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FP Edit: wow, thank you all, first time on front page! Send me your favourite Deadpool quotes! #deadpool
Nov 18, 2017 9:03 PM
morethanadore
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FP Edit: wow, thank you all, first time on front page! Send me your favourite Deadpool quotes! #deadpool
libben
Children can go to adult movies with their parents, can they not? Here in nordic countries we could. At least when I grew up.
VoidofStatic
Merovean
Don't know Grace Randolph, but this sort of Braindead Fucktardery is real enough. Fuck her and her mewling demon spawn, will ruin the world.
LeviathAileron
This kid will be glad his mom failed when he's old enough to watch these films. My experience, quality is worth the wait.
Bizzledizzle007
silentwolf1999
Heaven forbid you tell a kid no.
MrSaturn64
I can't be the only one who read that in Ryan Reynold's voice...
MasterKif
My mother took me to see the South Park movie when I was like 8 and I turned out... I... well I’m not dead!
Willowknowsall
Pg 13 isn't suitable for an 8 yr old anyway!
thankgodfordeaddinosaurs
Just let the small person watch it. He won't understand half the jokes anyway.
GuciGucci
If you want to ragestroke, read the petition comments. Won't someone think of the children???
atleastIwasnt36
This is so funny last time I heard it I fell off my dinosaur
Bluedrift
Welp...this went about as well as one could hope
Sn4f
Not even a confirmed account. Come one guys.. everyone can make an account, tweet smth. and post it here.
ydwyrd
Has a petition on Change.org actually changed anything?
RayMC
Yes. If it didn't, my Corsair keyboard would have a trashy "gaming" logo instead of the elegant sails. Take a look here… (1)
RayMC
http://www.corsair.com/~/media/corsair/blog/2015-06/introducing-the-new-corsair-sails-logo/uniting-brands.png
RayMC
Instead they compromised because of the petition and made a new, slightly more aggressive sails logo. Still elegant though, so win-win (2/2)
ydwyrd
Holy shit, it's like I sarcastically asked for proof of unicorns and you provided proof of unicorns.
RayMC
Glad to help! And yes, I'm also glad that petitions work at least some of the time.
brokeassasiancracker
Hey kid get of one those 1000+ who's an adult to take you.
profanelogic
They should've made it. Edit out everything that would've made it R. Let them watch the mess. She stipulated Pg 13, not watchable.
gerf
I watched a PG version on an airline
alsoAzrael
*Opening credits.* Deadpool: "Hey there!" *end credits.*
Ryanator50
but the dumbass wanted that to be the "official Version"
mattsall
So is the kid dying or something?
Imalwaysready
Of social embarrassment.
Ryanator50
if he's dying let him see it. he won't be cursing for long.
SuperHighSchoolLevelDunce
TrilobiteSushi
No but I am after reading the reply. Just read it to my kids and they laughed too.
CPatricoo
Petition seems fake. Like a false flag.
Flyndaran
The internet is full of quotes they agree with attached to those they admire regardless of accuracy. Opposite for things/people they hate.
HydrochloricKitten
Damn it, where's my G-rated Saw series??
Imalwaysready
Saw Babies is an animated series coming to a Saturday Morning cartoon block near you!
YellowPandaGoldFish9r9r
Youre allowed in with a parent though...
TehGrimReaper
Someone who understands what the ratings actually mean. I assume his parents just didn't want go watch it with him.
GuciGucci
But then they would be forced to sit through something they know their kid should *probably* not be watching. Nobody likes 2 b wrongo
lawlphailure
Or just learn how to tell your kid no.
cogitoro
This was a while ago, and all she wanted was a PG-13 *cut* of the movie. Also, the petition was immediately flooded with anger and cusses.
KeeleonOhms
Theres free editing software if she cared that much. Why is it someone elses job to raise her bratty kid?
FiveShiftOne
How would you cut that movie down to PG-13? It would be fifteen minutes long.
TOMMOEX
Clearly has never read a Deadpool comic, it's like petitioning for pg rated porn, horror film or playboy magazine
IcelandHotNinja
Should just show a hentai to his mother and ask "it's a cartoon, right?"
horrorhoe
Coraline is proof a pg horror movie can be awesome
AnnoyedLynx
People assume it is suitable for kids because it is based on a Marvel Comic. They tend to think it is as harmless as Spiderman or Iron Man.
