DrGreenskies
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Kafka tax
gormlessspacemonster
#17 cause he’s got a side piece. I could get a $400 necklace for one. Or $200 earrings for both
imsurroundedbyassholes
#15 needs an arrow up the thigh
killerwhaleindisguise
#35 I met up with my bestfriend from elementary after no real contact for more than 5 years. It was great :)
Calicious
#7 only if someone else is doing the laundry and cooking, otherwise it's a never ending loop of dirty laundry and old junk food.
ParaspriteHugger
#1
ghostofGracchusBabeuf
#35 I’d like to live in a world where I could spend two hours a day with each of my friends. Instead I’m haunting this one.
graehall
#2
LogicalLimes
#14 Not recommended in the United States. Unfortunately.
ParaspriteHugger
#18 back when we still had two independent regular bookstores in town, one would be my serious bookstore where I get the serious books that get you serious bookstore credentials, and the other would be my not so serious bookstore where I'd get the more pulpy stuff.
damngingivitis
Good dump
WellAckchually
#17 The most expensive garment I've ever bought was my wife's wedding dress, which was like $500. My best suit was around $400 for slacks and a coat. I think those are the only times I've ever spent $100 or more on an individual garment.
DentonTheBear
#1 But when I go deaf all I'll be able to hear is my inner monologue
debob
I suddenly regret not having a puffin sweater.
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
#3 I see you starin' at me in the corner
Of the bar we've been partyin' in
You got a twinkle in your eyes
I've got something on my mind
That I bet will make you more than a friend
EroticZombiePants
#14 Does a bus ever return you though?
iamagopher
#17 yall have money?
EroticZombiePants
#4 You can tell that shark is proud of its work.
HighSorcerer
#1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqDgPEvKYW8
ruint
Thank you for bringing back dog tax
Neywiny
And just the one. Some people's taxes look more like entire dumps. I like dogs but I'm here for the memes
DrGreenskies
The most I will ever post is three (one of each plus one of them together)
Cranbananarama
#1 Ha. If only.
HighSorcerer
You just gotta find louder music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjFeQ9ggKYk
Cranbananarama
I actually do, but thanks for the addition! Love the drumming.
HighSorcerer
NGL every track on that album is solid, good enough that I bought the vinyl double LP.
Cranbananarama
Oo, fancy.