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Jan 10, 2019 4:41 AM
bananaforsarah
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RavennaMagnus
If your bacon crunches, that’s the equivalent of having steak well done
TurangaLeeIa
Dude. Me too.
astrogameguy
chewy bacon is the gospel
bananaforsarah
Correct!
ItsLikeYouKnowWhatever
Gwoss!
soon
Swine!
doodybird
slow cooked at low temperature is floppy but tastes great
bananaforsarah
In the oven, that’s the only way.
xjphil2001
I put it on a cooling rack over a sheet pan in the oven.
JDMcNugent2001
The rest of my family looks at me like I'm crazy because I like this and not crispy
FilthBiscuit
Do you also like communism?
BigDaddyLove
Same
3001100113
I like bacon, don't much care if crispy or floppy. Just give me bacon.
bananaforsarah
Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait I’m worried what you heard was give me a lot of bacon and eggs what I said was give me all.
ColLeslieHapHapablap
I know what I'm about, son.
ThisIsUnixIKnowThis
mysocksmatch
That’s just insane. It’s chewy like that.
ipoopdogpoop
+1 because me too
GloomyMP
I got your floppy bacon right here pal
LynchlessMob
So does my daughter. Strange.
thebridgejumper
Is this a euphemism?
ATLien1986
Yea no. Unlike beef, rare or medium rare pork might kill you... Also, crispy bacon is the shit.
ColLeslieHapHapablap
Bacon is also cured and smoked. You can eat it straight out of the package if you chose to.
ATLien1986
I'll take your word for it.
bananaforsarah
Umm it isn’t medium rare. It’s fully cooked in the oven.
ATLien1986
I cook mine in the oven and It gets crispy in there too. It doesn't have to come out like pork rinds, but it shouldn't be soggy or sloppy.
bbnestea
Do you also prefer something else flaccid?
CrocodileDunphy
Heathen
Treetopflyer172
Davidnfilms
NO, chewy! Not crispy that turns into bacon bits when you bite it, not nasty floppy gross squishy bacon, CHEWY!
GravyEducation
You must achieve bacon nirvana
creditwherecreditisdue
Dude - just because Kevin is getting old, you don't need to insult his manhood!
SpartaWolf117
i like it half and half. crispy edges with chewy middle
DragonDildoChandelier
Yes
Walmartstallwithnolock
EvilOwner
Perfectly balanced
Phobetor42
As all things should be
twoods8409
neallo
SuspiciousCharacter
Mattsterrific
Same. I call it bacon regular, or normal bacon. My wife likes it so crispy it crumbles to dust when you bite it.
DragonDildoChandelier
That's only good in salads or mixed into mashed potatoes
DixieChampagne
Cast iron pan, crispy in the middle, chewy on the edges
TehWeinerWizard93
Communist
HolyDisciple
I prefer the term "flaccid bacon" but I agree 100%.
Ragglefraggle92
Same, crunchy meat is gross
Teawrecks66
Not min- uhfuck, yeah that shit is gross.
Fuzzynubz
I like my bacon fat and floppy...
MilkoneusManum
It’s ok to be wrong sometimes....this time isn’t one of em though
OCanadian
That’s what she said