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Nov 17, 2015 1:28 AM
DoYouRememberHasufel
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Saffron89
Aw Ron, under all that sarcasm and cholesterol you really are sweet.
error404usernotfound
showing this to my ex girlfriend that asked me to wait....
harrietb
Ron does this weird thing where he says exactly what he thinks
dumpitydump
Haha
Twinklepot
Ron knows his plaice
BearsBeetsandBattlestarGalactica
Great advice, please and thank you
ThatsJustYourOpinionMan
Anyone else watching Fargo? He plays a hilarious character in it.
RoseWunda
Best show on tv right now!
Butterlumps
There are plenty of Rons in the sea...
SuperUse
Wait.... are we still talking about fish?
MagnustheJust
Narp... crisp rat
JunWasHere
Yes, but through analogy, you can apply that fish logic to any other activity you find similar to fishing. Ron wouldn't know what though. ;]
mujibul
Damn it Terry!
nflgeneric
Well, yeah:
balescnhc
Yeah, I moved to another state to get a fresh start. I met my amazing wife and I couldn't be happier. Cutting your own line is a good start.
ketochris
"And there will be no motherfucking vegetables." Ron Swanson
GourmetFighter
Was in this situation recently. Found that the girl knew I was interested in her, yet she didn't want to address it. Had to cut my own line.
FriendlessJoeTheCrazyHobo
Yeah, I moved to another state to get a fresh start. I met my amazing wife and I couldn't be happier. Cutting your own line is a good start.
TeamRocketHR
But my fish has a big, lovable fish heart. (Seriously, good for you.)
ilickzombies
Karl?
AlfredodeBuzzare
good for you
BrisketandBeans
Did she know because you told her? Were you the one who wouldn't address it?
GourmetFighter
She knew before I told her. I've addressed that I was really interested in her a few times, but she didn't try to cut things off.
vermil
And when they struggle as you reel them in, they might need a little encouragement! :D ... oh wait.
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
That's when you club them over the head. Wait. No, disregard that.
ditchfork
I don't do well with fish metaphors. Most other animals, yes. Fish, no.
philosorapstar
Kanye, is that you?
ditchfork
I'm Kanye West, doing my Kanye best.
sticks456
Crisp rat
parkurass
One of his finer moments in the show. You go Ron
KaitWins
Amen to that!
TheDetonated
This is my life right now. She is so damn irritating. Wants me when I show disinterest. Gets uninterested when I show interest. Fuckin exes
ASquirrelNamedLloyd
Cold turkey that ex. It's done. You're done. Block that number
TheDetonated
We know all the same people/friends and my best friends are dating her best friends. It's inescapable.
ASquirrelNamedLloyd
Cold turkey. It can be done. You just have to make the decision to do it for yourself. You have to bow out, for your sanity. Yes, you will
ScootMcNairysTrampStamp
Ahh! I'm scared to reel in my fish because what if he doesn't like me?!
hereforcake
The fish metaphor is more tuned toward knowing your fish likes you, but still choosing to drag it along. Are YOU the fish maybe?
ScootMcNairysTrampStamp
Oh, crap.
TheBurningMan
Ron motherfukin'bacon'n'eggs'truth'bringing' Swanson.
HeadlessNorseman
Throw in a couple fingers of single malt scotch.
MakeTabbouleNotWar
That's his God given name
UnrulyCactus
I think this would make a nice tattoo.
Fenderzilla
Ron nogoodpigstealingreatgreatgrandfather Swanson
triocon
shit, now im going to waffle house in the morning wtf man
Dranton12
A real man cooks his own bacon and eggs, hash browns, toast, coffee... Sorry got away from myself there... Breakfast time.
TheBurningMan
Better order all their eggs and bacon.
kaiserdas19
All Star breakfast for dayssss
buttcreambandit
I'm thinking he just thinks you mean a lot of eggs and bacon, you better reinforce you mean all of the eggs and bacon they have.
TheBurningMan
Son don't think I meant, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have"
helloyesthisis
I know what I'm about son.
Danmanbadman
Saw this and was going to skip because I saw another of this exact post with Michael cera
hazerdous
Going through most viral, you see the Cera edit before this post, I skipped it because I though it was Cera, but saw the name so I came back
PaleWaffle
I thought he was actually talking about literal fish until I read the comments...
drickanderson
What if the fish likes to water ski?
WhoIsTheDodie
You mean like a slut? Only sluts water ski.
PineappleNipples
WHEN IS SEASON 7 GOING UP ON NETFLIX?!
Heidasaurus
Probably after it all shows on TV. It isn't finished yet, right?
justsomeotherguy
It has not? Currently on season 6 and thought 7 is already finished..
Heidasaurus
Oh yeah, I guess it is. There are only 13 episodes, so I figured they were only halfway through.
