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Cat hugs at the end of a hard day. Impossible to beat.
icomeheretobedistracted
Dogs-They give me food & water, they must be God. Cats-They give me food & water. I must be God.
jayalbert1
#1 das cuz he wuvs u! You’re his Starr!
yellowdye5
The only thing better than kitty hugs is baby hugs. Found this out after taking my son home from surgery.
Jerdyjerds
Is the house on the picture with the cat in the sunspot the "the grudge"-house?
potatiskatt
"Oh you want to sleep? Here's a dead bird bleeding on your floor. I love you so much."
matrixredpill
What's a 'cat people'? I don't understand
blitherypoop
I had a cat like #1...only his turf was the kitchen table. He never sat on plated food,but teabags,snack cakes, notepads, etc were under him
ddpv
Cat people logic: #1 get upset cat sleeps on new cloth thingy, #2 get upset cat doesn't sleep on new cloth thingy.
NUMBERTHEDAMNPICTURES
Did you mean #3?
ddpv
Oops, yes.
Greeneyeddevil
I had to take my cat to the vet the other day. She got a painful shot and bit me. I cried and apologised to her. The bite is fine.
Delusionallol
At first I thought... /a/fP43k
amethystdreamer
I never knew my dog was actually a cat all along. It all makes sense now.
deepbullet
Regarding #4....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRmgT3n1m8Y
eavens
Damn these cute, little, evil demons...
Taxicat
The food bowl is still FULL, and my cat starts crying. Every time. With the most pathetic whiny voice ever!
MyNameIsLucilleAndIKnowHowUFeel
I used to go over and move the food around, made her think it was new food
Taxicat
Sometimes that works with mine, sometimes it doesn't.
GracieGeek
It makes me happy to know other crazy cat people buy Christmas presents for their fur babies too.
MrSheesh
#9: Or when I want dinner, so I come stand on your knee & ankle and stare into your face "Why are you starving me? I'm a good cat!"
JethroRig
My cat picked the name Ringo, too!!!
Thegawkingdead
Spot on.
TopCat9
Dog hugs are way better.
TheStickYourDickInItGuy
http://imgur.com/AcxXAl7
jakeclub
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GuffTheTough
I stopped buying my cat toys. Now I just give him the cardboard cylinder from toilet paper rolls and watch him be entertained for days.
Withcharitytowardnone
A box, a paper bag, a bottle top is all a cat needs.
tattietater
Let's face it, fancy toys are for the owner's sake, not the cat's.
Solazyicanteven
Regarding #2, Who needs that many pillows for a couch...
Steevetheperson
That cat, apparently!
RalphysMom
Short people, for one.
iPreferBeingCalledSB
That means @OP has a gf
niranjana206
Moms.
AriBerri55
As a mom, the 1st pillow for the collection actually arrives with the baby, like a landing pad for when she shoots out.
bardock
its so you cant lay down comfortably on their couch and mess it up with your footprints because you werent raised by wolves and stop pecking
bardock
around in the pantry because dinner is in 4 hours and youll ruin your appetite now close the window, the AC is running
DRVerstenbad
Dogs have owners, cats have staff!
AlphaNate
Omg why do they do this
razikh
cats are night hunters.. youd think it would be obvious given the eyes, claws, and teeth. you expect them to sleep at night? they do all day
Merrilh
They are nocturnal and sleep 20 hrs a day
Deathfrombelow
You and your insidious education can get out of here. How dare you?!
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
Get a load of the Intelligensia trying to put down the little guy.
rstanley
Why are you still sleeping at 4am? Get up and do stuff.
sithney
ghosts.
urustai
2 am and that's when my 10 year old dog and the 1 year old puppy decide that they want to stampede up & down the hallway.
CptnRayHolt
we call them the 'night crazies'
youdonegoofed
Crossfit.
Lalaru
https://youtu.be/lisncxkbHfc
ChefObvious
That's NASCAT's tryout times.
PopeFenderson
They're receiving messages from the mothership.
n8crafter
*meowthership
SarenStolkholm
We call that 'crazy-cat o'clock' in our home.
Superchief86
We once adopted an old cat who couldn't retract her claws. We would here her tapping down the hallway in the middle of the night.
Steevetheperson
They're dicks... I have two of them and can confirm... they're dicks
Jacobnc
It's your cat releasing a lot of energy if it has been in all day
IAmThaMuffinMan
Because before we domesticated them, they hunted at dawn and dusk, when their food was awake.
blahblahghost
I have two, but only the Siamese mix does this, and only after she shits. It like...energizes her or something.
AshesofAran
Poop zoomies
screamingshits
yeah the Poop-n-Zooms
MyNamesMace
there is nothing like an exhilarating deuce
giamoose
My siamese does this too!!! xD you know it's time to clean it up if you can hear the crazy stampede of the happy cat's 'I made poops!!!!!'
WowSoSparkly
My european did this too, ran laps at full speed with a victorious "MREOW!!!"
Withcharitytowardnone
My late ginger cat always got poop zoomies. Made me envious...why can’t I get energy that way?
z0mz0m
Had a Siamese. Can confirm the shitting and running habit.
deepfriedcatheads
Hmm our cat runs around first to loosen the poopin.
MrSheesh
Lightening their load shifts them into high gear, seems!
SmilingSamoyed
Chasing mice
zomatooo
NASCAT
AlphaNate
I snorted.
hamhockshortdock
In my house we call it "The Kitty-500." I like NASCAT.
LadyWidebottom
That's when they're up hunting demons
PhilbertPhrog
I think my brother actually believes this. And he's 27.
Bonsaipanda
"Cat's are good - half in half out anyway."
heididdlyeisenberg
Or being chased by them, dependent on how bad your cat is at being a cat.
pocatella
Hahaha +1
MzLethiferous
I find myself no longer wanting a cat...
UltraSuperUniqueName
Get a goddamn cat. At least you won't be biggest asshole in the house anymore.
Taxicat
They're really not that bad. You get used to their antics. Then again, I've quite literally grown up w/ cats, so my perception 1/
Taxicat
might be a little skewed... 2/
MzLethiferous
I love cats. And I've always wanted one but was never allowed since my dad hated them. I'm living with my boyfriend now so we can get (1/2)
MzLethiferous
One, but I also like my stuff not ruined lol. All the pictures and stuff just throw me off and make me think I'll hate them afterwards.(2/2)
Taxicat
If you train them properly and give them enough places to scratch, they should be fine. Remember that cats NEED to scratch; it's part 1/
Taxicat
how they keep their claws and muscles healthy. And they need scratching surfaces in a variety of positions to get them the 2/
Taxicat
Oh, and as someone else suggested: try volunteering at a cat shelter 1st to get more experience before committing.
raveyards
If it makes you feel better, my cat is a attitude prima-donna boy, but is sweet and loving. No destroying anything. Even sleeps in his bed.
tattietater
I'm gonna contradict the others, and say: don't get a cat. If you're not passionate about pet ownership, you're not ready for it.
MzLethiferous
I have a dog. I love having pets. I'm a passionate pet owner. It's just that cats are quite different than dogs. My dog is well behaved(1/2)
tattietater
In the meantime, perhaps someone you know has a cat which you can cat-sit for a few days; get to know better what it would be like?
MrSheesh
If you play with kitty enough they won't mess your stuff up (as much anyways.) Find a neighbor and bring treats, get to know their kitty?
MzLethiferous
I have no neighbours with cats unfortunately. And there are no shelters near by for me to volunteer at.