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First time on the front page after 1 year of being a lurker. send me anything nudes, cats, dogs, drawings. whatever
Oct 18, 2016 3:58 PM
licliclickmyballs78
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First time on the front page after 1 year of being a lurker. send me anything nudes, cats, dogs, drawings. whatever
FortressOfInsanity
Fake ol titties.
NiceGreenArrows
If your only interest in someone is how big their boobs are, and someones only way of being interesting is boobs, you belong together.
Rabidbacon
Those aren't boobs! Those are lies!
internetmexican
This is why I have trust issues
Oxvee
Now how do I do that for my butt?
Sheldonian
Do some guys really don't know that this is normal? I mean, i guess guys that get surprised and turned off by this still believe in Santa
Sheldonian
Girls wear makeup, bras and other stuff that helps them to look more atractive in their eyes and to certain people. What a surprise!
madmaurice
You mean men don't come clean shaven, well groomed, well dressed yadda yadda? "This is why I have trust issues"... Grow up.
Wannaswapnudepics
Honestly, I don't really care. I've never been unhappy when I find out they have massive pushup because I'm still seeing boobs
hEEbtHejEWish
I might actually consider leaving if this happened to me. Not because I care about breast size but because this is a special kind of crazy.
Schmedes
Makeup is a lie too.
hEEbtHejEWish
I never date women that wear makeup everyday. I'm married and my wife almost never wears makeup. I think it's tacky.
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hEEbtHejEWish
Yep, posting a woman dancing in a dress, suuuuper tacky.
Schmedes
Posting dancing women because of their boobs is pretty tacky when you're married, yes.
lookingOknaked
If you do this,I'm gonna dump you not because you have small boobs(I love them)and lie about it,but because you are a shallow piece of shit.
heeloo
After you bang obviously
breakfastburner
I prefer the smaller ones.
bryst
I feel like all guys claim they love huge tits because they think its the norm. I love small titties.
crazymojomonkey
Protip: use clean socks. Spice them up with essential oils and deception. Also use matching ones you freak!
SaintWanderlust
But to be fair, sports bras will take you down a size or two anyway. She's cheating the system on both ends of this demonstration.
KWap
That's a VS "plus 2 cups" bra. I could recognize it anywhere, because I've had friends swear by them. It's padded to hell.
skellis
It helps to have nice boobs to begin with.
Deletingmypastandfuture
as long as i get to play with them i'm ok if a couple of socks fall out.
Ameanrightt
SuperCynic
They call them "Wonder Bras", when she takes it off you wonder where her tits went.
KWap
Bronzer on a white shirt is gonna look fantastic.
HolyHellJezebel
And a bitch to remove
thatsuzychick
ive never seen a pair of real boobs that looks like this. if this makes you have trust issues you are an idiot.
cameoutoflurkingtosay
I really couldnt give a shit. I'd honestly feel more bothered that she felt she had to do this to feel attractive, given she was serious
lostspace27
If there is demand for such videos, supply is never behind.
xHughJassx
So that's why girls never let me touch their breasts -- because they are afraid I'll find out their secret. Yeah, that's gotta be it!
MisterRedWasMyFather
Can be rewritten as: how to have a guy kick you out of your own house when he sees your shit.
handbananana
Push-up bras people, push-up bras.
JudgeRhymehold
That's the reason you have trust issues? You've clearly had ok people in your life if this is over the line on trust!
CalzoneCoyote
Men have trust issues because women stuff their bras and women have trust issues because men sometimes murder women after getting rejected.
KellionBane
I thought the trick was to reject them first??? I must be doing this completely wrong...
BritishBatman
yeah, women sometimes do that too, crazy isn't restricted by gender.
Howdoilife
Well it's good to know that only us men are capable of doing ridiculous crazy shit after getting rejected....guess I need to murder more...
CalzoneCoyote
Thanks for making this about you.
Howdoilife
Any time!
SonOfOden
Men have trust issues because of made up rape accusations when women try to rationalize their poor decision making and have regrets.
Compendyum
whoa look at those downvotes! lol ridiculous
SonOfOden
Yeah replying to a ridiculous generalization with almost equally ridiculous one to make a point seems to have that effect.
IAmTheRealNervozaur
Dude, not the time and place...
SonOfOden
It's never the time and place. There some news related to CalzoneCoyote's post I'm not aware of or just in general?
