4KidCrazy
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Bakery couldn't finish the quote so I had to free hand it.
Feb 14, 2021 7:27 PM
4KidCrazy
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Bakery couldn't finish the quote so I had to free hand it.
Betterbecauseofthem
I'll marry him and put out...a lot!
aharwod541
Soooo, you can promise to do what most people can do? Cool cool cool
Shaodyn
Points for honesty.
IbecomeaSchnitzelplease
Good enough.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
He can't pick out pizza for shit though.
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kgirl924
The grocery store bakery I decorate for makes us keep it REALLY PG. My boss couldn't write "I hate you" on a cake a coworker was buying...
kgirl924
I can promise you most decorators at grocery stores have no control over what they can and can't decorate or write, unfoetunately.
DaPPandDaPP
That is understandable.
kgirl924
Trust me I would love nothing more than to write something super obscene on a cake for laughs. I should make an at home cake and do that.
ivanahumpalott
Something my wife would like... if I had one
2uzsxqr4mz42
But that’s a cake.
MontheDL615
EinsteinsBrian
Diesel!
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
But this is a cake, so you already fucked that up.
SweetRedDog
So funny....they should provide some frosting and a blank space to fill in. Hand. Weiner. Cat. Whatever.
SometimesAfox
I wanna be your wife
tegfdd77
HamOnWholeWheat
for all those with missing butt touches, i offer them free of charge with wholesome intent and love
upvotemypics
Dopers all over the United States morn as Hostess announces it is shutting down operations.
upvotemypics
No more sno-balls, Twinkies, King Dons, and other comfort foods. On a brighter note, stock in Cheetoes has gone thru the roof!!!!!
photog
Legrooveth
Quality dirty talk there.
craycray606
I paid $62 for 2 pizzas in San Francisco...$62 and I had to go pick it up. So no, I wont be buying u any pizza. I’ll touch your butt though
lakia7
That's true love right there
cylicium
Well but that’s a cake not a pizza
Magpiebones
Wait until you bite into it.
sparkz1977
Promised pizza, bought cake. I hope you at least touched her butt.
NetworkConnectivityProblems
Rectangular pizza with extra thick and soft crust topped with icing.
DeezN00tz
Worst Pizza ever...
FenixTheFolf
As a decorator i want to say, if you haven't written on a cake before, you did a really good job! Props.
BravelyEncouraging
Your wife better marry you!
k8mate
I could tell ... Lol
BravelyEncouraging
I also choose this woman's husband
IChangeMyNameForJokes
Same
Lurker4815162342
Plot twist: it is not written with ketchup.
iGotFOLDERS
Tomato sauce?
MinorityRetort
Bakery wouldn't write "butt" on the cake?
DrWaK1
As a joke I had walmart bakery write "Congrats on the Sex" as a joke on a cake for a diaper party.
quaggie
I once got a cake with "Shall we sex?" written fancily on it.
Willowofwisp
For a (hated) coworker's going away party (that he wasn't invited to) my mum's boss got a cake in the shape of a horse ass saying
Willowofwisp
"Bye bye Bob"
kgirl924
The grocery store bakery i decorate for makes us keep it REALLY PG. My boss couldn't write "I hate you" on a cake a coworker was buying...
4KidCrazy
Wouldn't even write "touch your" also
vishuskitten42
Hm. When I worked at a bakery, a group of boys asked if I could draw a dick on their buddy's cake. I did, with pride! Even tiny leetle pubes
Titty5prinkles
Big throbbed veiny one?
vishuskitten42
Twas a small cake, and thus, a chub
RockCulinaryUniverse
Was it a bakery for devout sinless christians?
emjay9010
Did they give you the piping gun at the bakery to write it yourself or, rather, they gave you a baggie of icing and you did it at home?
4KidCrazy
Bought a $2 tube of deco gel and did it on the dryer before presenting it to her in all its majesty
emjay9010
Lol that's great! It's a great colour match too. I realise that red is red, but it's bang on and looks the exact same icing. Well done!
UpsideDownSquirrel
Weird and lame of them. Mine let me have "Happy Birthday Bitch Cat" on a carrot cake for a friend. Glad they gave you space to finish it
sandwichmunchies
Thats the kinda bakery that probably doesn't serve gay people.
HelloImAnyGuy
Time to find a new bakery
CaptainThePirate
Seriously mine will squidoodle dicks on first communion cupcakes if you ask them no questions asked what is that shit?
Disgustinglyantisocial
Be honest, did you ask?
4KidCrazy
Yes. First thing I asked was are there words you're not allowed to write and she said yes
minniemousz
The top italian bakery in my area wrote "happy birthday motherfucker" on a cake for me. My coworkers & I gave it to my boss & he cry laughed
kenji0132
We got our son a "poop cake" when he used the toilet for the first time.
OperationM1ndcrime
You are an amazing parent
kenji0132
I try to be better than mine were. As long as I stay away from meth, I'll have a great head start. Also thanks for the positive words :)
FrankTheCube
Grocery store?
4KidCrazy
Ya. We don't go all out on holidays for each other lol
Nonna2
Yeah but you got a cake. All I got my partner was a card. Womp womp.
Breannalbd
Me and my husband just got high & ate food all day. It’s been nice.
FrankTheCube
2. Occasionally you’ll find a cake decorator who really doesn’t care and will do whatever you want.
FrankTheCube
1. I figured. Most stores have rules against putting anything on a cake that someone else may find offensive.
Boomchickychickyboomchikychickyboomchickyboom
My bakery wrote "happy belated fucking birthday" on a cake for me. It was great
JesseFlett
I was able to get a dairy queen to write "fuck you" on an ice cream cake. They seemed rather excited about it too
Titty5prinkles
I had one write 'Sorry you're a shitty human being' for my ex.
AbusedPickle
If you have to be mean, at least do it on a cake
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
That's kinda... different. I had a retirement cake for a coworker that told him to go fuck himself, perfectly acceptable. This is them>
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
>being uncomfortable saying the words (even though they're doing so on behalf of the client, it's still them performing the act of speech)>
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
>"touch your butt" so I can deffo understand.