QuantumSpaceTacoGuitarist
You fell down a flight of stairs? Wait... how many stairs!?
wagnus
me playing Minecraft
javadad60
AS YOU Wishhhh!......
defurious
Fell down john wick style
Ilikekites
Uncanny Valley vibes? Also, being able to see that many steps makes my legs ask for a banana.
Fuckimgurcunts
Because you dont have a skateboard
chooges
You could be a human slinky though! https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Z3o2amJjOWg3dzJlNnp6N2tqdHFyZGtsaG5rYTNlbTFiczhhbWpobiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l4JyPq9bAWkLGvWGA/200w.webp
gbtuba04
EVERYONE LOVES A SLINKY!
YOU'RE GONNA GET A SLINKY!
SLINKY!
SLINKY!
GO, SLINKY, GO!
LinemanMatt
atrielienz
#40 *ahem* zero, you say?
FaerieWalnut
That's right, ZERO blue light!
atrielienz
OptimisticMisanthrope
Idk, I've spent a fair amount of time in San Francisco, and most of the unhoused seem to have smart phones.
Omicron416
Perfect choice for the bottom image in #35!
wadatahmydamie
That’s the Duck Dynasty guy, right? The one who’s just like any other preppy multi-millionaire but grimes up for the camera so he can pretend he works for a living?
kneebitten
He did design and sell a duck call. I think one of his sons turned it into an empire and got them that show. I can’t support his politics, though.
astromoondoggie
Except now he’s dead dead dead
Omicron416
Yes, it's one of them, and I was thinking not only of the song, but also of the ... rumors, shall we say ... about Mr. Bowie and Mr. Jagger.
Also, here's a link to the official video:
https://youtu.be/DOBFzb83Pl0