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Had so many stones I was almost labeled a quarry on google maps.
Edit: So far so good this morning so next is The fried chicken that always used to set it off.
#crossingmyfingers #itwasneveracidreflux
elgambito
ANALBLAST
tomzombie
good luck
OldMadDad
A lot of shit, that is what will happen. after gall bladder surgery, pork flies through me faster than an SR71
eggbrook
I had mine removed too, he's testing to see how tolerant you will be to high fat, greasy food.
DrunkEmu
Akillesursinne
You call pizzas pie? What?!
bambulina
You might shit your brains out, but you won't be in terrible pain.
Ravenbreaker
Think I dealt with my gallstones for about 4-6 months before I finally went and had that bastard taken out.
seanvt
So what happened?!?
HsuDoNihm
ALot
TheTower52
Enjoy shitting ten minutes after eating.
KatamariDamaci
Good luck!
heavypettingzoo
I can't believe he had the gall to do that!
enygma981
Make sure to walk a lot, it helped me recover quickly from my surgery and they cut me right open. 10 days later I was on vacation in Mexico.
PatuMedra
CONGRATS, eventhough ,technically, pizza is not a pie ^^
notmyscrotumgoddamnit
Upvoted for good wishes and your google maps quip.
Bellamortis
Definitely not seeing enough appreciation for it.
smooshiebanana
Banana stem can dissolve gall and kidney stones. They use it in India all the time.
HailHector
Oh, NOW you tell him. :-)
nofunatall
How do you eat this banana stem?
smooshiebanana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yzz3E40z3I
meowzer3
mine was 100% clogged. drs thought i was faking when i said i couldnt walk or stand up straight (pain). ultrasound made them shut right up.
Akasharoo
Had gallbladder removed 5 years ago. No stones- just 0% functon. Couldn't eat citrus for 6 months. Boy do I love citrus.
Zreen
The reason is because different people's bodies adapt differently to removed gall bladder. I could eat pizza no problem about 2 months after
TheHolyFatman
Everything I ate was instapoo. It was (and still is) awful.
Zreen
my own removal. I do eat less greasy foods than before though so there is a possible affect.
Orangicus
Coworker recently sent to hospital after weeks of one/off sickness and ends up with gall bladder removal. Corey?
lvdarkwolf
No
Scurix
I has my gallbladder removed last year and haven't had to change my diet much at all. It varies of course
FuckYourWainscottingCarol
Same. A sick little part of me wanted to get sick from fried foods just as a way to force myself into eating better.
lvdarkwolf
Yeah I’m hoping my diet can return to normal now. Got so bad I lost 10 lbs in a week once.
phatblunt
I got mine basically a year ago and get extremely nauseous at fatty foods even though I love it :(
eileenuknow1
TheHolyFatman
Poop. You're going to poop. A lot. Runny, nasty poo....it will come in an instant. You might shit yourself . Signed, no gallbladder person.
Hepheastos
I lost a gall bladder a few years back due to excessive weight loss. Eating too little to loose weight can rapidly backfire
Hepheastos
- Dietery change was very uncommon but if any were my doctor said that fatty foods might make you a little bit queasy. Hope you recover -
Hepheastos
- soon! I've managed fine without mine.
QuaqueNocte
Eat that pizza in the name of your health.
LynchlessMob
"Alot" isn't a word. You're welcome.
everypostepic
"See what happens" What every patients wants to hear from their medical professional.
AppropriateQuotes
For weeks after my gallbladder removal, I was was sure to be w/in 50 feet of a restroom after eating. fatty foods like shot through a gun
stickitinuryolo
Filing a patent for a Butter Gun. I will split the royalties with you.
Butteryourmuffin
This was a normal for me as a child. No surgeries needed.
stinkingyeti
My ex is like that, but it's about 75% of the time it happens, so sometimes she can eat and be fine, it's unpredictable so far.
holamur
That’s my situation right now. Spicy foods is what mainly fuck me up and I’m in pain for hours
meowzer3
4 years on and i still cant eat like i did. i get sick randomly and so dont eat out anymore. too embarrassing and unpredictable
DigitalRenegade
Same thing has been happening to me. Going on 6 years now. My doctor said I could go back to eating whatever I wanted after the removal. 1/2
DigitalRenegade
2/2 Found out later that was the completely wrong thing to do. You should stick to a bland diet and slowly work yourself back up.
allseeingomnius
this is depressing to read. i'm waiting for my op and been dreaming of eating steak and fries
Bumblepenis
That was me as a small child. Due to a surgery I had at 2weeks I’ve grown without a gallbladder. As a toddler I’d barf in my sleep a lot 1/2
zeroversion
Man that sounds dangerous. Glad you’re doing better!