19ajb
When RoboCop came out, my dad rented it for my cousins who were around 10 because they thought it was just like Batman
Ryanator50
well it's R rated for a reason
smokeyfantastico
This is from the first movie. She claim he's a huge dead pool fan and reads the comics so I don't see why he can't see the movie.
ScagnettiOnScagnetti
Because the brief shot of tits and a few F-bombs will turn him into meth addicted serial killer.
Drzhivago138
Certain Deadpool comics are written for different audiences. But a Deadpool film is for adult audiences.
KeeleonOhms
If his parents care that little they can just buy it for him on DVD.
commentsivehadafew
I love it when celebrities reach out to their fans
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
And 20th Century Fox knows that. Hence this viral marketing campaign.
Spankyerr
Hence u will never see deadpool in an avengers movie..R rated=less audience and less tickets to sell
StormtrooperFKD47
Its a fake account. They would never allow something like this even if it displayed the character.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Plausible deniability is always a good idea.
MesserAuditore
Deadpool tends to reach around his fans.
bychance
Back in my day when we had a reach around...
yeager99
simplefishy
But it’s not actually dead pool....
SomeCrazyNerd
Let people enjoy things...
MericanFunkYeah
iamsecretsquirrel
Sshhhhhhhh......
wheresthebaby
You're right though
KeeleonOhms
Why did you get downvoted? This is just some random troll account not Ryan Reynolds.
Domin8or9
Ryan Reynolds is a troll, it could possibly be him on an alternate account.
youknowwhyimhere6969
Wait the kid still wont be able to see it because he is 8. and PG13 means its unsuitable for children under 13. What a daft cunt.
demodulated
PG means parental guidance. They can escort their child into the movie if they deem it appropriate.
hotstuffburns
Freddy got fingered had a pg version. Or was it pg13
Imadethisaccounttopost
Adults can take kids to pg-13 and R
TheFreezingSwede
Yeah but atleast in Sweden you can watch it with parentes if you are under 13. 15 or 18 or whatever then it doesen’t matter parents or not
KeeleonOhms
I remember seeing a midnight screening of Constantine and these people brought their 4 year old. Its not illegal to be shitty parents
TehGrimReaper
In the US, PG-13 is just a warning for parents. It doesn't prevent kids from going in, with or without them.
MartinIsaksson
Aaah...Svea land
willi828
In the US you buy tickets to a G rated movie and walk into the R
TehGrimReaper
Unsuitable, not restricted. Kids can go into PG-13 movies alone.
KeeleonOhms
This shitty mom could tjust ake her 8 year old to an R rated movie. The whole thing is dumb.
TehGrimReaper
I assume it's less that she cares about content than that she didn't want to sit through it.
CarsNStuff
If they are above 13. If they aren’t, they can’t. Or well, they aren’t allowed to that is. They can go into PG though
TehGrimReaper
Theaters aren't required to bar children under 13 from PG-13 movies. Some might, but the rating doesn't require it like R does for kids <18.
frustratinglyneutral
Daft cunt's last album was nice at least
SirWadeWilson
The kind of parent that gives there kid an M rated game then complains about the content.
PleaseLeave
My thoughts exactly
AceOfNines
"Daft cunt": one of my favorite phrases in the English language. I use it a lot while driving.
HarperValleyPTA
Only an “R” rated movie can restrict a certain age. All others they’re a recommendation.
gingertrain
Technically all ratings are a recommendation. MPAA is not a government entity.
AdmJota
The government aren't the only ones who can make rules. Businesses (like movie theaters) can make rules about how they choose to operate.
HarperValleyPTA
Really? Movies typically honor the R eating and do not let underage kids in.
gingertrain
It's a business decision to follow the ratings, not a legal one.
merlinious
The theaters sign agreements with the mpaa to do that, if they dont they dont get to show MPAA movies, which basically is a death sentence
Rivalyn
Based on how many kids I saw at my screening of Deadpool, I'm pretty sure most places treat that R as a suggestion anyway.