CerealwithMilk
It's been done, I watched season 7 on nbc.com
realwomenfightnaked
+1 for no gifs
ScootermcScoot
Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing. Ron Swanson
CyberCyndicate
Had this on my refrigerator for months
jormie
Ron can whole ass my thing. He can also put that truth up in me.
TheEntireScottishNavy
I recently created a fully original devised theater piece for the mainstage at WWU. Spent 6 months doing it. One of our creedos: Go full ass
neogreenlantern
Awwww, but I was using my whole ass. Homer Simpson
tombosleyV2
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tombosleyV2
not only the best lawyer in town. the ONLY lawyer in town
mooselikestoparty
I ACCIDENTALLY ASSHOLED TWO THINGS
SpellboundFish
An attempt was made.
smarterthansnakemittens
"accidentally"
SaucyDisses
Uh oh
PaulyBallnuts
sounds dirty
PETTdavids
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
*reads username* ayyyy
mooselikestoparty
Lmaoose
JDeverson
"Moose like stop arty"
IHaventHadLunchSinceYesterday
I'm vaguely relevant.
SirDoctorAwesome
Hello good sir, could you tell me what show is this ? I am really interested about this Ron Swanson
ketochris
Would you be interested in a meat tornado? Literally killed a guy last week.
lawrus
Do you know what vague means?
walkingtallmachinegunman
Do you know what duplicate means?
lawrus
Do you know what vague means?
walkingtallmachinegunman
Do you know what duplicate means?
lawrus
Do you know what vague means?
walkingtallmachinegunman
Do you know what duplicate means?
lawrus
Do you know what triplicate means?
walkingtallmachinegunman
trip·li·cate adjective: triplicate /ˈtripləkət/ 1. existing in three copies or examples. "triplicate measurements" BOOM!
walkingtallmachinegunman
Lol I actually didnt know it was a real term.
lawrus
haha +1
JuliaY
I just started watching this series tonight. :)
RarryBronson
Skip to 2 and enjoy the rest! S1 is totally different and the writers hadn't found their 'groove'
blooregardqkazoo
No! You need it for the story!
RarryBronson
Too many people lose interest during season 1, I just tell people to wiki the plot and move on
justsomeotherguy
I almost envy you, I am about to finish this series :(
JuliaY
Find a new series or rewatch. :) I personally read over watching TV.
sheriwallace123
I'm still waiting for season 7 to come on Netflix
IHateCarpets
How is this show called?
lawrus
OH FRIEND. YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT. But also skip season one entirely.
JuliaY
Yeah, that's what lots of people are saying. :P Cringing quite a bit in season 1.
lawrus
yeah it's really quite terrible. I'm not sure how it got a second season, but thank God it did
MyTimeAtTheTop
I can't get past the first few episodes. I've tried 3 times now.
JuliaY
Others in this comment thread are recommending skipping the first season. I might still watch it for the story, but I'll hold on a bit more
MyTimeAtTheTop
I like to start at beginning and finish it all. Just struggling to get past the bad to get to he promised good.
clutch2999
You should probably cancel your plans for the next few days.
JuliaY
It didn't suck me in a TON but I do have the next three days off. ;P
WhoIsTheDodie
I hope you make it at least to the treat yourself episode. I think it's called pawnee rangers
JuliaY
I didn't but I have time today to watch some more after I'm done with some school work. :)
s193028
Ha I am a fish in this situation. Now I'm sad.
xristogur
don't be sad, cut the line yourself. I thought i'd regret it but it actually made me pretty damn proud of myself
thegr8rambino
A Pisces? Lol jk
s193028
She is actually a Pisces strange enough.
thegr8rambino
lol what are u
s193028
Libra
thegr8rambino
same!
CanadaIsMyHat
Just think of it as water-skiing! Against your will. Without skiis.
s193028
Ha! That is great.
gizarziza
you can always let go of the hook and look for a better fisherman/woman
ThePsychicZombie
Ok drop the metaphor because a fish can't just decide "ope I'm done bein hooked see ya later"
somethingonmyback
Try being the fisherman
xristogur
excellent point, but some people just ..aren't like that. and they'll never be. doesn't mean they can't, just means they won't
somethingonmyback
Yea like me everytime i see someone really interesting
s193028
True but it's never easy.
dasmoons
Me too. ~No worries, be happy. *flops around while being nailed to a plaque on the wall*
s193028
Hey at least you are welcome in the home right? And I am sure you have a lovely singing voice *thumbs up*
dasmoons
I've been in his bro's home, but not his. It's pretty pathetic at this point-I'm completely head over feet and he's not interested ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
Does he know?
dasmoons
Yes.
s193028
Could be worse, I proposed 2 years ago got a yes then a cancelled wedding, dumped later and strung along for 2 more months.
dasmoons
That sounds much worse. xoxo
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