Bumblepenis
2/2 because I couldn’t handle fatty foods well. Now I’m about to turn 21 and can rip through a mcchurger no issues
Xaeyd
@lvdarkwolf Did you ever have any Gallbladder attacks? If so, any tips to make the pain go away?
allseeingomnius
spasfon-lyoc 160mg. I've been waiting for my surgery 10 months (moved to a different country so have to wait for insurance) lost 25kg thu!
lvdarkwolf
I’m guessing those are the attacks that I thought were just gas pains. I suffered through them until I had one that wouldn’t go away.
badgersbadgerswedontneednostinkinbadgers
The tag “it was never acid reflux” makes me ask if it acted like acid reflux? I have chronic acid issues and am on medicine, but now I worry
BlacksmithSam
I got mine out last Wednesday. 2 doctors said it was an ulcer for 7 years. Wasn't an ulcer, had 5 stones. Get it checked!
heffalumpisbetterthannone
My weird pain under left boob was acid reflux. I told friend who said Oh, that's just heartburn, we all have that.
RachelB613
Same here. I do have gallstones but no attacks bad enough where I have to get it removed... but now I’m worrying... I get acid reflux a lot.
IHaveNoIdeaHowIGotHere
I had my gallbladder removed last July. The 2+ years before that I was treated for severe acid reflux (They were so sure it was that) Nope
IHaveNoIdeaHowIGotHere
They finally decide to do an ultrasound, I ended up with a room full of people gawking at how many and how big the gallstones were.
IHaveNoIdeaHowIGotHere
Before I couldn't eat anything without getting violently ill. Now i can eat all the things!
lvdarkwolf
I’d never had reflux before but that’s what the doctors kept saying it was. For me it was more like a colaqial spasm. It started with 1/2
lvdarkwolf
Itchy skin breakouts. Felt like food was stuck and acid reflux meds just made it worse. Started last July. 2/2
StepRightUp
Wow! Sounds SO much like my probs! espec itching & stuck food feelings!! Yet ultrasounds always say no gallstones, no sludge??!!? ????
badgersbadgerswedontneednostinkinbadgers
Ok, thank you for the response! Good luck to you, btw!
EVERYTHINGFUCKINGZEUS
Acid reflux and gall bladder shit are pretty close. The main difference I had was a sharp pain on my right side.
RachelB613
So, wait. Pain on right side = gall bladder or acid reflux?
EVERYTHINGFUCKINGZEUS
Gall. sharp pain like you bein stabbed
EVERYTHINGFUCKINGZEUS
Pretty much directly below the right nipple and at the lowest rib there.
EVERYTHINGFUCKINGZEUS
It's one of the main symptoms they look for to check for stones.
anonymousOtterbein
I had mine taken out back in 2015. Doctor said she had never seen one shaped like mine was. Apparently the stones were so bad, (1/?)
anonymousOtterbein
It let to scarring. It was an hour glass shape. She was surprised I didn't come in sooner. I waited a few months because (2/3
anonymousOtterbein
I didn't have health insurance. I later ended up with a hernia because I went back too soon because the job I was at shut down...
HPTradecraft
He went to the "see what happens" school of medicine. My kinda doc.
gummyloaf
Not many fattier foods depending on the toppings.
lvdarkwolf
Rip42
My favorite school is the doc that says, "don't do that then," when you say, "it hurts when I do this."
CE0485
IdkWhatIsThis
Urgalicity
See what happens is the line of a true scientist, them docs save hella lives.
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Vegonbrei
Got ghosts in your blood. You should do cocaine about it.
PrepareAMotherfuckerForThisShit
Every time I see that tweet, I immediately think of Kyle Kinane.
TheGhostMinx
As the Ghost in your blood, do it.
Delathi
I recommend a strict regimen of opium and leeches.
thisismyusernamepleaseloveme
Hey, thats how Navy Corpsman practice medicine.
RackhamTheRed
signed: Dr. Roxo
Duros62
My first thought exactly.
jgrow
HomeworldCommand
Officer I promise this cocaine is medicinal