SirWadeWilson
In the US (unfortunately) you can take any age kid to a R movie as long as there is an adult Guardian with them.
BleakMidwinters
Why unfortunately?
BleakMidwinters
Grew up with several friends and we would go together and we all turned out great. Some kids are capable of understanding it's just a movie.
SirWadeWilson
Ever been to an R rated movie with a chatty toddler or crying baby? It's annoying AF.
ltsDizzyD
All he has to do is wait till he's like 15 then he can see it.
PunnyTiger
or watch it on netflix when mom isn't monitoring him
AnnoyedLynx
She could just buy the movie when they release the DVD or sth, no big deal. If you want to do bad parenting at least do it quietly.
WellknownNobody
Ovvscolofex
"All hes gotta do is age. Just takes some time."
AceVanquish
In honor of probably means he's not going to make it to 9.
PoppinLochNessHopster
So let him see the fucking R rated version. Let him do a line of blow. Jesus. Let him drive.
PoppinLochNessHopster
Or if it was really about the kid and not your own agenda pay some film student 100 bucks to edit out the bad words and nudity.
filben7
Or he can just see it now. Back in the 80s rated R just meant it would be awesome.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
I know, is no-one sneaking their little brothers onto R rated movies anymore? That's the only way I got in to see The Crow in the theater.
thatzunpossible
I saw the first Scary Movie this way when I was in 3rd grade
101Medic
We just bought tickets to a PG movie and just go into the R-rated one we planned on seeing. No one cared.
Jabbaaaaaaa
This, this is how you do it.
Exousa
My oldest brother took me to see the South Park movie when it came out. I was like... 8? 9? I didnt turn out that bad.
KatetDeFibonacci
Telling my kids "No" works really well.
JapAnus
That's hate speech
IsolatedThinker
My son knows to get permission as well, then i get permission from the wife.
pancreas
woah woah woah. you wouldn't want to offend somebody with that controversial speech now, would you?
AMother
People tend to forget its fucking good for them to hear the word no.
Taalii
As a customer service worker...yeah. It needs to happen more. Too many selfish people demanding stuff that stops me from helping others.
Quizz25S
It's much easier when they aren't your kids.
Denvercoder09
"Have you tried turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids... And hitting them? "
BoobDylan
Instructions unclear: Got turned on and started hitting on kids. Child services will be here in an hour.
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
Zjidian
TheCanineAlchemist
This deserves more upvotes
KalYahna
Thank you for fighting the good fight.
BarryBadger
The peak of entitlement. People like her should be sent to live in a third world country for a year to learn something.
011000100111010101110100011101000110010101110010
What do you call it when two 3rd world countries go to war? World War 3
thanksfoenothing
I agree wholeheartedly.
Cabronmalisimo
We would appreciate not having to deal with your waste (more)...
cokebender
Philippines to Canada, lol
Liquidus90
No thanks, we don't want her.
BarryBadger
Damn! C'mon, we'll let you have Dwayne Johnson for that year too. Where ever you live i'm sure Dwayne would just be psyched to be there.
yourbassist
Beetheman
It's not so bad over here, smh.
BarryBadger
Just saying someone like her must be used to getting her way every time. Didn't mean to make assumptions.
zma123456
Apparently she is a comic book writer.
LemmingAttack
It bothers me when people try to make something that was made for adults have to be for kids. No. Adults want shit too.
TrustMeImTheDoctor
Yes! Kidz Bop... I'm not much into pop music (yes, I'm a music hipster), but I'd listen to Lil' John on repeat over a second of that shit.
UsedToBeAPilotButNowImJustSomeGuy
I wish I had more upvotes for this comment.
EvilMadMonk
yeahh like Legos, damn kids ruin everything!!!
lalalalabamba
Kids won't understand why it's funny anyway. Let the adults enjoy the movie without kids. Take the kids to a movie they will enjoy.
Chasgrich
Just show the little fucker the R version. Dad showed me T2 when I was about that age. It turned me rad as fuck.
Arizmendi10
WWE
WodenEmrys
Almost a thousand upvotes in just a few hours.
