Bigballs178
72113
2132
69
Mountain Bike Riding
Jan 20, 2018 8:50 AM
Bigballs178
72113
2132
69
RetardAIert
Shit... paintball guy is now blind in that eye..
DuchessLuscious
I think I just saw some snuff gifs...
rimehoarfrost
ODSTsRule
"And it hurts way more than it looks"https://meblogwritegood.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-20-at-8-34-14-pm.png
AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle
Pretty sure I just watched a few people die
corbynDallas
There are a fair amount of life changing injuries here
LocaLunatic
I see Darwin is working overtime. Except #17, that one was just plain funny
lozzolozozzo
Yaysh
tzxAzrael
#9 anyone know wtf is going on here? spectator gets something in the face... but what?
Virgadays
Gravel being launched by the tyres is my guess.
Atill3aan
The last guy, did he die? :0
Yupurineutah
His fingers would be burned and possibly some eye damage is all.
Atill3aan
Really? I always thought it was possible to die from doing that.
Yupurineutah
The way he's holding it the path of least resistance is through the wire, not his foolish heart.
mac821
Pure poetry. +1
rvcaptn
jeebus that was not light hearted oopsies for the most part how many of these people were taken away in ambulance? any fatalities?
NotReallySurelySure
#12 normally I have to pay for this
slidewhistlesymphony
Three men in a canoe is two too many. Ask any girl who masturbates.
mormacil
Meh some like two :P
notblubber
"Three men in a canoe" is a decent movie title.
TallowsRevenge
but 5 is the best
Paoloc0mments
Soooo...ask any girl?
SlickerThanNick
yes, go ask your grandmother
Dobermom
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
#12 brought a literal meaning to being pussy whipped. No thank you.
toxcrusadr
I had to scroll past that one before it went off, couldn't watch.
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
His reaction is what got me. He immediately starts to take a fighting stance before going to confusion while trying to assess the situation.
KatsDiscoBall
If it makes you feel better, he caught her on the inside of her left thigh but holy shit ouch just the same
Tephis
RichT93
Well #6 is now blind in one eye
stillyp
Thanks to imgur I've learned that concrete pipes are inherently very weak and should be unloaded very carefully.
marcofossil
Yeah, no rebar inside, wtf?
imgurianitarian
MarvelousShiggyDiggy
Some of these made me laugh so hard I snorted.
shreddedking
thanks you alcohol. without you this wouldn't be possible
PussyLips
Tanksweedforthe laff
sailingthesoutherncross
I'm not the smartest guy in the world, but these people make me feel pretty good about myself. Thanks.
beezzarro
There's a reason they will take you off the field in a match if you remove your eye protection: a paintball will burst your eyeball
Willofthewild
Agreed, I don’t feel sorry for him at all
KatsDiscoBall
Friend got caught in the eye - fucked up cornea, surgeries, effectively useless. NEVER TAKE OFF THE MASK
Misfire5150
I used to ref at the field our team owned. People are dumb. "I'm just wiping my mask off". If you can't see call a ref or exit the field!
disavowed1979
My cousin was shot in the eye with a paintball. 4 surgeries later he is now legally blind in that eye.
Scuttlebutte
was this guy your cousin
tighthead01
#19 is the equivalent of falling out of the ugly tree and hitting every branch with your face, only with stairs. Every single one.
br0therh00d
Great gif dump! Started my Saturday off right.
toasteheh
Thats like the third black-guy-puts-metal-in-outlet gif ive seen in days. Was this a Facebook challenge or something?
imnottherealshady
The bird one was the only funny one.
Imgurwentdownhill
Guy getting shot in the eye with a paintball gun, getting flashbacks to byker grove
leethario695
"I don't need a medal for living my life" such powerful writing.
Jagergeist
I couldn't watch it. Just seeing the dumbass put the can on his head I knew where it was going.
RapCatTheRappingestCat
Refd a field and played semipro for years. That one made me cringe so bad I couldnt finish it. Fucking idiots.
Kage197
Dude has a paintball gun but not a mask
HurtinAlbertan
As they say; if you're going to drive around with a baseball bat, make sure you keep a glove beside it incase you get pulled over
SinisterBillMurray
Haha fuck me I forgot all about Byker Grove!!
OfficialNedFlanders
He lost his eye right? That's why I always wear a mask to go paintballing...
BigAZNMan
I actually have a friend who has a glass eye because of someone messing around with a paintball gun.
bornsleepy
Wae'aye man!
roflcopterLOL
My eye man!
bornsleepy
Haha! Ze Google's, zey do nothing for my eyes..
hippy80
Damn, same here. Guess I'm not the only old fart on here...
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
Bykah Bykah Bykah Bykah Grovvvvve (hah AH hah AH)
Bigballs178
With sound it's even better https://streamable.com/6ot06
AlmightyDylon
.
bundleofwoodensticks
I love the quick “this is a dumb idea” right before the shot is fired
KangInDaNarth
Jesus what happened to this guy?
isthisusernamealreadychosen
He ded
Steffn
Probably lost his eye
KangInDaNarth
Thats what I'm thinking too, only cause I know a guy who had to get his left nut removed cause of that
Munnin41
Too many to number
ImTheOneWhoTookYourRug
Did bama really kick a door? When was this?
doubledoubleanimalstyle
I think it was a skit.
