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#spiderbutt #pissyspiders #deepasstoilet #halloween
Oct 30, 2017 12:58 AM
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#spiderbutt #pissyspiders #deepasstoilet #halloween
JLPDayton72
The joke would be on you after I burn your goddam house down
notanother568
NOOOOOPE!!! NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE!!!
Garmiet
They’d have only themselves to blame. No shame on you, OP.
mugman1
No you pee on top of the seat and get wet knees. Source: experience
NZSheeps
Hi res version (different spiders) for you to play along at home https://imgur.com/WdPQJbe
promilleken1
Ill just pee in my pants and slowly back off
TheRealBigChungus
*slowly closes lid* *slowly takes flamethrower*
gopracticespittingoutteeth
Shutters clogged
Wedriftdeeper
We all float
Zap117
Why and how! Did you burn down my toilet!. / No need to thank me bro
duz3
Is that like a plastic wrap over the toilet? How are people suppose to use the toilet
BethanyRuehls
I thought this was my bathroom for a second. Same plunger duo thing, same toilet, same flooring
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IWishIWasYuriG
joethebro
Sti.. stick your dick in it
BadMako
I would do this to my wife, but she'd probably cut my wiener off in my sleep.
theHitchenator
Do it regardless
UvaroviteKing
Don’t worry. It’s only a matter of time...
TwinkleBat
As a wife, can confirm there would be painful consequences.
GerberLegalTeam
Free sex change.
PleaseDisperseNothingToSeeHere
He can be his own favorite X-Men character
jellotheautobandasisgud
You dick! I'm on the toilet!
ThatCanadianViking
Where can i find this?? I need it.. for reasons.
ICantBelieveThisNameWasFree
Looks normal to me. But I'm Australian
Waitthisparachuteisarucksack
This reminds me of some serious sleep apnea hallucinations that I've had... Spiders just manifest in the corner of my room. Creepy stuff
noxmeter
In Australia this actually happens
DownvotesAreFun
Was about to say that. This is a normal situation down under.
AtsaMattaForYou
TomorrowIsYesterdayTwoDaysFromNow
I appear to have shat my pantaloons
NZSheeps
MittensonKittens69
ch3fboyRG
I appear to have burst into flames
LosPer
tats10bucksUOme
I’d just piss all over the floor
ihavetwosnakes
"Don't you need to use the bathroom?" "No, I just went ahead and shit myself, thanks."
tossabeertoyourwitcher
I was at a party last night waiting in line to use the bathroom until khal drogo reminded me that this was a college campus. Peed outside.
Paasimus
"*beep boop* Hey Hans? Yeah a little emergency. Mh, it's in the toilet. Yeah, do bring that. Ok, see ya soon."
TheMostFuriousOfAbysses
To be fair, you did use the bathroom
chickentoothe
So this is why that lady had to shit on the floor in that store?
Mihamix
Explain this for my friend please..
chickentoothe
UselessBunnyFacts
Ok I thought it was supposed to go on the cover but the covers up....
Showmeyourotters
Same, but it also doesn't look like that's the seat. So I'm thinking it's a double lid
dalaiyoda
Same. I think it's semi-clear, and stretched over the seat-hole, a la the clingwrap trick. That could ... get messy later on.
Masetro
It’s supposed to go on the cover. This person is sadistic. Lmao https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/czkAAOSwA3dYPDAH/s-l300.jpg
IFoldlyGo
It's so nobody sees it until they get close and lift the cover
Anonawesome
Solid logic right there.
PleaseDisperseNothingToSeeHere
Same question here, anyone have the answer?
Masetro
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/czkAAOSwA3dYPDAH/s-l300.jpg
TezuNii
double lid
FreshPrincessBelleHair
Perhaps only dudes live there, and they’re dropping their deuces at the 7-11 down the street.
PleaseDisperseNothingToSeeHere
Hmm... Well, I'm convinced