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Stay Classy College part 8: Military Academies: http://imgur.com/gallery/Fsr4R
Part 9: http://imgur.com/gallery/K2Gym
Thank you Imgur for all the support, love, and recognition I'm getting! Keep messaging me your confessions and as always, Stay Classy College!
-Ruffcats
Folamh3
First one is basically rape.
Icannevercomeupwithagoodorwittyusernamepleasehelp
As someone in Student Affairs, this doesn't shock me at all.
Smedsuk
I'm getting a cat1
weeblewobblez
I made it! Mom, look at me!
assmoustache
What did you do? Stay or go?
AnnaHux
I really hope the Easter Sunday Virgin had consent.
AriBerri55
Considering she was passed out when he immediately finished I doubt it :( being ridiculously drunk does not equal consent...
WhereTheWildGooseGoes
Where're 1-6?
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WhereTheWildGooseGoes
Thank you!
LuckyInstinct
never stop this please.
FullPlateHero
Honestly, WTF? How are people proud of this stuff?
thepopesdaughter
I think the Anons aren't very proud, considering they didn't want everyone to know what they did.
FullPlateHero
Fair point. I was referring more to the whole string of posts, not just this one, though.
BritBratAttack
...I think I would just wait outside.
DeltaDin
Some of these are just gold!
waitingonasecondwind
My cat needs to get her shit together and help a brother out
JustAnotherRidiculouslyLongUsername
Pics or gtfo.
copingcabana
What kind of cat was it? Asking for a friend.
Lunastella22
Orange tabby named Albert, totally worth it.
TheBurninator
I also got kicked out at the end of my freshman year at WVU, so yeah I probably would of died a few more times more if given the opportunity
ThatsWhatISaidISaidBootyTraps
You are either ridiculously lucky, or live in a town of incompetent medical people who cannot tell whether or not someone is dead.
dalekalpha
Wow. That @Anonymous guy is kinda fucked up.
ROBOT120807
You should see the shit he posts on 4chan.
Askthemountains
Woah, he's been a member for 4 years and has less than 300 points... I say he's winning.
anonymous
You're goddamn right.
Monarchist
Awww yiss new stay classy lets see what we have in store
kjoch08
Is that Jamie Foxx on Sesame Street?
HeyItsJP
I just choked on my spit for about 5 minutes because I laughed a little too hard at this .gif.
Wassamattauface
Some of these people need to be escorted off the planet. Some of them are downright awesome. Mostly they're trash though.
OohKillEm
http://imgur.com/EL8XJ3a
LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That's a solid 100 keuricks
xZora
Ladies, my cat is quite adorable.
MustBeTheMusic
Um Burninator? Is there something wrong? Im worried...
TheBurninator
I like to party http://gifs.gifbin.com/1234062624_3a5ff1f.gif
ndrewtran
Well... Did he stay and watch your friend finish to prego porn or not? Kind of leaving us on a lurch here and that's not cool.
weeblewobblez
walked right back out
ThatActuallyGuy
When did this become a thing? A wonderful, wonderful thing.
MidnightBlue7
I have a nice cat too, if you were wondering *wink wink*
typingtreemonkey
I once dated a guy 'cos of his comic book collection. He dumped me cos I would spend all my time at his place reading them.
Splinda
Anytime I see another one of your posts http://imgur.com/NnoGhN1.gif
IHaveNipplesGregCouldYouMilkMe
http://twitter.com/collegefession If you can't wait...
Jaffenator
His posts are starting to consume my life...
ruffcats
I'm so very sorry.
Jaffenator
Im sure they take more time out of your day then mine haha
AssDamnCoffee
You know you're a sad imgurian when you can predict the gif/picture that someone is going to use in a comment -_- I'm pathetic
ruffcats
TJmuthafuckinDetweilers
haha god I fucking love this gif
princeofmaine
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/mj_popcorn.gif
NotSoDarkKnight
The most bad ass kid of the 90's.
sugar3
My god you must know some dirty Imgur secreta
ruffcats
http://imgur.com/VnmqmLs
UpvotesForCalicos
Love this gif.
Sunniest
Well time to get a cat
henriksen1
Bit of advice from experience guys. Unplanned anal is never a good idea. You've been warned.
Beltleatherbelt
yep. thosememoriees make me vomit
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DukePaulAtreides
It's amazing how what seems like common sense is not often thought about. Prepare, especially for the first time, you fools!
ldraptor
"but I didn't see any preparing in that porn..."
SerialKitten666
And if it's your first time, do it in the shower! Dear god in the showerrrrrr
proghettoparenting
Anal is always and only in the shower. Keeps the lube mess of the bedsheets as well.
derkaderkaflannel
you mean santorum
proghettoparenting
god I love you so much
flamingflamingo
Anal was never messy for me (always in bed), but it was also never done when I felt like I had to poo.
iamthecanary
Why must all of these involve at least one "I raped a girl, but it doesn't sound like I'm aware of that" post? Unconscious "partner" = rape.
Kittybitters
I was thinking the same thing.
Sporelett
I'd say the dude accepting a blow job from the drunk chick counts too. Shit's not cool yo.
Lythar
To be fair, he didn't say she was unconscious during sex, just that she was after. But yes, it is a problem.
AriBerri55
THANK YOU. It was really upsetting me no one noticed :( your comment should be higher up.
aphocus
To play devils advocate, there's a possibility she passed out halfway through, and he didn't notice until after. alcohol one helluva drug...
ListenToGeorgeCarlin
Re-read, which one say the partner was unconscious?
SpidersInAHumanSuit
I want to hear @TheBurninator tell his story.
ottowrote8
His story is called alcoholism. And it sounds like he's pretty close to dying for good.
NotACanadian
He is immortal.
TheBurninator
I can only remember the start of the night most of the time
PooPculture
I went to the hospital for a heart attack at 21. Turned out you just shouldn't eat 7-11 burritos at 6 AM.
Pekwachnamaykoskwaskwaypinwanik
As someone who's woken up in random hospitals before. I freaking love you man
CaptainButtbeard
Early Alzheimer's?
PooPculture
Alcohol.
uchronia
Some self-aggrandizing bullshit involving alcohol and ~his craaazy friends~ the end.
TheBurninator
Some one is mad because they didn't get a 7th chance at life...
Proudfoots
Lol. This comment made me laugh harder than anything else on this post.
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
If it's worth anything, I think these are hilarious. All of them.
ruffcats
http://imgur.com/qvwzZM0
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
I'm not sure how this gif makes me feel.
ruffcats
http://imgur.com/l69kKBO
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
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WhatIfImReallyConspiracyKeanu
"Simultaneously vomited and pissed into her trash can." You know that had to be messy as fuck and not 50% made it in there.
CEOOfProyectMayhem
Yeah, this is called a "Double Dragon" where I come from.
icangetyouatoebythreeoclockthisafternoonwithnailpolish
I dunno why but I just imagine one of those round office bins which is like thin mesh. Mmmm
WhatIfImReallyConspiracyKeanu
HAHAHAHA!!
soukmania
It's not college related but when I was a kid, I was invited to a friend's house. His mother gave me melons, and trust me, it's not
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something I can eat. But I was very young and did not know. So we went on playing on the computer and I started to feel bad. I went to the
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bathroom, seated, and started having one the worst diarrhea in my short life. I want literraly forward to ease the pain, the face close
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to my pants when I had a surprise vomit attack. So I filled my pants with vomit and was completely panicked. I stayed in ther for one hour
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before his mother managed to get me out of here, pantless, covered in dried diarrhea and vomit. Never been more ashamed.