IAmTheRealNervozaur
The comment was a joke, stop being the party pooper.
stupidspaz
I'll take boobs whichever way they come, except in man form.
jarjarbinkswasthebestcharacterinstarwars
I do like boobs but if I get with a girl who does this and they have tiny boobs I'm going to be annoyed when we have sex
Compendyum
But hey, look on the positive side: If you will never have sex with her, everything will be fine!
eversincetheaccident
Well that's a shame because there are plenty of those around here
SammMoney
You'll take my man boobs and like em
virulentus
foiled again
mirrorz
You sure about that?
IIOldSnakeII
Gonorrheus
I'm nor familiar with this, but what type of man is this, you know, physically speaking? A former man or a half man?
PoliteIrishGuy
Are you joking or do you actually not know who Bailey Jay is?
Gonorrheus
Well, I know now...
stupidspaz
well, does that really count?
mirrorz
Well his dick is bigger than mine so they are man boobs.
Jokersmindpal
I want a girl that does this to hook up with a dude that keeps a cucumber in his pants.
ErinFromTheOffice
pussies get scared when they see a cucumber.
shadowsdustwind
lol. I get that, well hes not wrong.needameshgifforthis.
snailencholy
justaharmlesspotato
Yeah the girl will get disappointed and leave.
AngelRick
A cucumber is for guys who aren't thinking big enough. I use a baseball bat. As I leave with a woman, I tell my friends I hit a home run.
ronnocuae
just make sure you put the cucumber in the FRONT of your pants. Otherwise its just weird.
darxide
Cucumber? Son, that's amateur talk. The real pros keep a roll of quarters in their pocket.
Blazefast
Imagine the disappointment when unpacking ( although I like this ones original rack better)
aarhusianer
*banana (for scale)
DespiseEveryone
I wish I could do that, hide a cucumber in my pants to impress girls but I can't, my penis doesn't leave room for even a roll of candy :(
TheBritishAreComing
Where else does one keep their cucumber?
seibain
you mean dildo instead of cucumber?
dekket
You mean an aubergine, certainly.
DoctorSnakebeast
But if I kept a cucumber in my pants, there'd be no room for my huge dick
angelxaces
People don't actually do that do they?
SarcasticComment
I'd be happy with any size, but what bothers me more is the fact she feels the need to do this.
VodkaReindeer
She feels the need to get money buy having people watch her on the internet. Showing them how to do this.
forestfinagle
Can be just a fun thing. Had gf who would wear push-up bra occasionally but was happy with her size. All that padding and stuff is uncomfy
Gonorrheus
Your username confuses me. Are we supposed to interpret this comment sarcastically or not?
jobustevens
Free drinks
only90skidswillgetthis
Come on Imgur, you gonna act like you wouldn't pay more attention to the 'after' photo.
Tom40
What bothers me more is that there are people who couldn't figure out how to stuff a bra.
DoggoMcDoggoFace
This is a cosplay tutorial iirc. For cosplays that have a lot of cleavage and you dont want to make/buy fake boob shirts
SarcasticComment
Thanks for the info.
Sheari
I was literally just thinking "I should fave this for cosplays" xD
ThisIsNoCave
Well, big boobs get more attention. That can turn into interest. And that can result in drinks, dates, etc...
SarcasticComment
maybe I'm just too old to appreciate her level of dedication
lovemesumfemdom
What gets me is knowing that having success would mean she'll be found out
Schmedes
I'm not going to not fuck her once we get naked if her bra makes her boobs look bigger.
ThisIsNoCave
But hopefully by that point the guy will have found other reasons to be interested in her besides the appearance of big boobs
Texas45cal
Yes but..... The whole this has all started from a lie right ?
ThisIsNoCave
No more of a lie than a dude dressing up in nice clothes to go out when he really dresses like a shlub all the time
ThisIsNoCave
If a girl's boobs are the only reason you're taking her home, then you deserve that disappointment, son
MisterRedWasMyFather
What if my bulge is the only reason she's going? Let kinks be kinks, mate.
forestfinagle
Free pair of wanky socks at end of date
Gymfootballrepeat
Found the fedora
ComehereAreyouticklish
Dadvice
dreadpiratekhan
oh snap
TheGuywithTehHat
*snaps fingers*
madetheaccountjustforyou
Why? What's wrong with two consenting adults enjoying each other based solely on physical characteristics?
ThisIsNoCave
Not a thing! But if the whole relationship is that shallow, then the pain of finding out about her boobs should be short lived
vauhtihirmu
Immanuel Kant would argue that people must always be treated as an end , never as mear means.
iuploadbearpics
Killjoy.
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MisterRedWasMyFather
Game isn't lying. It's knowing how to showcase your best assets and be charismatic. Anything else is pointless bunk.