LemmingAttack
I'm just as shocked lol
kattyjaxx
Word.
peaceloveandgraffiti
Like adult swim
iPretend
Or when people refuse I make stuff for adults that was originally created for kids *cough* starwars *cough*
DissFattBidge
LateNightBunnyParty
As a parent, THIS. She's got enough shit targeted at her. Give me my adult Deadpool.
ImgurRulerOfThePlanetOmicronPersei8
How about porno? You know... For kids!
Psymon100
“This. Isn’t. About. Your. Shitty. Kids”
ZuIthar
TheOneWhoPointsTheWay
Ididthisforthelol
It kinda bothers me when I go to a store and see rated M video game action figures and toys for kids....
TylerTheAnarchist
I mean if you want your kid to see it just let them watch it as is or not at all, dont petition the rating.
assymcgee7
Like the toxic avenger? Lol
JustADumbRename
I'm all for edited versions after the fact, if they have no impact on the creative process
JustADumbRename
Not sure why downvotes. Make an awesome r rated Deadpool. Then chop it into shitty, shitty pg13 movie on DVD only. Only the kids suffer!
Zigor22
Like halo 5.
SPCGlitterFart
Aren't there already websites on the internet that do family friendly edits of popular movies? I've heard of a service called clear play.
lungbudda
People bother me. I use to be a people person but people ruined that for me
isaidworstcase
Ah. You’ve been on Imgur a long time, huh?
isaidworstcase
WhoToldYouLifeWasFair
I'm a misanthropic people person. Can't stand 'em, but can't avoid 'em.
BigAZNMan
I used to be a person people
ShaymusOMalley
Get a dog, they're WAY better people than people are.
Sheldonian
Dogs are the best people
lungbudda
My roommate has a dog and it's scared of me :( been there a year :(
ShaymusOMalley
you must be a terrible person then, cuz dogs like pretty much everyone.
lungbudda
Wow, well aren't you a bag full of smelly twats. She's the only dog I've met that's scared of me. And I've tried everything
Darkspire
As your roommate for some treats to give to the dog.
lungbudda
Oh I do I feed that bitch every time I see her I slowly go in for pets and she bolts away from me
Sheldonian
aBananaIsNotAnAccurateMeasurementOfScale
This is just perfect, and I agree
SandwichKnight
Thank you
lncorrectGrammerNazi
slacker92
I used to like people...then I worked in retail
Zyrixion
I never liked people. Then I worked retail. Now I'm for Giant Meteor 2020: Just End It Already.
lungbudda
True
ThatWeirdFriendEveryoneHas
I served time in Target Electronics
slacker92
I spent 2 years in Walgreens pharmacy. Talk about crazies!
hks003
Yougotanymoreofthemdrugs.jog
WitnessedSomeTimeAgo
Preach it brotha! (or sista). If working retail was mandatory, we would achieve world peace within 5 generations.
Zyrixion
At the very least, everyone would finally understand the bastards that they and most other people are.
TheRealSpaghettiMonster
Either that or everyone would kill everyone else.
kmikl
This is the far more likely outcome.
SMhobo
Retail AND Foodservice*
WitnessedSomeTimeAgo
Shoot, if you include food service, you can achieve world peace in 3 generations.
WitnessedSomeTimeAgo
By mandatory I mean everyone has to work a retail job at least once for no less than 6 months. 1 week could work, but we need to be thorough
SmolRat
I think one year at least & at a truck stop that’s hemorrhaging money. Builds character.
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
They're all a bunch of bastard-coated bastard with bastard filling.
VictoryWine
We're getting older, and wiser! Emphasis on the "older" part. In no time we'll be shouting at everyone to get off our lawns! Woo!
Zyrixion
Every time someone says 'with age comes wisdom' I feel compelled to point out how much backward and unwise shit old people are doing.
MandaloreIncognito
"People suck and that’s my contention. I can prove it on scratch paper and a pen. Give me a fucking Etch-A-Sketch, I’ll do it in three
MandaloreIncognito
minutes. The proof, the factorum. Tired of this back-slapping "Aren't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes."
MisanthropicVeteran
Dido
human8060
*ditto
Sheldonian
My favorite singer
MarikoFinn
Read that as dildo. That’s random...
kmikl
"Misanthropes unite!" "No, and FUCK YOU!" "Shit, we almost had a meeting going there."