Munnin41
No clue. Been trying to find out if its real for about 2 years
GorgeFloyd
Nah it's shopped /edited. I saw it on reddit a few years ago. Fake.
Munnin41
Gavener
90% of merica thinks its real though, problem with the interweb
Asymmetrica
I must be getting old, every one of these just made me concerned
stillNotaDude
I watch these like he's dead, he's dead, he's definitely dead
Okebel
Except for #17, i thought
Schtubby
I'm not concerned, but some of them made me uncomfortable. I guess I'm somewhere in the middle then?
dfrinky1337
Me too. Some of those people that fell and stopped moving were just sad. Like that guy that jumped in that concert. Dumb as hell
rvcaptn
even the bird and the cement pipe?
Azaer
Cement pipe got to me, i work in that kind of industry and destroying a part is really not good. They don’t just order extras
VEpsilon
Na, I laughed at that idiot getting punched in the face, and the other idiot sticking metal into a plug socket
Steffn
I don't get satisfaction out of watching people getting hurt either.
RadishIsAMeat
I liked the ones where people weren't dead/seriously injured.
Airwolfen
I just stopped after a few because I could not continue. The pain...
Fuzzyeyebrowsyo
I used to watch these types of videos and laughed my butt off. Now I felt horrible for the people and only laughed at the bird one.
abacab87
The bikers doing wheelies crashing only gives me satisfaction.
FuzzyducklingSaysWhat
Everyone but the bird.
ClassicRand0
2 weren't fails imo. One was a mountain biking one. Didn't see anything..could have missed it? And the duck? Swiping shit off the fork. Cool
painttheworldblue36
The mountain biking one - something flew up off the ground and hit a kid in the face. Rewatched it a few times before I saw it.
HelloWorldThisIsDog
The mountain bike made some stones fly which hit a guy standing there. I had to see it a few times to spot that
photog
The older i get the more cynical I am
ivegottwolegs
For the participants or for humanity?
HolleyRagnarok
well the bird one wasn't too bad, more a testament to avian vision
cupofwine
I’m more concerned with how stupid people are. Why would you do a backflip on top of a building
Steffn
Probably for the same reason ropedancers in the circus don't do their stunts slightly above the ground either
Leviosoooohhhh
Sshhhh... Let Darwin work his magic
ANUS2K14
Not how Darwinism works.
nagellak
I’m sure he was just kidding.
expectantbamboo
Drugs are a hell of a drug.
dfrinky1337
Yeah, and there's also that cult of doing stupid jumping on top of buildings and even filming it, parkour or something
SanderTheStrange
Only one that made me laugh was this one:
FuzzyducklingSaysWhat
The same
Ireallycantthinkofanythingbetterrightnow
the concrete tube slide did it for me
10ofEach
It looks like they have more of those broken on the background
DisenfranchisedSovietBear
This one concerned me the most
hameis
Finally someone with their priorities in order
DarkWhiteWolf
Wouldn't even be mad at the bird, would just laugh and continue eating, looking out for the second pass #SOCKS
HelloHero
Same honestly. Everything else looked like serious injury or just plain painful
hamberglar
There were legitimately a couple where I said "oh, he dead".
jiminycreezmus
Yep, same here
yuraf
They made yell "holy fuck" at the pain, injuries and treatment after. Holy shit, ppl aren't immortal
ThinkingOfOneTakesTooLong
#10 I get knocked down, but I get up again. You are never gonna keep me down
GrantSexton
Pissing the night away
UseTheForceLuke
He drinks a whisky drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
IntergalaticBungusExplorerandRubberCheerioEnthusiast
pissing the night away...
fbutt09
Chumba whumba
GrantSexton
It's the gangs favorite band
mendrak
Fuuuuuck. Some of these idiots must be paralyzed.
LeSethX
Like, why the fuck do we (well, them) do this?
IAProX
Or blind- that paintball shot to the eye! Omg!
CarbonDog
Getting blasted in the eye by a paintball is no joke. I nearly went blind in my left eye from a shot. Definitely wear a mask!
Affray
Even the paint blasting through the slits in the mask hurts, I can't imagine an unhindered shot to the eye socket.
IAProX
Was a member of a paintball forum where one of the mods (member one eye) lost an eye and almost died due to the trama. Safety first!
CarbonDog
Yeah I totally recommend at the very least goggles and a cup (for the fellas).
thankyoumuch
Apparently he made a full recovery!
mooooooose
Source?
thankyoumuch
Nah
auserwithaname
#2 won himself an expensive ride on a backboard
OliverClothesoff70
Poor girl thrown by the big guy hitting edge of the pool...not her fault, but daaaaamn that had to hurt.
Josherman17
I thought he was just trying to get her off him. Idk
stinkingyeti
Got the impression he didn't want her clinging on to him, and she clung when he tried to throw her in the pool, never ends well.
MoistMilk
well to be fair, had she not tried to wrap herself around him again as he was throwing her in the water, she would've made it in the water
MoistMilk
still dumb on his part though either way
doubledoubleanimalstyle
Yeah I think this was just a straight up accident. No one's fault. Shit happens when you rough play.
ANUS2K14
He's the one who decided to throw a person on a concrete lip.
MoistMilk
again, not saying he's right, but had she not tried wrapping around him mid way, she would've easily cleared the edge and only touched water
MrPredator
... we can only hope.
Sfinski
That's what I thought instantly at the blue kayak guys gif.
fbutt09
Extreme whiplash. That guy in the back.