MetroidJunkie
You want a kid's superhero movie, there are plenty to choose from. DeadPool isn't for kids, he's basically Duke Nukem with regeneration.
SupernaturalReactions
Cereaza
I hate when people think they can sign a petition to make things happen. "We got 5,000 signatures. Now stop deporting people!"
Ryanator50
well, how else are we going to deport Justin Beiber?
qweds
Like porn. No, kiddie porn is bad
DarianStephens
*No kiddie porn is bad. That's clearly what you meant, right?
qweds
I mean I'm assuming your joking but I can't upvote you because you might not be
DarianStephens
It's at least 80% a joke.
Kodaxmax
Thats how we get dumbed downed shit like spore or western anime dubs
LemmingAttack
Oh my God I relate with your pain so well.
Kodaxmax
RIP MA15 yugioh
Ryanator50
....4kids....
Kodaxmax
indeed
LegendMasterX
And that's why they're pretty much dead
LemmingAttack
"it's ok, I see them jumping out of the helicopter! They're safe!"
Ryanator50
"We'll shoot you with our fingerguns!"
BarbequeBandit
“You can’t take steak away from a man because a baby can’t chew”
feeltheice
Whenever anyone starts saying "think of the children" you can tune out 80% of what they are saying.
testecull
80? As soon as I hear mention of children at all I immediately lose all interest and go do something else.
ChaosGodOfPleasureAndExcess
"THINK IF THE CHILDREN!!". "...I ain't jerking off right now."
Ryanator50
but what if we're talking about pedophiles?
feeltheice
That's where the 20% of listening comes in.
Flyndaran
Or just say with a big smile, "Oh, I never stop thinking about the children."
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
Are you running for Senate?
Starwulf99
Shiver up my spine from disgust. I love it!
DC1888
I loved Die Hard 2 as a kid. Only found out recently it was cut down quite a bit for TV.
M3gad3rtH
Yippee Kai Yay Mr Falcon!
MrPeebles
I swear they had Ray Charles do the voice overs for that.
potatoardvarkhybrid
I've got 100,000 signatures to stop internet polls
Derptator
My mom brought my 10 yo brother to Logan. Complained about how it wasn't appropriate for him despite being R. "I didnt think it would be bad
potatoardvarkhybrid
Why can't they make Anal Pounding Gang Bang Vol 12 ok for children?
RayMC
I'm surprised why the petition was started by Grace. She isn't some random mom, she's critiques films, and he YT channel's well known. (1)
RayMC
I'd expect her of all people to understand why Deadpool is a solid film & why turning it PG isn't a good idea. Strange to see this from her.
theloneponderer
She's also a published comic book writer. She should know who Deadpool is.
testecull
Suburbanite Dumbassery knows no bounds.
PmMeGifsForSauce
And even w/o it being "this is for adults" how about we just realize this "isn't for kids" why don't we make alcohol and porn for kids next?
Notme68
Grew up in Germany (see previous comment by me). Nudity is not hidden and children of ANY age can be served alcohol by their parents. 1
Notme68
Funny how they seem to be more balanced and educated than America at the moment. Maybe you actually are wrong.
PmMeGifsForSauce
That's also the case here, as far as 'soft' alcohols, don't know the ruling on nudity. American, btw.
Notme68
Not in most states actually. Wisconsin a minor can be served - in a bar- by their parent. While here in WV no alcohol before 21 (1)
Notme68
even in your own home.
Rakugabi
But...think about all the good porn that kids are missing. Sign my petition for a PG-13 Lemon Stealing Whores!
Tchyrimi
After we get PG-13 Baby Thrown off Balcony
Rakugabi
twostepsfromlost
I'm the opposite, I want an R rated Disney movie with cocaine and hooker. That version of Beauty and the Beast will be illegal.
PmMeGifsForSauce
If it's a Grimm Bros fairy tale it likely already has one.
EvilMadMonk
or snow white
WorkerLurker
Well Sensie Pearl was a Disney starlet who went to porn, so you Kinda get that from her.
PmMeGifsForSauce
I know I sound judging but I always wonder what draws people to porn (especially her kind of porn) and wonder if her disney career had >>>
PmMeGifsForSauce
a hand in it. That or her parents.
RelativeVelocity
Haley paige is dead and can't reprise her role :'(
MightyNerdyCrafty
I call rule 34 on 'flogging a dead (w)horse'. There are terrible things in this world, fellow imgurian, to feed terrible appetites!
dauberjagermonster
Its normal for me to feel numb out sentimental shit. I do not feel numb to this...
RelativeVelocity
I feel for them. I don't forget that they are people, most at the unfortunate end of the stick. Haley was no exception. She had a hard life
RelativeVelocity
I realize there are 2 potential dick jokes here, but I was being serious. Sad giggidy.
Volimar
LemmingAttack
Only one more episode of this to go, such a great series. I'm glad they kept true to the brutality and moral ambiguity of the character too.
NiumZ
It bothers me that a lot of things actually get ruined just so kids and parents can watch the ruined version together.
Ryanator50
like what, exactly? I know they're out there, I just want examples.
LordOfTheRingDings
Well, Suicide Squad for one, apparently had a LOT of reshoots to both make it more Marvel like and to get a PG-13 instead of an R.
Ryanator50
huh, I wanna see that. I knew that Harley turned against the Joker in the original version, and what a shame it was that they cut that.
PrincessAnus
not reshoots, cuts. they cut almost all of the Joker footage bc it was too fucked up and would have pushed it to an R rating. specifically 1
PrincessAnus
how abuse the joker is to harley, almost ALL of that was cut. 2/2
theoneprevouslyknownas
I was a little confused when I had a 6 yo deadpool trick or treater this year, like why? Has he seen the movie? If so, we're back to WHY!?
PmMeGifsForSauce
At that age your parents pick your costumes, but even still Deadpool is in a lot of other things than that movie.
SlightlyMoreAppropriateUsername
Some people let their kids watch it, I knew a 6 year who loved the movie and had a Deadpool themed birthday party
Skale33
Probably the same reason that there used to be a lot of merch for RoboCop when that was rated R. Parents that don't know/don't care.
TheFastpaws
Parents always think their kids are different & can handle it. They are fools. Kids are not ready for it even if they look okay during it.
PrincessAnus
eh... yeah but some people include, say, 14/15+ in that category. which is less okay.
Notme68
Good for you knowing literally everyone's kids. Mine can watch it because he can separate fantasy and reality. 1
TheFastpaws
Actually science has more or less covered this. That even the so called calmest & adjusted children are still not ready subconsciously.
Notme68
There is an area between protecting kids and coddling them.
Notme68
For instance, he's in the room with us when we watch horror movies yet he's not afraid when we walk by the woods at night because, 2
Notme68
"Monsters aren't real, they're in TV and movies. TV and movies are fun. So, monsters are fun." He is afraid of the coyotes though.
kantaloupe
I work in a costume store. I had to explain to SO MANY parents why we don't have a children's Deadpool costume.
OrcSkinSuit
My kid is 3 and loves Deadpool. She's never seen the film, definitely from the Spiderman cartoon.
Sheldonian
I mean, there's a cartoon with him and Spiderman, i haven’t seen it but i think is meant for kids
PrincessAnus
there is. however the jokes are the same. just not explicit. example: https://youtu.be/1Xa7o4Pe4LY
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
Eh, the jokes are there just without the fucks, so it goes over their heads
theoneprevouslyknownas
Didn't know this, that makes more sense
archirat
This was the crux of the problem, I believe. He was funny and awesome in the kid's cartoon and so kids didn't realize it was for adults.
kantaloupe
There's also the people who assume that all comic books are for kids and don't realize that some do contain adult material.
MetroidJunkie
It's not uncommon for adult movies to have a section marketed for kids, like Terminator and RoboCop. Hell, there are Halo toys.
theoneprevouslyknownas
My daughter has been picking her costume since she was 2, but I know some parents just tell kids what they're being.
wyattkm1
My ex lets my kids (8, 7, and 5) see R movies all the time. My youngest says his favorite movie is "Team 'Merica Fuck Yeah." Sigh.
burritohs
eroso
Kids have the lego versions.
testecull
and yet LEGO refuses to make models of tanks or warplanes. Hmmmmm.....